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04:33 pm
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01:04 am
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MOVING!!
I will be moving to my other site http://tilia.blogdrive.com starting tomorrow so if you want to read new posts, go there.
Dont forget to change your links and your bookmarks!!
Cheers.
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06:52 pm
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Links..
I have listed my site on a couple of search engines..and I'm supposed to link them back. However livejournal is crappy about changing the templates so this is the only way I can link stuff.
Blog Directory
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02:00 am
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Exams are over. Now what do I do?
What? Exams are over? Are you serious? No. Dont tease me. I cant take it if you tell me that its just a joke. Please dont lead me on. Please? No seriously. Stop teasing me. *whimpers. I dont believe it. I WONT BELIEVE IT. You have GOT to be shitting me. STOP IT YOU FUCKING TEASE. You're serious? You're really serious??
OH MY GOD!!! WOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *Orgasm ensues
Now that my exhiliration is over and my temporary high is fading away, I'm filled with an ominous feeling.
What the fuck am I going to do for 2.5 weeks? I have never had 2.5 weeks with my schedule absolutely blank ever since I left secondary school. I'm not used to having this much free time. What if the boredom and the blank empty spaces of time where I honestly have nothing to do but stare at my desk collect dust starts to get to me?
Ok fine. Admittedly I have SOME things to do. For example. I have to whip my inept cheerleaders in to fit athletes. My mom is going to HK so I have cook, clean and what not. Yes I can cook. No I'm not cooking for you so you can try my cooking. Why? Coz you'll keel over and die from the grossness of it. I know how to cook but I never said I was good at it. But even after doing all that, that still leaves me with a disgusting amount of free time.
So what should I do? I could...
1) Reread the entire Harry Potter series, substituting the word wand for wang and giggling hysterically over the slight gay love references. Maybe write my own Harry Potter gay fiction story featuring Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. Or..maybe make them bi, then include myself in that story..Hahahaha..
2) Hire a gigolo for 2.5 weeks. Sound proof my room. And lock the door. No need to elaborate there.
3) Hire a really really hot hooker for 2.5 weeks. Sound proof my room. And lock the door. No need to elaborate either.
4) Write loads of hate mail to the Minister of Youth and Sports telling him that his head is stuck in some guy's asshole named "The Past" because he wont allow co-ed teams to compete in Cheer 2005. I dont know what his stupid ass logic is behind his decision. Apparently the public is not allowed to see that men and women can participate in sports together and have non-sexual touching.
5) Get every single bit of hair on my body below my neck permanently removed. And yes I mean EVERY bit.
6) Write hate mail to anyone who is part of Jehovah's Witness and tell them to stay the fuck away from my house. For those really staunch believers, tie them down to a bed and then force them to accept a blood transfusion. (Jehovah's Witness people think that God said that blood transfusions are EVIL!! EVIL DAMN IT!!) After which it might be fun to tattoo the phrase, "I love getting a big fat 10" dick up my ass." on their foreheads.
7) Go Friendster whoring. Also, visit every single blog search site there is and list my blog there. Then proceed to get all my hot friends drunk so I can take hot lesbian pictures of me making out with them. Then post on my blog. Shall invest in corsets, fishnets, and garters for this lesbian picture taking endeavour. My traffic is gona be boosted so much!!! * Evil cackle over evil plan. Anyone want to volunteer to be the photographer?
8) Make stupid lists like this when I know perfectly well that I'm gona spend my time doing extremely boring shit like sleeping, watching porn, checking out all the latest fashions that SUPRE' has to offer while feeling pissed that I cant buy it, blogging, cutting off every single split end from my hair instead of going to a hairdresser coz that would be too easy, looking up US unis, spending quality time with my purple vibrator, reading the "True porn clerk stories", shopping for clothes while feeling depressed about my fat ass everytime I cant fit in to a small, fantasizing bout that sexy, super intelligent FBI agent from "Red Dragon" (Smart guys just turn me on. The fact that his body is damn nice doesnt do any harm either)..
Fuck. Exams just ended like, 10 hours ago and I'm already bored. How am I gona survive for 2.5 weeks.
SOMEONE PLEASE ENTERTAIN ME!!!!
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12:01 am
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Individuality.
Humans are really funny.
We try so hard to be special and unique when the only thing that is unique about us is our fingerprints.
Whats so great about being different from everyone else anyway? Being different just means that you're condemned to live life being misunderstood and alone.
If anything, we should strive to be boring and uniform. Then life would never be difficult.
It would be somewhat pointless. But not difficult.
You know why we like reading blogs so much?
Because they remind us that there's nothing wrong with being ordinary.
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12:54 am
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MATH172 gods...
Fucking calculus 2 test tomorrow. If I ace the test tomorrow, then I'm seriously gona have to make some offerings to thank the MATH172 god.
Dear MATH172 god,
If you let me pass with flying colours on my test and you dont punish me for wasting my time blogging when I should be studying... I will
1) Make a little shrine to my calculus book and put delicacies like roast chicken in front every day.
2) Make a porno tape of myself and burn it for your viewing pleasure.
3) Burn a paper tv, dvd player, vcr player, remote control, massage chair, lube and vibrator to enhance your viewing pleasure.
4) If it REALLY pleases you then fine. I will consummate my love for you with the MATH172 text book.
5) If it REALLY please you then fine. I'll film it as well.
6) Give my graphic calculator (that is the son you sent down from heaven to forgive me for my sins) a little pink fluffy cushion on which it can reside every night.
7) I know my calculus book is in a disgraceful state now. I'M SORRY!! I'll rebind the book and wrap it in nice colourful wrapping paper and finish off with a piece of transparent plastic to shield it from rain.
8) Ill go to tell Dr. Reinier(Program Director) that Ms Theresa(My calc teacher as well as the Moses of the MATH172 god) is a damn amazing teacher who deserves a raise, promotion, and a massage chair in her office.
9) I will write over and over again, "The MATH172 god is fucking sexy. The MATH172 god is fucking sexy."
10) I'll change my blog name to PRAISE THE MATH 172 LORD FOR HE IS GREAT.
Your's sincerely,
Tilia Wong
(Your ever adoring follower)
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01:20 am
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Quote of the day.
Does anybody think that we can send the USS New Jersey to ......
-lob Volkswagen-sized shells into Lebanese villages – Reagan, 1983
– or loose 'smart bombs' on civilians seeking shelter in a Baghdad bunker – Bush, 1991
– or fire cruise missiles on a Sudanese pharmaceutical factory – Clinton, 1999
..................and not receive, someday, our share in kind?
- http://www.theconversation.org/a-soundbites.html
This quote inspired my entire fourth assignment..that I shall paste below coz I HAVE NO TIME TO BLOG. So, since SOMEONE grumbled that my last post wasnt written by myself. Fine. Here's something I wrote.
On the morning of September 11th 2001, millions of Americans woke up and turned on the television only to be greeted by images of aeroplanes smashing in to the buildings that were the icon of New York. This attack caused a myriad of responses both from the people as well as from the government. On the human side, it caused the American people to show how courage could prevail even in the darkest of situations. On the side of the administration and its rules, there were many changes implemented such as increased airport security and stricter control over visa applications. However the biggest response that the American government flung back at its attackers was starting the war on terror. This war has sparked a debate on whether or not the use of torture in this war can be justified. The answer is no. The use of torture in the war on terror cannot be justified because it is ineffective, inhumane, and will open the door to abuses.
Torture is highly ineffective when it comes to fulfilling the purpose of extracting information. The information obtained from a torture victim may very likely be untrue. For example, the use of a truth serum or sodium pentothal is highly popular. However it does not cause a person to speak the truth. It merely causes a person to feel rather talkative. Clearly using chemicals to elicit the truth does not work but neither does physical violence. When a person is subjected to a huge amount of physical pain, it is only natural for the person to tell his tormentor whatever he wants to hear to stop to torment. As Oliver Ravel, former deputy director of the FBI, said,"People will even admit they killed their grandmother, just to stop the beatings." Torture is also impractical as it will be necessary to waste a lot of time and energy torturing many only to obtain little or no information. For instance, Israel detained thousands of Palestinians under the guise of the ticking bomb situation and tortured 90% of them. They obtained no substantial information on any impending terrorist attacks.
It is undeniable that using torture as a means of obtaining information is inhumane. There are many types of physical torture that cause permanent damage and even death. It is not uncommon to hear of people getting beaten or raped to death. Survivors tell tales of being electrocuted, shot, stabbed, suspended, burnt and asphyxiated. They are allowed to survive but they carry on living with a host of health problems and for some, lacking limbs . Although physical torture causes pain that most of us can only imagine, it is commonly acknowledged that nothing leaves scars like psychological torture. It focuses on destroying any willpower or spirit the person possesses thus making him easier to handle. The torture victim’s family and friends are threatened. He is stripped of any pride he might have, forced to live like an animal, and bombarded with or deprived of noise and light. The human spirit is something beautiful and bright. There is nothing that can justify the crushing of the only thing that makes us who we are.
The ticking bomb scenario is a point that supporters of torture love to put forward. They ask what the US should do if a terrorist was caught and said, “There is a bomb out there that is going to kill 10000 people in one hour.” Is torturing the terrorist at that point, justified? The answer is still no. If the US legalizes torture, it will open the door to the abuse of the right to torture. They will lose credibility and will be unable to prosecute others for crimes against human rights. President Bush will become a hypocrite for calling the Taliban evil for torturing people and then allowing US forces to use torture to extract information. Besides injuring their credibility, there is also the danger of other countries using the US as a precedent to also allow torture in their own country. Another problem associated with allowing torture in ticking bomb cases is that once you permit it, it becomes impossible to place a limit on how much torture should be tolerated. You also cannot draw the line as to how much information the suspect must be deemed to have before you can torture him. Even if there was a governing body to decide the limit, it would be impossible to decide who should be on the board. For all these reasons, no exceptions can be made under the false logic that the ends justify the means.
Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Article 5 states: "No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment." This is a statement that every country should live by. There is no circumstance for which torture is justified or necessary. There are other means of obtaining information. If the US starts to use torture in their war against terror, they will send the message that the regimes they are fighting against were correct after all. If they legalize torture and accept it as necessary in a war, then they force civilization to take a step back into the past. Is there anyone who honestly thinks that the US can arrest and torture people and not someday receive the same treatment in return?
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04:57 pm
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Cockroaches and God
Got this from xiaxue's blog.
On why cockroaches makes a better god than..well..god..
1. Cockroaches do not (actually cannot) smite innocent women and children because they unknowingly did shit that pissed him off (otherwise known as sin). They can buzz around and scare the shit out of them though.
2. Cockroaches do not lovingly toss nonbelievers into hell for eternity (without so much as a toilet break) because they exercised logical thinking. Again, this is largely due to their inability but hey nobody's complaining right?
3. Cockroaches do not write self-contradictory and absurd holy books and then expect followers to somehow obey them. I suspect this is because their exoskeletal structure does not really support the act of writing, but I could be wrong.
4. Cockroaches do not stick their noses into affairs that are not of their concern, especially marriage, abortion, contraception, diet, euthanasia, funerals and the building of casinos. They simply do not care. Also, they do not have noses to stick in the first place.
5. Most importantly, cockroaches do not discriminate against homosexuals, blacks, the handicapped, hellbound godless heathens (also known as atheists), liberals, rational people or any other minority groups. They irritate everybody just the same, thank you very much.
I'm so amused...and I totally agree with her..
Sorry cant write my own damn blog but really NO TIME..finals...
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06:10 pm
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ADP is not as easy as you think....
I'm having finals on Monday so I'm not going to have time to blog the next couple of days. Anyway, I'm annoyed right now....
Seriously, I dont understand why people from other pre-U programs all say that ADP is for stupid, lazy people. Why do you assume that when you have never tried the course before? What makes you so sure that its so easy when you know so little about it? Every course is difficult in its own way.
As someone who has done SAM before, I can honestly testify that ADP is requires a lot more work than SAM does. I'm not too sure about A-levels. Cant say for CPU either coz I dont know much about it. What I'm going to say applies to A-levels as well tho...
Yes, the syllabus for certain subjects may be simpler when compared to the syllabus of other subjects. However, keep in mind that you cannot compare say, SAM maths to the college algebra of ADP. In ADP you have many different levels of maths to pick from ranging from the super easy to the super hard depending on what level of proficiency in math is required for your major. On the other hand, SAM maths needs to fulfill the requirements of every major thus forcing even people who want to do creative writing to take a higher level of maths than is needed. Same goes for A-levels. And our semesters are very short. You end up cramming a whole lot of info in to about 12-16 weeks. You need to learn fast or get left behind. In order to compare say, SAM chemistry to ADP chemistry, you cannot simply compare it to just one semester's worth of chemistry. You must compare it to 2-3 semesters worth. It's not fair to compare what you learn in one year to what we learn in 3 months.
Yes, you see some people in ADP spending their whole lives in club 7 and they look damn free. However, these people probably take like 2-3 subjects. If you look at people who take like 5 subjects, you can rest assured that they do not have time to play pool for hours in club 7 and slowly die from secondhand smoke. In fact, most people in ADP are damn busy because we have a lot of coursework to do. In one week, you may have 3 tests and several assignments to hand up. And our coursework counts for a lot. You can't afford to slack. Yes I know SAM has coursework too. But your finals scale up your coursework thus rendering your coursework a lot less important.
Example. I completely fucked up my entire year of SAM barely passing or failing damn lot of tests and I simply did all the projects. But I studied about a month before my finals thus pulling up my marks. I got a TER of 86.6. There's no way you can do that in ADP.
Yes, we are required take irrelevant subjects like theater, sociology, american history, music, etc whereas you are stuck with the straight and narrow of engineering/business/law subjects. However, this is not proof that our lives are any easier. In fact, it is more difficult because we have to be all rounded and be good at every discipline. And no, its not easy to get an A in subjects like that. No teacher likes to have a reputation of being the teacher of a "slutty" subject that randomly hands out A's. There will either be a quota system where only a small percentage of people can get an A, or you have to score above 90. And how we do in these subjects affect which uni we get in to. They are as important to our GPA as our core subjects.
Finally, do you know how fucking hard it is to lose less than 10/100 marks and score an A? Maybe on one test you can do it. But to do it consistently in every test, every assignment and every quiz? In a subject that is subjective like english? Most teachers in ADP do not grade on a curve.
I really hate it when some people from other programs look all smug and assume I'm stupid and lazy when I say I'm from ADP. You are not better than me just because you took A-levels.
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06:12 pm
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Be careful....
You know what, you have to be damn careful about what you are doing while saying something. Coz your meaning can be twisted in a damn funny way.
Example.
My friend and I were crapping about what we would say to this damn cute guy about 2 years back. Actually, she was talking and I wasnt really listening. Until she bent down to tie her shoelaces.
I stopped to look at her, and heard her saying this.
"Oh you are so delectable."
While staring at her shoe and carressing her shoelaces lovingly.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
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12:11 am
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I fucking love photoshop
Haha. I was talking to my cheer captain Justin and I requested that he do a little photoshopping on my bikini photo. To be specific, I asked him to photoshop massive boobs on to my body.
Why?
Simplyla. Just curious to see what I would look like with breasts spilling out everywhere.
Hahaha. Spot the difference?
And speaking of Justin, here's more incentive for girls to come join my cheerleading team.
Oh yeah man. Isn't he just so god damned yummy. Dont you just want him to throw you down and shag you rotten. Dont you just want to "accidentally" ambush him from some dark alley. "Accidentally" fling yourself on top of him. "Accidentally" fumble with his pants. "Accidentally" ignore his screams of horror. And then "accidentally" proceed to sap him of his innocence?
Yes? Well then you better god damned well hurry up and lurk in some dark alley so you can deflower him before another girl beats you to it. Then you can tell everyone you shagged the captain of the state's water polo team.
Haha. Sorry for disconcerting you Justin....
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12:39 am
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Eyebags and lemons.
Conversation with the babelicious chewy about my horrible eyebag problem.
Me: I just realised that my eyebags are fucking scary.I need to go get some lemon or teabags to put on my eyes. Eh actually I dont understand why ppl tell me to put lemon on my eyes. What if the juice gets in?
It will be fucking painful right?
Chewy says: You put slices on ur eyebags.I guess you just have to be very careful. The sacrifices of vanity.
Me: What if you're not careful? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!
Chewy: Hahahaa.And ur parents will be like errrrr...What's their pervy daughter doing in her room la
Me: And then the moaning will start coz of the pain. My dad will be damn disconcerted.
Chewy: Hahaha. He'll prob think ur having cyber sex with mark. You and your weird kinks.
Me: Then he'll storm upstairs and bang open my door and be like WTF ARE YOU DOING!! And see me sitting on the floor clutching my eye. He'll seriously be damn confused.
Chewy: Haha. Maybe he'll think u're a masochist with a weird fettish of using lemon juice to inflict pain
Me: As long as he doesnt go like.."Oh...thats so strange..I didnt know fettishes were hereditary." GAH! Ok change topic.That was too disconcerting
Hahaha. I always wonder if anyone else talks like this or its just me and my friends.
Ok..random thought..
If evolution exists to help species survive longer etc, then why havent ducks, chickens, cows, fish etc evolved to become more gross looking and slimy and bitter so that we humans wont eat them?
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12:21 am
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I'm so fucking vain.
Oh my fucking god I am so pissed off. I switched on my laptop and started typing. And guess what. MY FUCKING BACKSPACE KEY, QUOTATION MARKS KEY AND INSERT KEY DOESNT WORK. So you know what I have to do now whenever I wana correct a mistake? I have to fucking use my arrow key to go back and then press delete and then use the arrow key to go back to where I stopped again.
Im confusing people on MSN coz I dont bother with the whole delete key thing. Just leave the mistake there go spacebar spacebar and then continue typing. So my sentences kinda end up like this
I fucking hate my backsir backps backspace key. h Why d they the fuck t did the thing suddenly decide to die today...
Yeah. You see. Anyway, all I have to say is..FUCK YOU KEYBOARD!!!
Moving on.....
Haha. I am so fucking vain.
I am talking to my boyfriend now via MSN messenger while webcamming with him.
Anyway, anyone who has ever webcammed on MSN knows that theres a little window in the bottom right corner that shows you what the other person can see. In other words, its like a mirror.
Whenever I keep that window open, I realise that I keep getting distracted and have to check my appearance in it all the time. Its like this
Chat chat chat *Thinks to self..Eh..I freaking have huge eyebags man..
Chat chat chat *Oh my god my skin sucks
Chat chat chat *What's with my hair??
Chat chat chat *On the bright side my cheekbones look gorgeous.
Whenever I go out and I pass by some mirror or something that shows my reflection, I also have to check myself out to make sure that I still look good. When I pass by another mirror 10 seconds later, I'll have to check my reflection again to make sure that nothing changed in the past 10 seconds that made me look worse.
Haha. At least I'm not the only one. I've caught other girls doing it too.
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12:07 am
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Cheer photos.
Two things in Australia that made last year amazing. First is this.
I love this picture for two reasons. First reason is coz I look so fucking sexy. Second reason is coz the guy with me is also fucking sexy.
Second is this.
Sorry they look scary coz I actually took a photo of a photo. I had no digicam when I took this. Anyway, that just half the team. The guys were off doing their own guy stuff.
Anyway, todays post is for pictures of the second thing that made my year good. I'll talk about the first another day.
Basket toss. Normally we toss higher but that was right after competition. Fucking tired already.
Chair-ing with Brad...
Walk hands with James.
Playful moment in the changing room right before competition.
I LOVE YOU WOLLONGONG WILDCATS!!!
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12:29 am
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Theater photos
First row (L-R) Tiffany, me, Jessen, Shyan,
Second row (L-R) Chang, Gerardine, Xin Yuen, Gunawan, Alicia
Third row (L-R) Kelvern, Ady.
Our S&M fettishist is missing..he missed our celebratory dinner coz he had to rush off for his daily spanking..
There is no one here who I dont absolutely adore.
These are my theater group members. Well, except for Shyan...She's Jessen's girlfriend. Speaking of the lead character.....
He's wet for a reason.. The reason is..he's all sweaty coz I'm too damn hot. Hahahahahaaaaa..
These girls are my absolute favourite sluts.
This is what happened when these horny bastards saw us..Haha. The guy on the right is the S&M fettish master while the other two are his little disciples. They looked so horny we decided to give them some relief..
HAHAHAHAHA..Yeah. Our play was 18-PL..Not for people under 18. I'm sure you can see why. If you missed the play, then arent you sorry now? More pics tomorrow.
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08:58 pm
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Who's the bastard?
My play titled, "Who's the Bastard" was performed today. This is one man's review.
The play was amazingly convincing and believable thanks to the carefully crafted out scenes and scripting and the vivid expression of emotions by the talented company of thespians. This contemporary, thought-provoking drama manages to pack the distinct elements of love, loyalty, and even aggression, into one apt representation of how one man’s infidelity brings about self-destruction. What I like most about this play is its simplicity; without having to incorporate any complex plots or fancy props. Most of the scenes were explicit and forthright and were realistically portrayed – from the beat-ups and loud arguments, to the wailing and even kissing. Overall, this play had succeeded in capturing my attention (and even had me musing about it mentally for awhile) and is definitely worthy of commendation.
-Justin Tiew.
Actually, I dont think the play was about how one man's infidelity brought about self-destruction. I think the play was about a man who was stuck in a rut. Crappy job, girlfriend he was forced in to being with, living with his parents. He was ok with being in that rut until he found someone who made him feel alive. And he realised that when you find the right person, its worth fighting for. However, everyone has a past and you cant change what a person has done before they met you. But its not important. Whatever happens in the future is also not important. What is important is that, at that moment, they were together. And that was good enough.
But I guess that play can be interpreted in many ways and everyone will have a different version. But I like mine.
Yeah.. I'm really sad that its all over coz I had so much fun preparing for it. But all good things come to an end. I'll post up pictures in a couple of hours.
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01:29 pm
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OOPS.
For those of you who read the comments of the last post, you'll know that my theater group faced some problems with the performance time. Well, things have been resolved and the play is STILL ON FOR THURSDAY.
However, I fucked up and typed in the time wrongly. It's at 2pm not 11am. SO BE THERE AT 2PM. My group is the first to perform so be there early. My theater lecturer anticipates 150 people coming to watch.
I've been asked to give a short preview of the play. I thought about it, and I dont see any way I can do that without giving away the key points of the storyline. I'll tell you what it encompasses. It's a story about grief, revenge, lust, greed, and hate. Most importantly, it is about unconditional love. My group has put in a lot of effort in to this and we have held nothing back. It is a story reflecting the underworld of society. So, come watch us at 2pm at the purple box theater.
Also, I have guest blogged on a friend's blog. I will not be posting up the link or the post here in order to protect the privacy of certain people. If you want to read it, please email me at tilia_1419@hotmail.com and I'll email you the link. But only if you are completely unconnected to the people I have mentioned. (I.E. you live in the North Pole alone and will die lonely and sad in your igloo in front of your laptop while watching polar bear porn.)
Cheers.
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01:35 am
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HELP!!!
Hi people!!
I need your help. I've been asked to write an essay titled "Who Am I?". It's due on Wednesday and I have no clue what to write. So what I need from you is this.
Please leave me a comment saying what you think of me or who you think I am. Be anonymous if you like. I need it to be in connotational form. For the people who dont know what this means, heres a couple of examples of answers a few friends have already given me.
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Cynthia - You are different and unpredictable. You are like the tsunami that caught the world's attention.
Joel - You dont sink. You are a lotus blossom.
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I realise that I'm probably opening Pandora's box by asking people to tell me what they honestly think of me. Understand that this is not an invitation for you to insult me. If you really hate me then just dont leave a comment.Please dont be unnecessarily mean and leave comments like..I dont know
You are a slut. You are like the Chow Kit whore who reeks of ciggarette smoke and has syphillis.
or
You are a fucking bitch I hope you die and get condemned to spending eternity in a small room full of horny fat sweaty men.
Anyway, if you still feel that you really must write things like that. Advanced warning. I'm not going to read it coz I'm gona ask my boyfriend to screen all the comments first before letting me read them.
That doesnt mean you cant say anything negative about me. But do it in a nice, tactful, preferably humorous way. Please leave an explanation as to why you chose to use that object to describe me.
Example:
WRONG: You are a praying mantis.
CORRECT: You look fucking scary and you look like you will bite the head off any man who comes near you. You are a praying mantis.
If you really cant think of something like you are lotus or you are a flower or you are a cockroach then feel free to just leave a comment saying what you think without all the fancy bullshit.
The reason I'm asking my readers for this is coz, well, I've shared a lot of my life with you guys. So, time for you to share a bit with mela..
Thankyou.
Edited to add...
P.S..
Wana come watch a brilliant play that involves sex and violence? Wana be entertained? Wana have your emotions toyed with by brilliant actors and actresses? Wana see me play a hooker and prance around in skimpy clothing?
Then come to the Purple Box Theater in the Taylor's ADP building at 11 am (DOH!!! I mean 2pm) on the 14th of April.
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01:54 pm
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So apparently I'm a whore.
Why do people assume that I know who they are just by posting their initials? I mean, think about it. How many people have you met in just the past year of your life? And out of these people, do you know all their full names? No right. In fact, out of all the people I meet, I probably only remember 20% of their names. And only know the full names of 5% of them.
Example. It took me 8 weeks to remember my lab partner's name. It took me 7 weeks to remember the name of this girl in my theater group. I still dont really remember the name of the guy who sits next to me in engineering lab. I'm just stupid with name-face association that way. Especially when it comes to Chinese names.
I freaking hate people giving me advice on how to write my own damn blog. If you dont like it then get lost and never come back to this site again. I was going to write a disclaimer but I'm too god damned lazy so just go here to read Michael Ooi's.
TO IR (Who the hell are you??? I cant think of anyone I know whos name starts with I.) who said this.
p/s: Too much sex elements in a blog...reflect a girl as ahem.... kno wat i mean. COOL IT!
If you are so prudish and old fashioned as to assume that a girl talking about sex = a girl who is sexually promiscuous then please either go to Kelantan and make friends with Nik Aziz or go to Afghanistan where you will feel like you totally belong.
Why the fuck does this stupid stereotype exist anyway? Guys can talk about sex as much as they want but I cant? What? You think good girls dont think about sex? Bullshit. I bet the girl sitting next to you in class with the short hair and glasses. Who wears baggy tshirts everyday and is damn quiet. I bet she also fucking goes home and fingers herself to orgasm. While fantasizing about fucking you.
Thinking about sex, writing about sex or talking about sex does not equate to going around fucking random people. Everyone thinks about it. The only difference is that I'm honest. YES I THINK ABOUT SEX. So what? And no I will not cool it. SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!
Whenever I have nothing to write about but simply for fucks wana blog, the blogging topics will come down to either
a) Talking about what I had for breakfast.
b) Bitching about some poor unfortunate person who was so unlucky as to piss me off.
c) Talking about something stupid someone said in the newspaper.
d) Talking about sex.
If no one pissed me off and no one said anything stupid, I definetely prefer to talk about sex than cereal. However, I will now be a blogger whore and ask the people who read this. Do you guys prefer me write about cereal? If you do then please send me a comment saying that you would love me to talk about cornflakes, oatmeal, toast and scrambled eggs. I promise that my next post will be about roti canai if you send me such comments. If I get no such comments, then I will continue writing about sex and sex-related topics.
To the people who insist on assuming that I am a dirty whore because I write about sex. Fine. By your definitions, I am a dirty whore. I am a fucking slut who attacks anyone with a penis coz I am so god damned horny.
Im gona go attack some other innocent guy now. Bye! *Slutty pouting and waving ensues.
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Suffering from writer's block again.
On my 12 hour field trip to Perak, I was sitting at the back of the bus with a bunch of guys.
I bet you all know what happens when a bunch of teenaged guys get stuck on a bus for 12 hours. They sit around and talk about sex. One of the many sex-related topics went like this.
F: So, are you a virgin?
Me: Yes I'm a virgin. Cant you tell from my face? I look so fucking innocent and cute man. Could anyone so innocent possibly not be a virgin?
F: Yeah right. I dont believe you.
Me: I'M SERIOUS!! I'm pure and untouched. Package havent opened yet.
F: Dont fucking bullshit
F proceeds to go around asking everyone if they think I could possibly be a virgin. Everyone looks at me and starts laughing hysterically.
Me: Eh. You believe that I'm a virgin or not? F wont freaking believe me!
J: AAAHHHCHOOO!!! AHHHCHOOOO!!! AHHHCHOO!!! Sorry ar. I think I'm allergic to bullshit.
Hahahahaha. Eh. Seriouslyla. Why the fuck cant I be a virgin? Yalah I know I look damn horny but still. Can't I have had the strength of mind to resist the temptation coz I love God so much and I believe that I must save myself for the man I marry? Can't I believe that that flap of skin is more precious than gold? Can't I have the opinion that sex is something holy? Don't I look like the kind of girl who will cry from the trauma after my first time coz..oh my god..I lost something so special?
Okla. Even I'm sneezing from the bullshit now.
But seriously, why the stereotype that someone who looks like me cant be a virgin?
Anyway, this post lacks humour coz I'm damn fucking tired and I'm digging things out of my ass to write.
If you feel dissapointed that I failed to make you laugh today, then go to this site and experience something phenomenal
In order to make up for this lame post, I'm going to go around snapping photos of people and things in my life and post them up here. It will be the first, and probably only, photoblog entry I'm ever gona put up.
It should be up by the end of the week.
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