| Happy Belated Cinco De Moustache 2005 |
[10 Jul 2005|11:13pm] |
Thanks for the pic, Jessica:
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| Gentleman, Start your Moustaches |
[25 May 2005|10:13am] |
I just got my plane ticket home for the first week of July. So, I'll be in Muskegon to coordinate Cinco De Moustache activities.
Schedule
Tuesday, July 5th:
12AM Beard Shaving Ceremony. Location TBD
10AM, Delmar Pony League Field in Roosevelt Park for home-run derby and pickup game
1pm, Head to Pere Marquette for beach party and volleyball
5pm, leave beach, take a naps and put on rock and roll gear
7pm, Rick Springfield concert at Johnson Pavillion in Downtown Muskegon
11pm Mikes Bar
2AM Moustache shaving ceremony, location TBD
Should be fun.
MOUSTACHE REQUIREMENTS:
1) moustaches must be ABOVE UPPER LIP ONLY
2) No gimmick moustaches, handlebars, hitlerstaches, soul patches, moustache connected to sideburns, etc.
3) Sideburns must be trimmed to bottom of earlobe
4) No free moustache rides
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| Power Breakfast Fails |
[31 Mar 2005|11:30am] |
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For breakfast I had a bowl of "Organic Optimum Power Breakfast Cereal" and I am lagging as if I had a twinkie. You would think with a name like "Optimun Power Breakfast" I would attain optimum power.
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| Sentence of the Day |
[21 Mar 2005|10:25am] |
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My Uncle knows three women in Juneau who have slept with the drummer from The Presidents of the United States.
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| To Do List |
[07 Mar 2005|05:37pm] |
1) Buy a bike for under 150 bones
2) Find a bunch of girls to make out with me.
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| My Brain is Awesome & 3 for 3 on getting Channel 101 Pilots Screened |
[27 Feb 2005|02:11am] |
I have my tivo programmed to record whatever is on VH1 Classic from 3am to 4am every night. I do this because the programming varries and you never know what amazing videos you'll capture. Tonight I was watching what my tivo had caught from an 80's video show on VH1 Classic. The video for "Land Down Under" by Men and Work came on, and I though "Man I would be so much happier if they were showing something really awesome and obscure like 'In A Big Country' by Big Country. Guess what the next video that came on was? My brain is AWESOME, and I am still freaked out.
In other news, SMASHBOYS got accepted to be screened at Channel 101. You fuckers in LA better show up to one of the screenings Monday night.
http://www.channel101.com/screening/index.php
Contact me BEFORE MONDAY if you want to be included in our 7:30 dinner reservation.
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| Still No Kegger But.... |
[04 Feb 2005|01:31pm] |
My upstairs neighbor girls are having a party. Join them with me if you wish.
-JD
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| No More Kegger on Friday |
[02 Feb 2005|03:05pm] |
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I was going to have a kegger on Friday, but now its been postponed until later in the month, so don't come to my house on Friday.
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| Realm of the Fashionmaster |
[26 Jan 2005|10:09am] |
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Hey girls. I've been blogging about fashion pretty much everyday over at myspace. So if you want to join me in my quest for perfect fashion, head on there and make me your buddy. THE REALM OF THE FASHIONMASTER IS ONLY FOR GIRLS. So you dudes need not apply.
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| Today's Special Treat for You |
[22 Jan 2005|12:21pm] |
A Little band called Moonshine Hangover. Click on the picture to see a sweet front porch country jam. Happy Saturday, fuckers.
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| Sometimes, It Pays to Read Your Porn Spam |
[13 Jan 2005|12:04pm] |
Here is a porn spam I got
My dear jdryznar,
Life is so dull and I know that Y0u require something new to
taste its pleasure.
Do you want to seee a daughtter sycking her father’s scepter or a mother
giving her wide the orifice to a lusty son right before the box camera?
Not today, but thank you so much for thinking of me!
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| Monday 9pm: Kenny Loggins on Ice Party |
[10 Jan 2005|01:43am] |
Come one, come all.
Tonight at 9pm, I will be watching "Kenny Loggins on Ice," a show that aired today on NBC, that I tivoed while watching football. I would love for you all to join me.
This is a TWO HOUR Kenny Loggins concert accompanied by the bombdiggetiest professional figure skaters like Brian Boytano. This is brand new. Kenny Loggins of today performing the hits of yesterday, going all the way back to the Loggins and Messina era. Hopefully, he will stay away from the Winnie the Pooh crap.
Bring your own booze. Kenny Loggins and the figure skater corps will be bringing the lifelong memories.
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| Baseball News Joke |
[03 Jan 2005|09:19pm] |
ANAHEIM, Calif. (AP) -- Baseball's Angels have a new name, and it's a mouthful: The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.
Which translates to:
THE THE ANGELS ANGELS OF ANAHEIM
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| Asshole Dog Ruins 2005 within the First 10 Seconds |
[02 Jan 2005|12:34pm] |
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January 1st, 2005. 10 seconds into the new year, I find myself at a small house party in Brooklyn. Fixing myself a beverage as the countdown begins, I find myself separated from my friends as 2005 rolls in. As the group shouts "Happy New Year" I turn to the only nearby living being, a friendly-looking house dog. Remembering how the first thing to get a kiss from me when 2000 rolled in five years ago was a friend's lovable doggie, I decided I would wish this dog a happy new year as well. As I reach out to pet his little dog head, he snaps up with a growl and bites my hand, breaking skin on my pinky in two places. Happy New Year, fucker, he seems to say to me. Thank goodness I ignored my initial instinct to go in for a kiss. 2005 can only go up from here.
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