We owe a house mortgage.
A couple days ago, an appraiser came to our house because we are in the process of refinancing at a rediculously low rate and hope to pay off the remaining debt sooner, rather than later.
While the appraiser was wandering through our house, my 11 year old son asked, "Is the priest still here?"
Then, later he asked, "Did the praiser leave?"
Hmmm...priest, praiser...I like the way my son thinks!