Sims Medieval cheas
is a resource site gathering all of the various codes and hints for better game play. Many of the codes here are intentional built in by the game developers so don't feel bad for being a cheater if you use them. Basically that's all the hacks that use the cheat console. It's not really cheating if they are left in the game on purpose. I am not putting up any trainers or other illegal stuff about Sims Medieval cheats. If you want that look elsewhere.
He who finds his fortune in God is more fortunate than he who finds his fortune in cookes.
∙ You just wasted five seconds.
∙ Our company is currently testing a new recipe, and as a writer of these fortunes, I thought it would be nice and personable-like to ask you if you enjoyed your cookie. How'd it taste? Not too sweet with just a hint of almond? Oh, delightful! You've just ingested cyanide.
∙ Me love you long time.
∙ Stop reading this paper.
∙ Confucius say baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
∙ Everything dies.
∙ Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. The roses are wilted, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
∙ (insert fortune here)
- Sursum corda.
- Ad vitam paramus.
- Adversus solem ne loquitor.
- Amantes sunt amentes.
- Amicus verus est rara avis.
- Amor anima arbitrio sumitur, non ponitur.
- Nil desperandum.
- Memento mori.
- Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero.
- Love everyone.
If it's got to be a more comedic fortune:
- Apudne te vel me?
I know they're not this-is-what-is-going-to-happen-in-your-future-beware! fortunes, but I've seen an overflow of fortune cookies with proverbs inside of them so I'll just follow the crowd and do the same. But I'd tell people to find their own translator.
The above are things I find to be profound in their own sense. And hey! Don't steal poss-tatts. The bolded are things you'll probably see from me every-now-and-then if you're with any of my social networks, or just notice things written on myself.
If you want to know the meaning of any.. stick around my LJ, I place 'em here, here, and here. (That was a syke.) Just stick around.
Love everyone / sursum corda | Marion/xo.
"посміхайтесь - люди люблять ідіотів=)"
You just lost the game :P
U are screwed (LOL)
1. Give up on that girl who is disgusted by your appearance; she'd be thankful. Plus you'd save a lot of time, effort and money.
2. And for goodness' sake keep your grooming acceptable! You look like a sewer rat. Unless you wanna date cockroaches...
3. If you're still in high school, forget about getting A's. Life is short; enjoy while you are still young (and can afford it)!
4. Out of money? STOP SHOPPING. AND SHRED YOUR CARDS.
5. You don't have to eat the cookie. We put formaldehyde in it to make it crunchy. No seriously.
6. Michael Jackson was innocent you f**kers.
7. NEVER call a girl a slut unless she cheated on you. Otherwise you'd be in deep trouble.
8. Blood is thicker than water... But I don't give a shit.
9. Heels are pain and torture; just what every woman needs... In replacement of a MAN.
10. The serpent was framed. Open your godamn eyes.
To achieve happiness, one must buy more cookies.
Beware of fortune cookies.