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zorac — Well, the ploy of subscribing them to hunderds of (snail) mail junk lists has a certain appeal to it, and more than a little irony. (See Slashdot et al for real examples of this)
zombie_zorac — Feed me!
cygnusfap — Fish fork. Gall bladder.
vamp_zorac — Burn 'em at the stake. Certainly we don't want 'em vamped up - even the undead suffer from junk email.
darth_zorac — What do you mean, punishment? I shall be recruiting these estimable individuals.
titanic_days — Nail their genitals to Charing Cross Station
spamoftheday — Well, certainly fines covering the costs of ISPs involved (compensating end users would be rather more tricky), confiscation of all equipment involved. Jail time for repeat offenders, perhaps.
frayer — The wet noodles, definitely the wet noodles. It's a classic.
dorotea — Hang them by their toes and make them listen to Avril
mhw — I would introduce them to my friend Mr Bacon-slicer.
pinguthegreek — Make them listen to the live rendition of Cry Baby on loop.
picklepuss — Nothing. Who doesn't love mail?
leiabelle — Thousands of tiny paper cuts. Lemon juice. Moohoohahaha.
dancingrain — tie them up & flog them, unless they like that sort of thing, in which case, make them sit and watch other people enjoy it :D
jiggery_pokery — Hang 'em from the yard-arm 'til they're sober. (No, wait, that's drunken sailors.)
lore — Peel skin slowly like a potato, then roll liberally in salt. Slow cook to taste.
ringbark — give their meatspace addresses to everyone who will listen
louis_mallow — Put them, armed, in a room with those who try to bounce people into buying domain names at inflated prices. Make it clear that they won't be fed or watered until only one remains, having taken nourishment only from the flesh and blood of the others.
marysiak — Death by flaying and then exposure after being rolled in salt.
expetesso — Insert a computer chip into the brain with a synaptic connection to the (completely non-understandable) desire to spam, so that when that desire connects with the chip, the spammer-in-question's PC is immediately struck down by the blue screen of death.
What punishment do you think should be given to spammers?
zorac — Well, the ploy of subscribing them to hunderds of (snail) mail junk lists has a certain appeal to it, and more than a little irony. (See Slashdot et al for real examples of this)
zombie_zorac — Feed me!
cygnusfap — Fish fork. Gall bladder.
vamp_zorac — Burn 'em at the stake. Certainly we don't want 'em vamped up - even the undead suffer from junk email.
darth_zorac — What do you mean, punishment? I shall be recruiting these estimable individuals.
titanic_days — Nail their genitals to Charing Cross Station
spamoftheday — Well, certainly fines covering the costs of ISPs involved (compensating end users would be rather more tricky), confiscation of all equipment involved. Jail time for repeat offenders, perhaps.
frayer — The wet noodles, definitely the wet noodles. It's a classic.
dorotea — Hang them by their toes and make them listen to Avril
mhw — I would introduce them to my friend Mr Bacon-slicer.
pinguthegreek — Make them listen to the live rendition of Cry Baby on loop.
picklepuss — Nothing. Who doesn't love mail?
leiabelle — Thousands of tiny paper cuts. Lemon juice. Moohoohahaha.
dancingrain — tie them up & flog them, unless they like that sort of thing, in which case, make them sit and watch other people enjoy it :D
jiggery_pokery — Hang 'em from the yard-arm 'til they're sober. (No, wait, that's drunken sailors.)
lore — Peel skin slowly like a potato, then roll liberally in salt. Slow cook to taste.
ringbark — give their meatspace addresses to everyone who will listen
louis_mallow — Put them, armed, in a room with those who try to bounce people into buying domain names at inflated prices. Make it clear that they won't be fed or watered until only one remains, having taken nourishment only from the flesh and blood of the others.
marysiak — Death by flaying and then exposure after being rolled in salt.
expetesso — Insert a computer chip into the brain with a synaptic connection to the (completely non-understandable) desire to spam, so that when that desire connects with the chip, the spammer-in-question's PC is immediately struck down by the blue screen of death.
