RHYMENOCEROS ALL THE WAY. ♥
Because he lost his right shoe.
Because he bought a cup for $2.79 and tumbled their finances into turmoil.
Because he's weedy and kind of shy, and I'm a girlie out there who's needy for a weedy shy guy.
Because his beard is good.
Because he's good at finding shortcuts.
Because he has the coolest shirts and sweaters ever.
Because he was in Lord of the Rings
Because there ain't no party like his nana's tea party.
Because he formed a gang called 'The Tough Brets' and then reenacted Westside Story.
Because he sells super straws for a dollar when they cost more than two to make in order to solve their debt.
Because he doesn't know how to flip the bird
(it doesn't have any wings! And it's only got one leg!). And because it takes him 1 minute 32 seconds to manage to flip the bird with both hands.
Because he has a fantastic angry dance
Because she's so hot (like a curry!), she makes him sexist
Because he's a professional sign holder.
Because his sugar lumps are sweet and white and highly refined.
Because he was Frodo
Because he writes two-hour long songs and notes that take up entire legal pads.
Because he was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated and subsequently procreated
Because he made gloves that look like his hands and a helmet that looks like his hair.
Because he weaves his own trousers.
Because he knows that women's rights is a woman thing.
Because he's the mutha'uckin PARTY PRINCE, BOOM KING, and the RHYMENOCEROS, for god's sake!
Bret, you got it going on. ♥
So yeah. You should all watch Flight of the Conchords. Because it's awesome.