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| Started : 01st January 2006 06:54:05 AM Ended : 01st January 2006 07:55:33 PM |
Alco Money! : $ 377 |
ebony_creme,
the_twit,
cephiedvariable,
flyby311,
blown_lightbulb,
reddest,
otakusailorv are in contention of winning "Best Group of Barfers" at the annual "Karen Carpenter Memorial Awards" in Paris.
ebony_creme and
lady_sioned spent most of the night wrestling with each other over the Twister mat. Early reports seem to indicate that they were not...I repeat NOT fucking
lady_sioned's party ended in disaster after
shichinintailuv suggested that
lady_sioned fondled Polar Bears for Christ. Please remember that these are only rumours at this stage.
There is a high probability that after last nights ahem....display of affection that
shichinintailuv and
reddest will be announcing
shichinintailuv's glorious pregnancy pretty soon.
There was once a rotten oik called
the_twit! And they bathed in gin! Yeah they bathed in gin!
cephiedvariable and
blown_lightbulb thought it would be frightfully funny if they released an otter down
ebony_creme's
underpants.
ebony_creme now appreciates the dangers of frenzied land mammals.
cephiedvariable declared war on the kitchen fridge after a mild psychotic episode led the back to the day were they trapped their
gonads in the door. Just to rub it in
flyby311 simulated intercourse with the cooler. Before trapping their own gonads in the same way!
Oh the powers of persusasion!
cephiedvariable managed to convince a less than sober
otakusailorv that the milkman had run away with their dentures.
otakusailorv began chewing on the sofa, realising 5 hours later that they had a healthy set of teeth!
| Happy New Year! |
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Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I put money in Overall, I've been nice (99 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon! Sincerely, |
