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Crystal Ball

All of August stretches before us today—what is your prediction for this month's weirdest or most unexpected news story?

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  • BBC News - Swine Flu Infects One More Person - Run For Your Bloody Lives.
    Sky News - Swine Flu Infects 87850,000,000,000,000,000 People Per 30 Seconds.
    The Sun - Swyne Fluw Is Bahd An Yew Shud Bee Car Full Of It.
    The Guardian - *put on very posh upper class accent* Swine Flu Has Been Clinically Proven To Be Dangerous By Scientifiswinflueonian Experts Today And Our Resident Psycholoscientiswinflueonian Expert Agrees And We Are Always Right Ergo We Are The Best.
  • Hmm. Don't  know. A lot of shocking things have happened nationally and just in the neighborhood. Anything, really. Maybe... something to do with Swine Flu. Haha. Pig's have flown. Tehehe.
  • I have no idea but i think this month will go good because last month was better than the month before and it has that vibe of getting better by the way certain things go...
  • Well... Honestly I don't know. I think that maybe my nearest dearest person will change and see me in a different light, someone very due to my heart. Most of all I predict that in this month, things will smoothen out for me and my current relationship mess up.
  • I was born in the 19th of AUGUST, 1975, which means I am turning to be 34 years old, I have a very strong feeling that this is going to be a very different birthday, and it already is because this is the very first time that I`ll be celebrating my birthday at home, not away from home, and who knows maybe my friends will throw me a huge, wondurful, and unexpected surprise birthday party.

    I have a very strong this feeling that this comming year is going to be very very very different because I want to change everything, I might become very successful with my business, and get really really rich, and when you have money you can do whatever you can do.
  • It's not necessarily unexpected, but my dad says that the swine flu is STILL going all around the United States, and continues to be active in our area. Therefore, he expects that when school starts, all the kids will be carrying the flu virus around with them and we'll all get sick. What a cheery prediction, Pop.

    That kind of scares me. Swine flu? No f-in' thanks.

  • All of the "Cash for Clunkers" cars turn out to be Transformers.
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