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Hello, hello, hello. I threatened I'd do it, and by golly, here I am, writing to you from the Pika Sue of the Day Journal! Mad Props to ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) pottersues, who, A. Came up with the idea of the Mary Sue of the Day Journal, and B. Who I asked for permission to make this LJ from. Hiyya there, this is me waving to you, and saying I finally did it, but didn't have time to e-mail you about it. ;)
This being the first post, I wanted to find something absolutely horrible to show you all, possibly even the Fics of Old, back when the Pokemon Fandom was first begun, those oh so abhorred ones where Ash and Gary are related, and the main character is Delia and Oak's illigitimate Love Child, male or female. Of course, much like the pokemon we hunt like mad in the games, when you really -WANT- an absolutely horrible Sue to appear, most likely, you will not FIND it.
Still, I tried. I tried, and.. I'm not quite sure if I have failed, or succeeded. I'll let -you- be the judge of it, since I have yet to come up with a rating system just yet, eh? That said, here we go, straight from The Deadliest Evil, comes..
The First Pika Sue.
Title: The Elite Rose
Sanity Thief: Maya Lrydam Dyddan
Pikachu Says: *x.x* <-- Dead Mouse.
Full Name: Ash Ketchum. (Or Raven.)
Species: Human
Appearance: Raven is very handsome young man of 18. He has long spiky raven black hair, beautiful amber brown eyes, tanned and well built. He is wearing a black vest, black paints, a black jacket and around his neck is a golden chain on the chain is a ring. Then he goes to put his cloak in the bag. - This is a direct quote from the story, folks.
Pokemon: Pikachu. (The rest are apparently unknown, even to the author.) Pikachu for some reason allows himself to constantly be called 'My little pika pal'. Eeeyah.
Origin: Instead of becoming the Ash we all know him as, in this author's.... Unique.. world, Ash has instead become a member of Team Rocket, with Richie (Sorry, that's: Richey (Flame)), Duplica (Duplicata - Luna), Tracy (Tracey - Ebony), and Susie (Suzie - Rain). Not only that, but now he's going around and kidnapping GLS by beating ALL of their pokemon with only his 'little pika pal'.
Connection to Canon: He's someone's twisted Ash Ketchum.
Special Abilities: .... He's a F'in Sith Lord. Don't ASK me how they tied THAT in.
Notes: ... Hooo... Boy. Well. I think I managed to find a doozy for my first Mar(t)yChu of the Day post. This author not only uses an odd mix of actual writing and then IRC style Script and Posing things. It's... Confusing. (And what makes it sadder is that apparently, the way they're advertising it, Ash does things worth of a PG-13 rating later on with Misty.)
( I think my little PikaPal wants an ice pick for his brain... )
Sorry the Sample's so short, but, honestly, after reading screen after screen like -that- (only double spaced, oh JOY...) I just.. couldn't stand to put you good people to more. If you want to read the rest, it's up there on the main link.
- L
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