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If Animals Could Talk

If you could ask your pet any question (and they could answer you), what would it be?

Answers (230)

  • What can I do to please you, or if you are feeling angry or sad, what can I do to make your life a little bit better? How can I show you that things are good?

  • do you laugh at my jokes?
  • "Am I doing a good job at taking care of you?" I ask my dogs this all the time. Sometimes I feel like I'm slacking off, because I let them out in the yard more often than I play with them and walk them around the neighborhood. Sometimes my little girl will look up at me with pleading eyes and I won't know what she wants, so I'll offer her several things, but it's never what she wants. Hubby says I pick favorites with our dogs, and I do... one whines less than the other, and so that's the one I like more. Things like these make me wonder if I'm tentative enough to their needs. It breaks my heart to think I've ever given my babies less than they've asked of me. They both had so little before I rescued them, and I feel like the little trivial things they beg for sometimes mean so much more to them, because they know what it's like to have nothing. Because I know what it's like to have nothing, and that's how I feel about shoes that fit, a warm coat, central heat and air... it all means so much to me, and seems so basic to everyone else. I wonder if I give my dogs enough.
  • "Why do you like Catnip?"
  • Where do you go all day? and 'Are mouse innards really that good?
  • Please, dogs, tell me if I picked the right day. And next time, tell me in advance. (Seen over at the LJ of .)

  • Uhm... Let's see, 'Why MUST you bark so much even when I scream 'STOP!!!''

    And for my other, 'why do you run into things? really paton.. is it oh-so necessary?'

  • "Do you like your name? If not, what should it be?!"

    I'm such a nice guy  =D

  • In the event that my Hamster could talk to me, I don't think I'd ask him any questions. I think I'd run screaming out of my house, yelling like a banshee, something along the lines of:
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