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If you were in solitary confinement for the rest of your life, and you discovered a cockroach in your room, would you kill it or make it your friend?

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  • Зачем убивать то сразу ? Кто то ведь должен слушать бред заключённого.

  • I would love and cuddle that cockroach. I'd probably end up going quickly insane because I would stress over the cockroach's well being. I would worry about feeding it. I'd worry about it's comfort. I'd worry about it leaving me. I'd feel bad for using impersonal genderless pronouns like "it" because really, how do you tell a cockroach's gender? I'd probably eventually end up feeling bad that the cockroach was stuck in solitary with me and end up plotting way that it (he, she?!) could escape. Huh, now that I think about it, maybe I should just let the poor little guy go in the first place?

  • If I had my consciousness I will it (kind of my habit though...)
    but I'll make it my friend when i already lost my mind  or possibility I 'll eat it...haha (^__^)
  • friend

  • Definitely kill it.......those things are so creepy!!!
  • Flick it away, fucking dirty cockroach. The only reason I wouldn't squish it is because it would make a dirtier mess that I'd have to live with. Did you know there are two main types of cockroach? The smaller ones live off the waste of the bigger ones? Meaning they're twice as disgusting.

  • make it my friend naturally. I would call it Codfin.

  • i would kill it and have imaginary friends

  • I asked my friend this and she said: Solitary confinement would probably allow my imagination to invent friends of its own...so I guess that  means the roach would die!!!
    My answer: I'd maintain a 'come and go as you please' friendship and hope it came back everyday and I'd name it 'boss'.
    To cockroach: "Hey boss!"
    Cockroach *runs around...stops....runs away*
    To cockroach: "Cya boss!"
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