Definitely Miss Marple. She's such a sweet old lady who would not be put off by the fact I look a little scruffy, unlike Poirot. I even read every book and short story featuring her! It's one of my proudest achievements. That, and passing my first real exams.
Dana Scully & Fox Mulder!! thier soo awesome!
It all depends on where I get into trouble. If it's Miami, Michael Weston. New York or St Marks, definitely Stone Barrington (the likelihood of sexytime fun along the way is a bonus). San Francisco -- Lindsay Boxer, as long as I don't have to be around her annoying friends. The DC area, Alex Cross but he is always going after really evil and scary people such as serial killers so that would be a worse-case scenario. And if I happen to be in a random town somewhere in the US, then I hope Jack Reacher is passing through.
They say it's supposed to be 85 and sunny this weekend. Yesterday was 50, cloudy and windy. Oh upstate NY weather. So unpredictable and random, yet so awesome.
Kenzie Milhone, from the Sue Grafton books. She's a very brilliant detective and a very bold woman.
Pretty much anyone from Gibbs' NCIS team... But dang, I'd have to be a marine then, wouldn't I? I don't think I'd be able to handle that.