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Jun. 19th, 2007

windkunoichi/your funeral

5:00 am man.

So. Wierd dream time man.

and he told me to get off the bus )

whew.

Jan. 17th, 2007

vince-panda

Dear FBISDthe only school district that won't close,

I hate you.

No Love,

Me.

So.Fucking.Cold.

Dec. 23rd, 2006

vince-panda

Omg. You guys wrecked mah house. TT.TT

lady_sioned's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 23% Politically Correct!)



Started : 01st January 2006 06:54:05 AM

Ended : 01st January 2006 07:55:33 PM
Alco Money! : $ 377

Guests of Honour

ebony_creme is a jaded Wiccan. ebony_creme drank 20 Absinthes.
the_twit is a heinous Hindu who pisses on house plants because the proper water is always just out of reach. the_twit drank 16 Lagers.
cephiedvariable is a happy-go-lucky Agnostic and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic. cephiedvariable drank 1 Stout, 1 Red Wine, 5 Mescals, 2 Hot Toddys, 1 Brandy.
flyby311 is a disconsolate Hindu. flyby311 drank 8 Stouts, 2 White Russians, 1 Stout, 1 Pernod.
blown_lightbulb is a hateful Wiccan and is as anti-alcohol as they come with the mental age of a 15 year-old. blown_lightbulb drank 4 Aligator Bites, 2 Irish Creams, 1 Rum, 1 Everclear.
doom_toothbrush is an evil Wiccan. doom_toothbrush drank 10 Poteens.
reddest is a disconsolate Buddhist. reddest drank 7 White Russians, 7 Champagnes.
lady_sioned is a detestable Fundementalist Christian. lady_sioned decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
otakusailorv is a whimsical Buddhist and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night. otakusailorv drank 7 Tequilas.
shichinintailuv is a compulsive Atheist. shichinintailuv drank 3 Aftershocks, 2 Hot Toddys, 1 Pulque, 1 Rum.

Sick!

ebony_creme, the_twit, cephiedvariable, flyby311, blown_lightbulb, reddest, otakusailorv are in contention of winning "Best Group of Barfers" at the annual "Karen Carpenter Memorial Awards" in Paris.

Fights

ebony_creme and lady_sioned spent most of the night wrestling with each other over the Twister mat. Early reports seem to indicate that they were not...I repeat NOT fucking

lady_sioned's party ended in disaster after shichinintailuv suggested that lady_sioned fondled Polar Bears for Christ. Please remember that these are only rumours at this stage.

Lovers

There is a high probability that after last nights ahem....display of affection that shichinintailuv and reddest will be announcing shichinintailuv's glorious pregnancy pretty soon.

The Drunkest

There was once a rotten oik called the_twit! And they bathed in gin! Yeah they bathed in gin!

Random Events

cephiedvariable and blown_lightbulb thought it would be frightfully funny if they released an otter down ebony_creme's
underpants. ebony_creme now appreciates the dangers of frenzied land mammals.

cephiedvariable declared war on the kitchen fridge after a mild psychotic episode led the back to the day were they trapped their
gonads in the door. Just to rub it in flyby311 simulated intercourse with the cooler. Before trapping their own gonads in the same way!

Oh the powers of persusasion! cephiedvariable managed to convince a less than sober otakusailorv that the milkman had run away with their dentures. otakusailorv began chewing on the sofa, realising 5 hours later that they had a healthy set of teeth!


Happy New Year!

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vince-panda

Yo soy Kira.

w00t. Death Note pwns. Am obsessed. xDD

Arigatou [info]ebony_creme!!!

note my awesome icons and comment like whoaaaaaaaa

On the other hand, anyone want gif!fics? I be resourceful like whoa and will wikipedia anything I don't know. ^.~
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Dec. 1st, 2006

vince-panda

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I put money in [info]the_twit's expired parking meter (14 points). In May I gave [info]cepheid_nebulae a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [info]usagi_igami's purse (30 points). Last week I bought porn for [info]reiku (10 points). In April I pulled [info]emogyrlskyttlez's hair (-5 points).

Overall, I've been nice (99 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
lady_sioned

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I bought pr0n for someone other than me?! Wow! I am so awesome! XDDDD

Jul. 9th, 2006

windkunoichi/your funeral

I finally recieved my copy of Inuyasha Feudal Combat from Amazon. ^___^ And of course I went to a storm of SQUEE!!! when they showed Sessh and Kagura standing together in the opening scene.

And Kohaku my love--you are my favorite character to playyy~

But god. Diamond Barrage. EW. I was WTFing for a few seconds before I relaized that Inuyasha wasn't just messing up while he screamed Wind Scar.

Everyone had a good fourth of july?

Jul. 22nd, 2005

vince-panda

For reasons of my own, this journal is now a friends-only journal.


And it is SO not because I wanted to use this awesomely cool friends-only banner by [info]sesshy_no_hime Also special thanks to [info]emogyrlskyttlez



Buwah.

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