I have been waiting for this question all this time!!!
Anywayz, I think the Cullens would win this one.
... Since they're vamps and all.
So, Alice would be the greatest player for the chicks.
I would get most prolly ----
His arms are so streamlined and strong you could put him next to a tree and the tree would look so unstreamlined and weak.
Alice would forsee his pitch, and send him straight to the cleaners.
But let's talk facts here people.
Emmet, whose name reminds me of the ocean, would be in the 2nd base when this occurs.
Rosalie, thinking this is another beauty pageant, slowly walks to the fourth base and hits the latter.
The Cullenator, Edward would then jump on Jasper forming their popular D-formation and run forth, godspeeding.
The newly hired Antonio Bandy hits the ball and so on.
Alice tries to catch the ball, but bumps on the book reading Bella in the center-field.
Esmé enters the battle but misdresses causing a double-bogey.
Bandy wins and the Cullens unfortunately lose, thinking this was a golf beauty course.
Carter Becks Ninety-Nine.