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&author'snote;
>>semi-friends only. i forget to f-lock, oftimes.

&addenum;
>>comment if you would like to be friended. if you friend without commenting i will not add you back. if you are ONLY looking for fic, it is all UNLOCKED; you can find it by searching the !fic tag linked below - you don't have to comment asking to be added.

&fandoms;
>>dongbangshinki ; shinee ; bigbang ; superjunior ; naruto ; bleach

&loves;
>>dongbangshinkirotation ; jaejoongyoochun ; kimjonghyun ; choiseunghyun ; leehyukjae ; zhangliyin ; kwonboa

&random;
>>i don't comment much, but that doesn't mean i can't read. ♥

&hobbies;
>>fic ; graphics ; dragons


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yeah, my userinfo was getting way clogged.

( my heart, mind, &soul )

so. gaia profile layouts really suck ass. really. wtf, people, can't you just make profile layouts for people WITH ACTUAL GRAPHICS SKILLS to edit how they want?! i'm sorry, but making jaejoong look YELLOW AND UGLY SHOULD BE ILLEGAL AS FUCK. jkfhsdlsdjkfhjk

so uh. we just found out that uh.


my little sister's best friend's dad murdered his brother.


yeah. that fucking scares me. sara's been over there. with just him as supervision. ksdjhfsjkhf idek.

jesse: *sings* baby, baby, rock me gently, rock me slowly, take it easayyyy~
me: ...*grins fondly*
jesse: what? it keeps me... uh. what's that word. keeps me active!
me: you mean keeps you occupied, right?
jesse: yeah!
me: *dies laughing*
jesse: shut up! >O
mom: that's okay, jesse. jamie says the wrong words all the time.
me: *shuts up*

--

jesse: mom. did jamie say happy birthday to me yet?

--

mike: *blows up balloon*
jesse: OH COOL! IT LOOKS LIKE AN OVERGROWN WIENER!
me: .....


no, i hadn't said happy birthday to him, and dear god, i think my pervertedness is contagious. but. i love my little brother sometimes. nine years old, today. XD did i mention yet that i've taught him one touch? :DDDDDDD corrupting the masses! i r gud. (though... he really knows how to one touch. :((( i feel like jaejoong. very abused.)

so, i have a question for those of you smarter than i am. i have no idea whatsoever where to look this up at so i'm asking you.

so, i know that hosu knew each other during pre-debut, and i think yunjae did as well? SOO, what about jaemin? and yoochun? did all five of the boys know each other? DD: i'm ATTEMPTING MAYBE IDKIDK longficish? jaemin and i need the information. :||||||||||


edit: guys. you have to stop me. i'm getting into another fandom i want to write forkshfjdhfjkhsdfjkhsdklfhsdjkhfjklhsdfdfj DDDD: why is john sheppard so fucking hot dammit. and ronon. dkfjhsdjkf shit shit shit

dsjkfhsdjkfhsdjkhfsdjf the new theme for jaeho challenge


dies dies dies dies what. idek. WRITING FROM THEIR DOGS' PERSPECTIVE WHAT. I THINK DI SUMMED IT UP BEST:

eruwenvalie (11:32:50 PM): bark bark slobber slobber
eruwenvalie (11:32:52 PM): feed me
eruwenvalie (11:32:54 PM): throw the ball
junyoojae (11:32:56 PM): jkdfhjksdfhkjsdhf
junyoojae (11:32:57 PM): dkjfhkdf
eruwenvalie (11:33:03 PM): stop making out and pet me

SERIOUSLY I MEAN. JKSDHFJKLSDHFJ IDEK. DIES SO HARD. OH SHIZ♥ this is so going to be utter crack. UTTER FUCKING CRACK.

yah! my dragons, let me show you them:

they should be maturing ANY TIME NOW *__* also TIFFO BB I R SRY SOOYOUNG DIDN'T MAKE IT ♥ i clicked on your others though!! XDD

i pretty much have nothing else to update about. am i good or am i good?

edit: HAHAHA WTF THAT HAS HAPPENED TWO TIMES NOW. YAY ANOTHER GROWED BABY *__* lmfao it's a girl, too. and i named it junsu. DIES A LOT.

because applesu and i needed yunchun. ♥

'a hard day's night and the smell of stage makeup'

yunho creeps into the room; it's dark and there's only the faint light of the moon streaming through transparent white curtains like silver sleep. yoochun's an unmoving bundle of living dead beneath the blankets of the hotel bed, with his face peeking out peaceful in slumber. yunho smiles and slips beneath the blankets to curl up greedy into yoochun's warmth. yoochun didn't shower after the show, yunho can smell the stage makeup that covers the imperfect blemishes on his skin. yunho traces love along a cheekbone and yoochun stirs, blinking sleepily. "hi," he says, voice rough with sleep and perfect in every way.

"hey," yunho replies softly, writing lyrics along yoochun's jaw; he doesn't compose songs, just emotion. "didn't mean to wake you. i know you had a tough day." yoochun growled all through the show, too much energy and too little breath. he beat himself up in the bathroom for hours after it was over.

"'sokay. like it when you wake me up," yoochun whispers, catching yunho's hand and bringing the fingers to his lips. he's always been better at writing than yunho.

"you should shower. you know what that makeup does to your skin," yunho says, caught on the way yoochun's eyes never leave his. even half-asleep, yoochun's still intense, stealing yunho's breath with every second that passes. if he stares too long, yunho wonders if he'll die happy.

yoochun shifts and presses a soft kiss to yunho's fingertips, creating a melody. "only if you come with. i'll need someone to wash my back and you're the best."

yunho smiles and follows the string of notes to yoochun's lips for a sweet kiss, the final note echoing in his ears and settling deep in his heart. "yeah, so're you. don't ever think otherwise." yoochun smiles, and yunho thinks it's the most beautiful thing he's ever tasted.

Even if you have never participated in a LIMS contest before, please consider signing up! It is a lot of fun!

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ONE. FUCKING I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FAVORITE RIGHT NOW. THEY ALL NEED TO JUST DO ME, OKAY. FUCK. AMERICA DONE THEM BOYS GOOD.

TWO. DOUSHITE CAME IN. I GOT THE JAEJOONG CARD AND OH MY GOD IT IS SO BEAUTIFULLLL ♥

THREE. THERE'S... REALLY NOT MUCH ELSE. :|

FOUR. YEAH. EASY.

LMFAO YOU GUYS BOX IN THE SHIP AT FORTY SECONDS IN CHANGMIN SAYS YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND. LMFAO IDEK WHY I FIND THAT HILARIOUS BUT OMFG CHANGMINNNNNN♥♥♥

it's now 4:47am and i've been up for about two hours now, sick-free. thank god for 24 hour bugs. i'm a fucking wimp and was pretty much a curled up ball of useless mommy it hurts make it stop in my mom's lap. :| aaaaaand all i have to say to you guys is this:

♥

EDIT OF EXTREME FUCKING GLEE OMFG:

Dear jamie brewer,

Thank you for shopping at CDJapan.

We shipped your order today.

JKLSDHFKJSDFHDJKSFHJKLSDHFJKLSDHFJKH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SDHKSG

so first off, i just want to say a huge thank you to every single one of you guys reading and commenting over at yeohaengi. seriously, you have no idea how fucking happy it makes me seeing that you guys are loving it. like, it just makes it all seem worth it and khfsdjkfhdf i had to wait on making this entry because if it had been an hour ago, it would have been nothing but keysmashsdjkfhsdjkfh <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

so i just got off the phone with someone about online college classes. two things i'm interested in that you guys may or may not knoooow.
---nature. i lovelovelovelove animals, nature everything to do with science. dkfjhsdj aaaaand someday i want to either work at a zoo with either snakes or big cats, OR just be awesome and stuff like steve irwin, my idol whom i miss so much it hurts sometimes. IDK WHICH THING I WANT TO STUDY THOUGH I LOVE THEM BOTH SO MUCH. ;__; cats or snakesssss. :| (did you guys know there's only 20-30 amur leopards left in the wild? D: critically endangered. they're so beautiful, too. ♥)
---teaching english to asian students! :DD i'm sure you all saw that coming, right. :| anyway, and i'd like to hopefully learn korean. *___*

so, i should have a few schools that offer online courses contacting me either today or tomorrow. we'll seeeee. but it'll more than likely, according to the site this guy gave me, be the second option. zoology (herpetology if i do snakes, and i'm not completely sure because the internet sucks, but i think the study of big cats is pantherology. panthera is their genus, anyway.) is a major course, i'd assume, and i'd need to go on-campus for it, probably.

anywayyyy enough blathering on. my gum is swollen and i need to go brush it. :|

yay, proper entry tiems. i'm trying to memorize doushite but it is not going very well. :| they speak too fast in this one sdkfhsdj >||| i'm determined though. XD not that i can sing it or anything, it's too high, but it'd be nice to be able to mouth along. wow people with my ~skillz.

also:

JJ: I usually wouldn’t do that but Changmin’s wallpaper is himself
---- Does this mean ‘I’m very handsome’? *laughs*
CM: No *laughs* It means ‘This is my handphone’

DIES CHANGMIN ILUSM♥ >.> i'm in a changmin ~mood. i feel kind of awful and slag-y but. whatever. want changmin nao pls.

iiiii changed a diaper for the first time in six years today! go me. mattie, however, does not like having his diaper changed and let me know. very loudly. but his tear ducts have opened up! *_*!!! he is so cute omfg♥ i love being an aunt. i fed him and failed at burping him, too. he kept staring up at me with those beautiful blue eyes and i just melted into a puddle of maternal goo. XD we have recent pictures that i'll try and upload sometime. he's getting so BIG. :3333

i couldn't resist. :| the other one has 200 views already! DIES. *__* dragonnns♥

also, for all the new people on my flist! i have all three major messengers so ADD ME!!!! i find myself bored a lot during the day/night and i like being retarded with people.

aim: junyoojae
msn: craziblonde_12 [at] hotmail [dot] com
yahoo: craziblonde_malfoy

no teasing those last two i've had since i was like 12 okay. :|

dude wtf. some person in a red car just went driving up the street. backwards. uhhh. :|

totally spies
jaechun
R
one week of danger, prompted via email by sunfever since she missed my prompt meme. ♥ all for her.
au, spy/assassin!jaechun

( standing on the rooftop, everybody scream your heart out )

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WHY CAN'T RESOURCE MAKERS NAME THEIR SHIT DIFFERENTLY IT'S REALLY HARD TO COMBINE ONE RESOURCE MAKER INTO ONE FOLDER WHEN ALL THEIR STUFF IS NAMED 01 AND ECT AND I HAVE TO RENAME IT ALL AND SUCK AT ORGANIZATION ANYWAY SDFKJHSDJKLFHDURYIUR CRYING A LITRE OF TEARS







mkay, now that i've got that out of my system. i feel better.

eta. think i just killed one of the cats. mom poked me on the shoulder and i screamed. :|

'nother eta.
i blame angelacaduca :| that and i love dragons so much omg. ;_; CLICK A LOT PLS. >.>