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Upd: 12July08

Titolo: Insanity's Crescendo
Autore: zephyrina
Fandom: My Chemical Romance, RPS
Personaggi: Bob Bryar/Frank Iero
Parte: 1/1
Rating: PG-13
Conteggio Parole: 2.000
Riassunto: Francesco (che gli amici chiamano Frank in sua presenza e Il Corto quando invece non è nei paraggi) viene reclutato nel modo più semplice, più diretto possibile: tramite un annuncio apparso in bacheca, quella appesa vicino alla segreteria.
Warning: The Black Parade AU, angst
Prompt: suggestione, 'la verità è là fuori'
Note: Scritto per il MadTea Party @ fanfic_italia (qui). Prompt 'suggestione, 'la verità è là fuori' per nejem. Il titolo è stato rubato ai Dark Tranquillity. ♥ a tina_nocturne & veecious per la pazienza, ♥ alla seconda a veecious per la betatura lampo.


(Cercasi comparse per video musicale.)

Title: Mockingbirds
Author: zephyrina
Recipient: atomichatred82
Pairing: Bob/Ray
Rating: Pg-13
Word count: 1.763

The prompt: Paramour-fic, focused on Bob or Ray. Bonus points for supernatural elements. (Fic exchange @ mcr4u)


( In California, USA, Real World, dead people remain dead.)

Title: Privacy (or Lack Thereof)
Author: zephyrina
Pairing: Bob Bryar/Ray Toro
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 200
POV: Third
Summary: 'Bob shakes his head, stating that he will be fine, and Ray nods, because seriously, what else could he do?'
Disclaimer/Warnings: The guys aren't mine, of course.
Author Notes: Written for the 'Chicago' challenge @ mcr_100 (here, third place) + #022 Parting @ 25fluffyfics. Sappy, sappy, sappy. veecious held my hand and made encouraging noises through all this.


(Tough guys don’t have feelings.)

Titolo: Mein Teil
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Personaggio/Coppia: Bob Bryar [Bob Bryar/Ray Toro]
Prompt: #33 Troppo @ fanfic100_ita
Rating: PG-13
Conteggio Parole: 100
Riassunto: 'Cazzo, una volta lo facevano insieme. Era divertente.'
Warnings/Disclaimer: Crack. Non sono miei, blahblahblah etc.
Note: La versione originale è stata scritta per la challenge @ mcr_100 'Territorial Pissing' [terza classificata] + #33 Troppo @ fanfic100_ita. Il titolo viene da una canzone dei Rammstein, significa 'la mia parte'. Questa (adorabile ♥) intervista mi ha dato lo spunto per scrivere la drabble.
Tabella: Click.


(Bob è diventato possessivo e non vuole più lasciarlo partecipare.)

Title: Dirty Talk
Author: zephyrina
Pairing: Bob Bryar/Gerard Way
Rating: Light R
Word Count: 474
POV: Third
Summary: 'Bob sighs. Next time he wakes up hard, he’s going to keep quiet about it and jack off by himself.'
Disclaimer/Warnings: The guys aren't mine, of course. Crack.
Author Notes: Written for The Bandom Talks Dirty Challenge @ brandixcyanide [here] + #011 - Language @ fanfic50. ♥ to veecious for the link, ♥ to sorrowful_eagle for being an awesome beta.


(“Listen, I don’t think it’s a good idea.”)

Title: Extreme Times, Extreme Measures
Author: zephyrina
Pairing: Bob Bryar/Gerard Way [implied]
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 100
POV: Third
Summary: 'The issue with Gerard is serious enough to fuck up the band, a solution is in dire need.'
Disclaimer/Warnings: The guys aren't mine, of course. Crack.
Author Notes: Written for 'Boys in the Band' challenge @ mcr_100 [here, first place] + #069 Drama @ bandom_100. ♥ veecious [hands holder, paranoia fighter].


(Can we talk about it a bit more? For the sake of our old friendship?)

mcr4u!

What: My Chemical Romance fic exchange, summertime version! So come one, come all.

How: You sign up, give three fic-wishes (pairings with ideas), and specify what you're willing and unwilling to write. Once the sign-up period closes and match-ups are done, you get a person (and her/his wishlist) assigned to you. You keep your assignment a secret to maintain the element of surprise. Sounds good, uh?

When: Sign up until May 17th. Assignments will go out no later than June 1st. Story is due for July 1st.

What's about C? I signed up already and I also signed up for people I know they're eager to participate, but too shy to do it by themselves.

I swear I won't take up anything else until I'm done with this and bandomfest, so please! Be considerate! Refrain from coming up with nice challenges/fests/ideas until July, kthxbye.

ALSO

TBPISDEAD: 24th June, in my DVD player.
TOROWEDDING: PICS, PLEASE, PICS! AWWW.
ME: Busy! Happy! Hopeful! Holiday! [:)]

Title: Nicotine
Author: zephyrina
Pairing: Bob Bryar/Bert McCracken
Rating: PG13
POV: Third
Summary: "You’re like that Charlie kid, and the golden ticket to enter the fucking Chocolate Factory is in your hand. Don’t throw it away, you know how the book ends."
Disclaimer: The guys aren't mine, of course.
Beta: sorrowful_eagle ♥
Author Notes: Written for the UST Challenge @ stereomer [here] + #008 - I can't make you mine @ fanfic50


(They've often shared smokes.)

stereomer's UST MEME. CLICK.

I even - already! What's happening to me? I think someone's pouring acid in my tea when I ain't looking - wrote a Bob/Bert for it. And!veecious posted her WTTBP AU. And! Loads of other fics there, just for your reading pleasure. And! More will come. Yours, for example.

Long story short, why isn't your UST fic ready yet? :P

Title: Loose Laces
Author: zephyrina
Pairing: Implied Bob/Gerard
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Warnings/Disclaimer: Crack. The guys aren't mine, of course.
Summary: The kids don’t know that Gerard’s shoes are untied for real
Author's Notes: ♥ to veecious for the hair warning heads up. Written for 'The Ties that Bind' challenge @ mcr_100 [here, first place] + #003 Prank @ fanfic50. Blame the short 'Everybody tie your shoes, clap clap!' video.


(Everybody tie your shoes, clap clap!)

Titolo: Extreme Times, Extreme Measures
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Personaggio/Coppia: Bob Bryar
Prompt: #80 Perchè @ fanfic100_ita
Rating: PG
Conteggio Parole: 100
Riassunto: Il problema di Gerard è serio abbastanza da fottere la band, c’è davvero bisogno di una soluzione.
Warnings/Disclaimer: Crack. Mi sento di affermare con sicurezza che i baldi fanciulli appartengono a loro stessi e non a me.
Note: ♥ a veecious [hands holder, paranoia fighter]. La versione originale è stata scritta per la challenge @ mcr_100 'The Boys In The Band' [prima classificata].
Tabella: Click.


(Possiamo parlarne un attimo? In nome della nostra vecchia amicizia?)

Titolo: Disattenzione
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Personaggio/Coppia: Bob Bryar [Bob/Mikey]
Prompt: #71 Rotto @ fanfic100_ita
Rating: PG-13
Conteggio Parole: 350
Riassunto: Il problema principale è che non l’ha fatto apposta. Si è trattato di un incidente, di una di quelle cose che capitano quando sei distratto e finisci per perdere di vista ciò che conta. Ciò che è importante, anche se magari lo è solo per una parte della coppia.
Warnings/Disclaimer: Crack, come al solito. Mi sento di affermare con sicurezza che i baldi fanciulli appartengono a loro stessi e non a me.
Note: ♥ a veecious, mia vitanaturaldurante beta. I plan to translate it in English, and to do it pretty soon.
Tabella: Click.


(Come hai potuto?)

Titolo: Loose Laces
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Personaggio/Coppia: Bob Bryar [cenni di Bob/Gerard]
Prompt: #86 Scelte
Rating: PG
Conteggio Parole: 100
Riassunto: I ragazzini non sanno che le scarpe di Gerard sono slacciate sul serio.
Warnings/Disclaimer: Crack. Mi sento di affermare con sicurezza che i baldi fanciulli appartengono a loro stessi e non a me.
Note: ♥ a veecious per l'hair warning avermi indicato la via. La versione originale è stata scritta per la challenge @ mcr_100 'The Ties that Bind' [prima classificata]. Il video che ha ispirato il tutto è Everybody tie your shoes, clap clap!
Tabella: Click.


(Everybody tie your shoes, clap clap!)

Title: Lost and Found
Author: zephyrina
Pairing: Bob Bryar/Ray Toro
Rating: PG13
POV: Third
Summary: Never accept gifts from strangers.
Disclaimer: The guys aren't mine, of course.
Author Notes: Written for the Loss Challenge @ mychemicaltest [here] + #27 - OMG we forgot magic @ wtf27
Beta: sorrowful_eagle ♥
Warnings: Thighs mention, crack in its purest form.


(Piss off, Toro. You wouldn’t fare any better if you had regular sized thighs.)

I wonder if I shouldn't just create an account for pimping purposes and be done with it. Because, really.

bandomfest!

The deal is, I want to write for this fest as well, so send in your MCR prompts and let me work.

1. Open to any band and pairing. Slash, gen, het, whatever.

2. Take fanfic and fanart.

3. Crossover between bands is accept and encouraged!

ANNND!

1. You don't have to submit a prompt to write one. Also, you don't have to write a prompt if you just want to submit one.

2. You can submit as many prompts as you want, and can even claim your own.

3. All ratings, pairings (gen, het, slash, femslash, threesomes, none, etc), and genres are welcome.

Fine print:
March 24-29th: Prompt Submission
April 1-8th: Prompt Claiming
April 10-June 30: Prompt posting.

*claps hands excitedly* All this screams my name. You can find me there if you need me. What's about you?

#2 post of the day! And guess what, it's a pimp!
[Sottotitolo: Rido quando canto scrivo, mi diverto tanto!]

I already mentioned the Original Fest they're having at fanfic_italia, didn't I?

Well, since I can't participate this time [my Muse says YES to blond hair, curls, thighs, fake heterosexuality, tattoos and dorks, but she's* fiercely against... well, anything else], I jumped over the Happy Zombie Jesus Day challenge anne_elliot is hosting over at her Lj. It's all in good fun, so I say you should

- Check it!
- Read the disclaimer!
- Join!
- Write!

[Go. What are you doing here?]

* Um. I know I already mentioned my Muse, stating that he was a male Muse [name, Robert. 'Twas a totally random pick]. Now, she's a she [name, Roberta]. I guess that my Muse is like, transgendered?

Flist! I know you're all fucking tired of my incessant pimping, but I don't really give a shit about it think you could let this challenge pass. If you do, you'd be sorely disappointed, trust me [cit.]

towelbythedoor

This is a community inspired by the two 'I'm fucking Matt Damon // I'm fucking Ben Affleck' videos aired at the Jimmy Kimmel Show [they're hilarious, really, go have a look if you didn't already. The second one PWNS]. Six prompts, any genre/fandom/pairing/+ R rating/no deadline/whateveryoulikebest will do.

Awesome, y/y? Especially because the mods said yes to bilingualism. You can write in Italian, you can write in English [y-es!] so head over there, sign up and have fun.

~ Sarah Silverman: I’m fucking Matt Damon

Matt Damon: On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
In the tub, in the car,
Up against the mini-bar.

[PRISON. LIKE THEY'RE IN PRISON. FAAAAAAAAAAANDOM!]

I'm doing it. What's about you?

Jump on the bandwagon and join the give Frank some ♥ meme. 100 words minimum, write your fluffy/sexy/pornish/whatever Frank fic, featuring Mr. Iero on the receiving end of a truckload of love.

veecious, anne_elliot and tina_nocturne could already consider themselves as recruited.

REALLY, DO IT. GO WRITE RIGHT NOW.