According to my boss, I am 'agressive but approachable'.
I think that's a great way to be described. I'm not very aggressive in real life (AT ALL ACTUALLY) but I think at work I just try and take no crap. People say at lot of things to me that I take as compliments though, even though they're probably not meant to be taken and stored in my 'compliment bank'. I get called vulgar and disgusting a lot. I just find that a challenge to become MORE vulgar and disgusting. Today though, I got an email from a dear friend and got the nicest compliment I've had in ages. Which was:BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU ARE OFFICIALLY THE MOST HILARIOUS PERSON I KNOW! IT WILL NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME HOW MUCH YOU CAN CRACK ME UP!!!
Want to know what started that? Basically. I was bored at work and found this hilarious picture of a cat (that looks like an owl) and I pretty much spent the afternoon cutting that pasting that cat into unsuspecting peoples photos. I've done pretty much a billion. So, I decided to send him one of our old flatmate. Just randomly.
She's probably going to get offended by this if she ever finds my blog. But she shouldn't because she wasn't alone in this cat-astrophe!In other news, I am pretty sure that I had a man cum in his pants while I was talking to him about handcuffs today. He was asking me questions and basically he wanted to feel soft ones. So I got out a few and he was touching one and then he kind of groaned and said quickly, 'I have to go' and walked out. Some people are so easy to please. He either came or was about to shit himself.