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Whip
To:judas_denied
From: Anonymous
Date: Tue Oct 13 17:13:02 2009

Kynx were skipping along in the forest one day when they found a whip... that's odd said Kit. Not really, said Jynx for she was really quite mean and disparaging when she wanted to be. Whatever, said Kit, I think we should give it to JD. Hmph, you think she'll want something we found on the ground, said Jynx? Kit rolled her eyes, it's the thought that counts y'know, not the adjectives!

THINK OF THE ADJECTIVES!!! So they tied it onto a passing unicorn--made obligatory horn jokes--and told it to deliver it to JD POST HASTE! And carried on their merry way.

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