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marienomad

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How do you think aliens would regard our society? If an alien ship landed in your backyard, would you run away or bring a bundt cake?

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  • I'd just stare at the thing and wait for it to make the first move. As much as I'd like to think that a space alien would be a nice friendly creature like a Vulcan or something, I'm pretty sure whatever it is wouldn't be something I'd want to hang out with. First, it's unlikely that they even remotely resemble humans, so it would probably be some creepy crawly bug thing that I'd want to beat with the nearest blunt object until it stops moving. I think the most accurate depiction of how a space alien would really look like is in Apollo 18, or a face hugger, and that's not something I'd want to befriend. People think that mathematics would be a good way to communicate with them, but I think if aliens actually existed, the only thing they'd understand is how to crawl on the ground and be disgusting, possibly ripping your face off in the process.

  • Убегу...!!! Особенно зауважают когда в подьезд зайдут комне.!!!

  • поприветствую

  •  I am sure that the aliens are not hostile nor do they want 2 mate with us... these ideas pop into our head because of movies... i might think..tht they are kind or just wants 2 be friends!!!
  • I would be hesitant to both talk to the aliens and eat the buntcake....aliens could be hostile and cake in general is hostile to my digestive system....but...aliens are intrigueing and i love cake...soooo....i would eat the cake and hope the toots dont make the aliens hostile....

  • Они вставят нам в Жопу кучу мигающих штук, а потом будут туважать наше общество...

  • Bundt cake
  • Personally, I think the alien would run away screaming from our society. Albeit, humans would run screaming from the alien because, you know, it's an alien and that's just what humans do. That or beat it dead with a stick...Because that's just we do to the unknown...We beat it with a stick. -_-; >_< Me personally, I would greet it and welcome it into my house and give it a nice warm bed to sleep in. I would apologize for this horrid Ohio snow and tell it that it should fly to Hawaii where it's pleasant and warm. I would also ask if I could come along with it to Hawaii. I'm too nice for my own good. Chances are that if an alien does land in my backyard, knowing my luck, it would shoot me down with some kind of plasma beam because it would see me as a threat. Although, that's a new way to die. We shall call it "Death by Alien" and I will be the first. ^_____^ (Yeah, no idea why I'm so happy about that.) lololol
  • буду кидаться в них камнями пока они не расщипят меня из протонного лазера XD


  • да, а если корабль приземлится то я спрячусь и буду следить, а когда наслежусь, побегу домой и напишу об этом в ЖЖ
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