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Virtual Gift

Handcuffs
To:judas_denied
From: Anonymous
Date: Tue Oct 13 17:13:02 2009

Our brave and intrepid explorers swam a mighty and tempestuous river, rolled down the lush, green, grassy slopes of a gentle valley and breathed in the pine green freshness of the forest at the bottom.

And this was where they were going to buy you the best gift in the world at the super special shop in the centre of the forest, except they got distracted, went to the pub, tied up some pretty boys with push-bikes and stole their handcuffs... still... it's the thought that counts, right?

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