Well, you're never really truly alone when you're royalty and have servants and all, but there was a time when I was five my parents got sick of searching for me when I was hiding in my closet to avoid a visit to my maternal grandfather and they went 'screw it', leaving me.
I took the opportunity to steal all Noni's toys and hide them around my room.
Later, she beat me up.
I'm home alone right now, but I've decided to use it to work on the garden instead of petty thievery.
It's starting to look really great. I just keep finding rocks in it all the time.
But I guess elf rocks are better than the rocks back home, because I found this one
instead of some boring grey thing:
I think I'll trade it for tea or something.