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~JustLEAAVE ME ALOOOONNNEE
SOOO I found da folder with da screenshots. It was in da My Documents folder. Fer some reason. So Ive torn myself away from Sims 2 long enough GOD THAT GAME IS ADDICTIVE ta show ya exactly WHAT IVE BEEN UP TO.



Altho Dowasure and Denka were da first Sims I made, Kaggie and Kax were da first two I actually played. Lets take a look!

Heres a family shot of our lovely couple. Normally Id imagine their positions reversed but hey! No biggy!

Heres a good shot of Kaggie. I set her face so she looks angry all the time, which amuses me way more then it should. KAGGIE IS VERY SERIOUS YOU HEAR ME. That was da closest ta her hair I could get, but its a VAST improvement over Sims1 Kagakusha.

Heres a good shot of Kaxs outfit. I dont think i zoomed in on her face fer a shot at any point because Im an idiot. Anyway, HIPPIE. Yes she is.

yeah, turn around honey, lets see how it fits in the back.

I set Kaggie and Kax up as Spouses before I started them up, so I didnt hafta get them ta fall in love or get married or anything. Altho, here I think ya can see Kaggies wedding ring. I think thats one of da coolest details ever.

VERY SERIOUS.

Yeah, females playin with a paper airplane are WAY cuter then guys.

Da TV shows are REAL TV shows! I often leave it on da cooking channel cause Im lazy and want ta raise cooking and fun at once. This show was hosted by this guy with a hick accent. In Simbabble. Imagine that. Its even funnier then ya think it could be. They also have a Sim parody of Martha Stewart and Iron Chef. Hee hee hee hee.

UNDERWEAR!

Salad isnt ALL Kaggie wants!

SO CUTE. SO CUTE AAAGH.

Kax is a sloppy sim, so when she eats she sprays crumbs everywhere. She also belches and farts indiscriminately and thinks its hilarious. GO KAX GO.

As ya can see, shes definitely spraying it rather then saying it.

That goofylookin heart is da Sim symbol fer WooHoo, which is ultraSimbabble speak for SEX. First time they go at it, theres a cinematic of them Making Out, someone grabbing a buttock, giggling and growling, a dive under the sheets, then limbs everywhere, smoke, bed shaking, porno music, then da little green crystal gives off fireworks as they fall asleep. ITS GREAT.

There are quite a few things ya can do on a bed other then WooHooing however. hee hee. woohoo. Ill never get tired of that.

This is one of da sweetest details I think. After a heady session of SEX WooHoo, they emerge from da blankets and then just stare at each other and hold hands as they fall asleep. IT IS BEYOND ADORABLE.

This really is a nice moment. I mean, in terms of Kaggie and Kaxs real relationship as its written. Its simple but heartfelt and I can totally see Kax doing this and arrrrgh ::melt::

This social came back! And it still fits them just as well. :D

At night, I think this is if yer two Sims love/know eachother enough, one will wake up and gently make their way over ta da other sim, mumbling and whispering. Da noises they make are really cute. Fer guys sometimes its kind of babyish, other times its little growls and just soft words. Fer females its just these really sweet noises, especially after they get settled in. The sim puts an arm around them, and they sleep cuddled together for the whole night. SO CUTE. SO CUTE I SWEAR TO GOD AAAAAAA

But anyway, enough lesbians you say! Where are these Denka and Dowasure Sims?

Such a cute picture. Dowasure really looks more buff then Id prefer, but I love Denkas belly. Hes so soft looking, hee hee. Eventually Ill go in and make a custom grey/white hair color fer ol Denkers, but at da moment he has ta settle fer blond, which I got used ta surprisingly quickly, ta be honest.

POOF! Note how surprisingly close this is ta my original Sims1 skins fer em. Hes got his sweater and everythin. Itd only take a few seconds ta write SCIENCE on it like before. Also, he wears birkies. Which I could see Denka doing fer some reason.

I love his belly. I love Denka so much. I love how soft he is. JUST WANT TO HUG HIM TO DEATH.

A grand view of THE PONCH.

And Dowasure! He sadly couldnt have his ponytail (yet I say, yet!) so hes just got a shaggy mess of hair. Which works fer him I think. Note his big eyes. That uke.

And this outfit really is very much like da one I set up fer him in Sims1. Purple shirt, loose jeans. Well, not as Loose as I liked, but they didnt have baggy bluejeans. Fer some reason.

But that shirt works nicely.

Denka and Dowasure, by far, are da most well-off of all my Sims. Theyre both in da Science career and are makin big bucks. I bought em a game system just cause I could. It actually plays videos from real games! Hee hee. They get all into it.

They also trashtalk eachother while playing. AWESOME. I love details like this.

I just cant get over that handholding thing, its just so adorable. Note that silvery crystal? Sims have aspirations that they want ta fulfill. If ya fulfill enough, they can hit platinum mood where nothin can bring em down! Its a coincidence that all my shots from WooHoo aftermath involve silver crystals. Shh.

See, Sims 2 is great cause I can make my characters and in these scenarios, they can be so much happier. Fer example, Dowasure cant get close to anyone or be touched by anyone remotely intimately without him practically having a seizure and locking up in a small ball. BUT IN SIMS 2 HE CAN BE HAPPY.
Wow, I hope that doesnt come off as crazy to you as it does to me.

Cooking in Sims 2 is expanded. Now with each cooking point, ya get a specific meal. Dowasure here has made Macaroni and Cheese. There are SO MANY OPTIONS this game is great. They REALLY make da food too, they go through all da steps fer it.

Dowasure here is wearing a Thinking Cap I bought with my aspiration points that helps boost his skills. Shortly afterward it shorted out. COINCIDENCE? Not really.

At one point a thief came an tried ta make off with stuff, but da alarm went off and a cop came in and immediately got inta a fight with da burglar. Which he lost. I cant say I feel particularly secure about Simcitys security now. Either way, they didnt lose anything, but it was still a weird experience.

Hahaha, oh that Denka.

ARGH WHY AM I A SUCKER FOR THIS KIND OF THING I AM SUCH A GIRL

Bein sciency Sims, Dowasure and Denka always wanna look through a telescope. Okay, sure. I know that sometimes aliens can come and abduct Sims who look through telescopes too long. I kinda wanna see it, but at da same time I dont want no alien babies. Anyway, Dena wanted ta look through in da day and lo and behold, he spies his neighbor Vidcund (I didnt name him by the way)! He giggled conspiratorily and continued ta spy on him. I thought this was amusing but harmless mostly. Another random cute detail. LITTLE DID I KNOW.

Later on that night, Vidcund came by while Denka and Dowasure were playing chess. Denka left da game ta promptly get shoved by an angry Vidcund, who yelled at Denka angrily. Denka, like the mature person he is, handled this by wandering a short distance away and weeping hysterically. Vidcund then left as quickly as he came.
Even weirder, afterwards one of Denkas wants was that Vidcund get abducted by aliens. Ooookay.

Typical cuddling scene...except for that guy in the back who is STEALING MY NEWSPAPER GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE PUNK

Im not sure why I took this one, but I like it anyway.

THE SEXUAL ACT ITSELF

Remember that Punch U Punch Me game I mentioned? Dowasure throws some wussy punches.

At one point, Dowasure had a decision that I answered in such a way ta net me over 7k. To this day I can not exactly explain what made me do this, but instead of getting them a really nice bed or new fridge or something important, I gussied up their bathroom to ludicrously ugly proportions. Check that solid gold sink. GOD WHAT WAS I THINKING.

Theres a new option with couches now that Denka obviously enjoys! Boing boing! :D

Denka GET DOWN

So Denka made friends with this old lady called Olive something or other. I was just playin with socials, so I had Denka leap into her arms. Little did I know this apparently means theyre deeply in love. Before I know it, hearts are flying and Im like NO NO NONO DONT CHEAT ON DOWASURE but it was too late. I said goodbye afterwards, but it was never quite da same. Denka added Had An Affair to his list of memories, and in his fears Death of Olive began ta surface. I just hope Dowasure doesnt catch them before I can break it off.

Quintessential Denkashot. I have a lot of shots of Denka, now that I think about it.

Heres Dowasure modeling the very best in Dorkwear, coming to a store near you!

THIS WONT END WELL

Told you.

So while flippin through da options, I spent some time tweaking facial features when da thought occurred ta me `I could so make Edgars nose with these tools! No problem!`
And before you know it...

I have YET ANOTHER FAMILY moving in. Strangetown is getting awfully crowded. So much so I had ta build their house from scratch, where I proved to be an idiot and make it two times too big, thus spending all the money. I managed ta afford some bare bones, but they spent their first night sleeping without a roof. I take solace in thinking I wont do this again. Thankfully theyre doing a bit better now.

Look at that big ol schnozz. Im lovin it. Alix actually walked in while I was playing Edgars God, and he just went `JESUS CHRIST why is that guys nose SO BIG` and I was like `cause it just is.` but he couldnt get over it.

Oh Edgar, you and your big honker. I deliberately gave Edgar an eternal expression of concern/worry. Cause it fit too well. It amuses me also that by most peoples standards he isnt very attractive. ITS WHATS INSIDE THAT COUNTS AM I RIGHT

Edgars outfit was very easy ta duplicate, as one can imagine.

Yeah, I know. I knew that Nny wouldnt come out very well, but I gave it my best shot. If ya give him da right hair shade and clothes, I think his facial features would match, given da constrictions of simreality. I would like him ta be thinner, but Im pretty sure ya cant really tweak that easily. I went with da unhappy sim shirt cause nothin else really worked fer him.

Hed definitely look more like himself with da proper clothes. Yer just gonna hafta let me slide with this one. I also set him so he usually looks rather unhappy/angry, but sometimes he looks cheerful.

Check that outfit. So perfect fer Scri, seriously.

Scri has da same shaped nose as Edgar, but yall notice that he pulls it off MUCH better, if da reaction of every Sim in his vicinity being `woowoo grrao` and fanning themselves is any indication. He also has a perpetual smirk. Har.

And here we have a shot of...the NOSE.

YOU FAIL, EDGAR. GO HOME.

It didnt occur ta me that Edgar and company would meet up with my other characters. it was VERY surreal. They got along pretty well though. Edgar and Dowasure became fast friends. I wonder if that means anything?

Ever da clumsy scientist, eh Edgar? I think Scri said that once. Edgar earns most of da money bein a Scientist. Nnys currently in Business (I dunno) and Scri got his desire and became part of da Slacker career. As ya may have guessed, while Nny and Edgar are knowledge-aspiration sims, Scriabins main aspiration in life is romance, or rather how many Sims he can WooHoo at one time without getting caught. And hes very good at it.

Theres an option now ta have Sims write in diaries. How could I resist having Nny write in one?

LIKE TWO PAAASSSING SHIIIIPS

A moment of peace. See, I put them on da blank lot. Edgar and Nny immediately started chatting. They got along FAMOUSLY, which pleases me greatly. I also made Scri and Edgar brothers, cause I thought thatd lower Scris chances of being kicked out of da house or being murdered, whichever. Da first thing Scri does, before I can really control him after da house is built, is insult Edgar. Edgar reacted ta this by weeping hysterically in a corner. THE SIMILARITIES ARE STAGGERING. While this was happening, Nny wandered around back and stared at a window.

Nny painting! god Im a dork.

Scri flirted and charmed everyone in his vicinity. Everyones thoughts were always on him, including his own. Altho occasionally hed think about Edgar with a big NO sign through him, which cracked me up everytime I saw it but I didnt get a shot of it. Anyway, Scri here charmed Denka and a few other people. Im not sure how many Sims have crushes on him. I find this very ironic cause Scri is remarkably mean. I set his stats fer Niceness WAY low. He often wanders da house grumbling to himself looking for things to punch.
Sooooo while Edgar and Nny began forming a relationship quite slowly, Scri saw an opportunity and moved in on Nny. I couldnt set Nny as a relationship since Edgar and Scri were brothers (setting family relationships has some weird limitations) so Scri felt quite free to hit on him shamelessly. Much like everyone else, Nny fell hook line and sinker fer Scris smooth talkin. He got a big crush.
Until...

Nny went ta take out da garbage and he caught Scri macking on some random chick who seriously had just walked by a few minutes before. Nny FREAKED OUT and began yelling and screaming at Scri, who tried to defend himself. Nny ended up slapping Scri around, which I wish I could have gotten a better shot of.

Scri wouldnt take that sitting down, and soon a slapping sissyfight was well under way. Nny eventually ran inside to his room while Scri cried outside. This hugely amused me. Nny then of course lost his crush and his relationship score fer Scri ran straight inta da negatives. Meanwhile, Scris relationship score fer Nny took a minor hit, but stayed rather high. this proved awkward later when Scri would make conversation at breakfast and Nny would refuse to talk or look at him.
Meanwhile, poor Edgar (whose niceness is WAY high) is making most of da money and spending little time at home. Scri, bein playful but remarkably mean, eventually managed ta patch up his relationship with Edgar, and they got along again. There were a few random times when Scri would just decide ta give Edgar a family kiss. It was a liiiiittle weird. It did amuse me tho that Scri would invite Edgar ta play Punch U Punch Me, and Edgar falls for it everytime. He barely taps Scri, then Scri WAILS him in the shoulder. Edgar wanders off harboring two minus signs while Scri laughs evilly and gets two plus signs. Hee hee hee hee.

Eventually, Nny and Edgar built a slow relationship that was very sweet shut up. They often held hands, which made me giggle way too much. Nny also didnt like being caressed for a while, which I thought was rather amusing. Anyway, they made a relationship, which prompted some very cute fears. One of Nnys major fears was the Death of Edgar, which made me wince in sadness and cute at the same time. Ya know what I mean.
They actually had some hilarious fears. Starting up, one of Nnys major fears was Being invited to a Party. Edgars was Using a Public Restroom. And later on, when Scri had got this chick to fall in love with him, he feared that she would propose to him. Most of Edgar and Nnys desires are pretty simple, mostly desires ta look through a telescope or increase skill points. Scris are much more interesting, such as WooHoo, WooHoo with two different people, be in love with two different people at the same time, and making various sims his best friends then love interests. Scris fears constantly revolve around being rejected fer social things. Hee hee.

SO WHOSE ON TOP NOW? Yeah, thats what I thought, baybeh.

OKAY now that thats done, BACK TO SIMS 2 HEE HEE HEE