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Comebacks

Know any great comebacks?

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    Remember, I am coming soon! God will bless everyone who pays attention to the message of this book. Rev 22:7 Contemporary English Version
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  •  Okey-doke, here are mine....

    You smell funny! (yeah, lame, but I love Jack)
    A camel can converse better than you!
    I heard you got a braintransplant, but the brain rejected you.
    Not even Elizabeth Bathory would bathe in your blood! she'd just turn up her nose!
    If I were Vlad Tempest...you'd be a walking zombie who wore tights and think you were Superman! it'd be so funny to have you fall out a window, laugh as you went "SPLAT" and then have you do it ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!
    The Thrift Store called, they say they want their clothes back! you ho-bo!
    If all the world were a stage...you'd be the last one picked for the leading role!
    Talk to me again, and you names shall be B.O.B.!
  •  says skinny boy with small penis "baby, did I rock your world last night?" to a thick hot mamma.

    "fool, rock my world?  what? it was like trying to give a tic tac to a whale!"


  •  yo mamma!

    (works for anything!)


     

  • "Your Face" i find comes in handy as does
    "Your Mom"
    failing that 
    "I know you are but what am i?"
  • Do not speak unless you can improve the silence. Fantastic come back, fun to say, and doesn't usually lend someone the opportunity to say much in response.
  • Said to men who make cat calls on the street, or one those who don't appreciate you:

                                            
                                                         I'm more woman than you can handle and more of a man than you'll ever be.
     
  • ... So? ... So What? ... And? ...
  • Yes. Now is a great time for you to become a missing person. Sorry I'm busy right now can I ignore you some other time. Your cruely depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. I know more but it's 4:30am.
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