The question of my next life wont be what I'll come back as, it will be who. As I think I'll die when Im 60ish stuff wont be alot different from now so I would like to come back as one of my great grandaughters or somthing.
I would really love to be some sort of mangy city bird like a pigeon or a crow (Not a seagull. I hate seagulls.) for the following reasons:
1) You can shit on people you don't like.
2) People feed you.
3) You can be scruffy/not wash for weeks and its all ok because no-one expects city birds to wash!
4) You can spread deadly diseases to people who were mean to you in your past life.
5) You can poo on expensive cars. Humans can't get away with that, and believe me I've tried...
6) You can ride on the top of buses and get free rides round the city (I've seen seagulls do this!)
7) One word: DIVEBOMBING.