Horus, darling, I do wish you'd tell me before you decide to go worldhopping all over the place- and taking River with you, at that.  I know she loves that ship of hers, but still.  Waking up to an entirely empty flat tends to be rather unnerving when you're not expecting it.  Anyway, it's ever so much more fun when you take me with you; you know I'm rubbish at the whole 'stay at home wife' thing.   Now, I want you back by this evening; we've reservations at the Ivy, as well you know. 

[locked to Horus]
And after dinner... well.  There are things I want to do to you that I'm fairly sure are illegal in some parts of Wales. 

Bises.
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((OOC: River and Horus-mun, I shall be out of town for the next week, alas- but I fully expect some backdated rl's when I get back.  Lucy will miss her darling husband and daughter))

Mother, Luna, we're still going exploring for Dragons today, right? Is Lyra coming too?

((OOC: Luna-mun, we're figring that the virus zapped Darc and Luna to Phil's place automatically. Philomel apparently lives in a decent-sized estate in Canaeia, Brazil, with three other people (NPCs, doubt we have to really worry about them). Seeing as Phil's room is but a little office, her "kids" are most likely sleeping in the living room.))

....um. Guy? Dear? When do you think you'll be home? We have a uninvited house guest. I'm not sure how long he plans on staying this time.

I am not looking forward to this.

Children, there has ... uhm, been an accident. Your father is in the back yard and I ask that all of you leave him (and the dog) be until he's sufficiently repaired that he can spend time with you.

Motoko, Tieria-- if there's anything you two think you can do to help, I would... appreciate it. Your father would, as well. Just please talk to me first, hm?

Before you get ahead of yourselves, yes, I helped bring him home but... no, we're not back together. I just... I would help anyone in his situation. He'll be leaving as soon as he's functional. We both love you all just the same, remember that.

Rufus, Dark, if you read this... ah, please come and see him? I think it would do him good. Even if it means I have to endure you the whole time.

Dad, Mom, you and I need to have a long, serious talk.

{ooc; lol virus. Okay so, Blackout got the everloving shit beat out of him and Apollo found him and called Eros, who helped move what of his robot body they could find back to Chile so he could repair himself without the threat of being attacked; of course, the virus hit the next day and because of the high running emotions, it has made Eros and Blackout a divorced couple. Any of the family-- Feel free to say you woke up in Eros's house, lord knows it's big enough to keep everyone. Aaaand, he will be a female for the duration of the virus because lol mommy.}

Shuraiyaaa! The big fish that Jacky saw near the boat came back again. It's the biggest Loovah I've ever seen!

Can we boil it?

 Kristoph, you really should come over more often. Even if you're busy, you're still my brother.

I could try making dinner... Or you could make it for me. You've always been a better cook.

Oh my... it would seem that some sort of holiday must be occuring in Otogakure.

Madara dear, why did you choose not to inform me that our extended family was visiting?

Karin. How many times do I have to tell you that I do not wish to see your filthy husband in my village.

Sakon and Ukon, stop being such little rascals! It might just call for a spanking.

Kabuto, I told you to do your chores which included watering the botanical garden. Those tomatoes are screaming for attention. Please hun, feed your pets. I refuse to take care of them. If you do your chores properly for once... I might have a little reward waiting for you.

Speaking of which, Shino and Juugo, please go into Kabuto's room and replace his sheets. I accidentally soiled them a bit the other night. Your brother will be sleeping in my room since your cousins are going to need to stay somewhere for the night. You do know how much I hate the whole Uchiha thing.

Of course, Madara, my sweet little raspberry... you don't count. xoxoxoxoxoxo

Of all the...where is she?

Azula. This is your mother speaking. Well, typing. We're in the midst of war and you decide it's time to get married? Honestly, I'm appalled you ran off to do so. You had the pick of the girls, but you never could be happy, could you?

Come back to Iron Town this moment, Azula. Or I shall have to reconsider your inheritance.

Boys, could you please get along for one minute?! You're going to drive your mother crazy!

Lacking any other diversions, I've come to the sad point where I have to rely on the community for entertainment. Even Sister Serra's been quiet - I'd like to shake the hand of whoever managed to make that happen. The woman immediately repeats every thought that goes through her head, and that's assuming what she does has any relationship with thinking.

Well, that's an idea. Anyone else have any horrible coworkers? Or, seeing the number of younger people on here, classmates?

So this "Drama Drama Duck" place is some sort of online correspondence between different... worlds, you say?

Where would one house a server dedicated to this purpose? Let alone managing the connections...

At any rate, my name is X. It's a pleasure to meet you all.

*ahem*

I have an announcement for the community...which will likely amuse the majority of you.

I'm here to inform you all that our young companion Shinji Matou - or however you may refer to him - has taken a...vacation of sorts, thanks to a little handiwork from yours truly.  I don't know if he will necessarily be able to come onto the community in the next few weeks.  But the ladies of this community may rest assured, he will be unable to offend them during that time.

Also, it seems Ban and Rider have temporarily adopted a dog.  Namely, this one:



Quite charming, I must say.

Ah! Hello, everyone. I apologize for not posting here sooner, it seems our journey's gotten a lot bumpier since we last talked. I'm glad to see that most of you are well. Sanzo, you should post here more often, you seemed to be well-liked enough.

Oh! Yes, my name is Cho Hakkai, it's nice to meet you all if I haven't talked with you before.

Suns rise and suns set, but in the end is not what matters the people that you come home to? It is a ... shame that most do not have that luxury. Though, it could be because they do not deserve it, nor they ever will. There is all but one solace for such tortured souls, the never ending release of sleep, deep sleep.

aright guys, now this is just getting fucking stupid.

there AINT no such thing is Batman and no criminal in his right goddamn mind would be going around actin like a clown cause if he did I'd be puttin on my clown shoes and stickin it all up in this shit.

Go back to your comic books tater tots cause imma bout to tell your mother that you been sticking your clown cock up some battbutt.

Hello, everyone.  I've been keeping tabs on this community for a while now, I figured it was about time I introduced myself.  Considering most of you belong in Arkham Asylum, I'm not entirely sure that's a good idea, but we'll go with it for now.  My name is Bruce Wayne.  Yes, of Wayne Enterprises.  I look forward to meeting you all.  And, if you're ever stopping by Gotham, let me know and I'll make sure you get the grand tour.

And, while I'm plugging travel advertisements, may as well also suggest that those of you already living in Gotham believe in Harvey Dent.  He's been quite the hero and your faith won't be misguided.  I mean, the man's already put 500 mobsters on trial at once, and it's only going to get better.

[[ooc;  Those of you with characters with IC knowledge of the batman comics, plz to be keeping it on the DL?  4th wall is fine, but I'd rather his SEEKRIT IDENTITY not get revealed in his intro post lulz.  Batman will be posting sooner or later but it will be from through a mirror and untraceable IP.  ♥  Much love]]

Rita Skeeter here, freelance reporter and witch of many talents! I'm so thrilled to be joining your community, and I hope you'll all be just as happy to have me along. Pay no attention to what that brat Granger says. Slander and lies, dearies, slander and lies~ I discovered this strange Muggle device in a café in west London and just couldn't put it down! Hopefully no one asks how I got to this community, I haven't the faintest...

Anyway, loves! In order to help you all gain the respect you rightfully deserve from the different verses (for heaven only knows the trials of a 'worldhopper,' as I seem to see them being called...), I've decided to make you my next big project! Every week I'd like to do a piece on a different universe, and I'm looking for volunteers to start us off with a bang!

Any takers?

Kisses,
Rita


[[strikes easily hackable]]