Would you love me if my name was "Vaginal Ooze"? ([info]queenkatieett) wrote,
@ 2005-07-08 15:51:00
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Okay, but I still am sort of a badass.

Sometimes I start to feel like a real badass trucker:

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But then Lin will wake me up rocking a pair of safety glasses this hard:

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And I'm reminded who the real badass is.

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[info]welfy
2005-07-08 07:50 pm UTC (link)
I dunno. I think you still win as the badass. Lin says "kisskiss" to me on IM! How can a badass behave like that?

Though you ARE wearing pink...is that allowed in the truckers' handbook?

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[info]saraide
2005-07-08 11:30 pm UTC (link)
I think that if you are a girl trucker, then pink is mandatory. But I could be wrong.

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[info]queenkatieett
2005-07-09 12:36 am UTC (link)
Yeah, but I got it all wrong with the haircolor.

I need some bleach.

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[info]queenkatieett
2005-07-09 12:34 am UTC (link)
Oh, MAN, I'm totally making fun of him for the "kisskiss". He's so NOT a badass anymore.

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[info]soopageek
2005-07-09 12:55 am UTC (link)
i say KILL!KILL!... she's lying... or blind or something

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(no subject) - [info]welfy, 2005-07-09 01:50 am UTC

[info]chocolatebark
2005-07-08 07:51 pm UTC (link)
I think it's the Dr. Pepper Cap that adds the certain je ne sais quois quality of 'Maybe this guy would pull a paperclip out of his shoe and choke me to death with it if I stole his hash browns at the rest stop' that all true badasses of the highway have.

I don't know why it works. But it does. Just as long as that expression never leaves his face.

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[info]queenkatieett
2005-07-09 12:41 am UTC (link)
If you think the Dr. Pepper cap alone is badass, you should see what's clipped to the back of it: a hair barrette from his woman, beaded in blues and golds and browns.

Gag.

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[info]soopageek
2005-07-09 12:58 am UTC (link)
gagging on your envy?

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P.S.
[info]welfy
2005-07-08 07:53 pm UTC (link)

I lose the Badass Contest.

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Re: P.S.
[info]queenkatieett
2005-07-09 12:43 am UTC (link)
I don't know. I mean, your skinny arms may keep you from being as badass as, say, the kid in the wifebeater, but at least you're not wearing the heart glasses.

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[info]welfy
2005-07-09 12:48 am UTC (link)
Yeah, Jesus was pretty bad-ass (the kid in the wife-beater, not Jesus Christ; we was more like a hippie).

Can hanging out with possible future Mexican hoodlums give me a couple bad-ass points to compensate for the noodle arms?

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Re: P.S. - [info]queenkatieett, 2005-07-09 01:39 am UTC
Re: P.S. - [info]welfy, 2005-07-09 01:45 am UTC

[info]jmplttlchldn
2005-07-08 08:53 pm UTC (link)
I thought putting pictures of yourself online was a BIG nono in KatieEttLand! You look almost EXACTLY like I always imagined. ;)

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[info]mrsvina
2005-07-08 09:03 pm UTC (link)
I always imagined her as the top of gwen stefani's head...

I lurve her hair!

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[info]corks1181
2005-07-08 11:53 pm UTC (link)
Your curls are TeH sEx.
Now I want to see the rest of the head. You've left too much to the imagination.

PS. You also win the "Best Adventures" contest.

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(no subject) - [info]queenkatieett, 2005-07-09 12:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]corks1181, 2005-07-09 03:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]queenkatieett, 2005-07-09 03:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]welfy, 2005-07-09 04:41 pm UTC

[info]queenkatieett
2005-07-09 12:49 am UTC (link)
It may seem weird, but the top of Gwen Stefani's head actually is the top of my head, too.

It's just farther up, cut off in the picture.

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[info]queenkatieett
2005-07-09 12:48 am UTC (link)
Well, it was a BIG nono until I realised how completely badass I look in those glasses in the truck. And I wanted every one of the girls on my Friends list to know that I can take them out.

That includes you, missy.

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[info]aquilinum
2005-07-10 02:05 am UTC (link)
Duly noted and appreciated.

- Humbled Bald Chick

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(no subject) - [info]queenkatieett, 2005-07-10 07:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jmplttlchldn, 2005-07-11 09:26 pm UTC

[info]bloobirdie
2005-07-08 11:51 pm UTC (link)
Shit.

Remove the safety glasses and Lin looks a whole hell of a lot like my friend Dan.

Hot Dan.

The one who, for almost 10 years, has never left the back of my mind.

It's kinda freaking me out.

Now you? That's hot. hahahaha!

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[info]soopageek
2005-07-09 12:48 am UTC (link)
i'm way hotter

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(no subject) - [info]welfy, 2005-07-09 01:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bloobirdie, 2005-07-09 02:31 pm UTC
funny how a simple thing can make you look so vastly different - [info]soopageek, 2005-07-09 02:41 pm UTC
Re: funny how a simple thing can make you look so vastly different - [info]bloobirdie, 2005-07-09 02:42 pm UTC
Re: funny how a simple thing can make you look so vastly different - [info]soopageek, 2005-07-09 02:48 pm UTC
Re: funny how a simple thing can make you look so vastly different - [info]bloobirdie, 2005-07-09 02:50 pm UTC
Re: funny how a simple thing can make you look so vastly different - [info]soopageek, 2005-07-09 03:01 pm UTC
Re: funny how a simple thing can make you look so vastly different - [info]bloobirdie, 2005-07-09 03:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]welfy, 2005-07-09 04:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queenkatieett, 2005-07-09 05:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]welfy, 2005-07-09 05:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bloobirdie, 2005-07-11 02:07 am UTC
NO CLASS - [info]xianxu, 2005-07-11 12:22 pm UTC
Re: NO CLASS - [info]soopageek, 2005-07-11 02:59 pm UTC

[info]queenkatieett
2005-07-09 12:55 am UTC (link)
It would've been way better if you'd said that Hot Dan's face is malformed to look like he has safety glasses just like Lin's.

I mean, I'd still think that was pretty hot.

But I know how you are, you superficial malformed-face-hater.

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(no subject) - [info]bloobirdie, 2005-07-09 02:32 pm UTC

[info]ceolnamara
2005-07-09 12:20 am UTC (link)
My first thought: Napoleon!
My second thought: Your friend Lin looks just like my Dad's college roommate Lin and that's scary.

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[info]queenkatieett
2005-07-09 12:56 am UTC (link)
God, I need to watch that movie again.

Could your Lin and mine possibly be the same? There can only be one Lin in the world, I'm thinking.

Except for that guy on Felicity. But he was a meathead. And a fictional character.

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(no subject) - [info]welfy, 2005-07-09 01:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]queenkatieett, 2005-07-09 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]welfy, 2005-07-09 04:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queenkatieett, 2005-07-09 05:11 pm UTC

[info]kyliooo
2005-07-09 03:14 am UTC (link)
you remind me of peaches for some reason. the person, not the fruit.

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[info]queenkatieett
2005-07-09 03:54 am UTC (link)
I'm sorta warm and squishy like the fruit, though.

Is it just the curly hair?

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(no subject) - [info]kyliooo, 2005-07-09 03:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]queenkatieett, 2005-07-09 05:17 pm UTC

[info]issi_noho
2005-07-31 01:42 am UTC (link)
Badass, my foot.

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