Current mood:	horny
Entry tags:	bunnies, fic, mpreg, naruto

[Fic-shaped thing] ALL. ASUKA'S. FAULT.
See, now this was just supposed to be a nice, cute fic-shaped thing, utterly devoid of perversion (besides the furriness, and the threesomeness, and the mpregishness). But NOOOOOO. askerian is a TAKE-BACKER and WON'T GIVE ME MY ARTS UNLESS I INCLUDE SEX.

She's mean and evil and this is ALL. HER. FAULT.

Now that I have sufficiently laid the blame on someone else's shoulders, have fun.


Title: Not Fair
Rated: NC-17/M
Pairing: GaaNaruSasu (with added tanuki and kitsune flavor)
Warnings: AU (like whoa), furriness, threesomeness, MPREG, with sex slathered on top. Also, a bitchy kitsune.



"This really is TOTALLY unfair, you know!" Naruto ranted, pacing back and forth across the den. His golden-red ears twitched irritably at the top of his head, and his tail lashed back and forth, making the kitsune seem more like an annoyed cat than a fearsome fox demon. "I mean, I'M the KITSUNE here, you know! I can change sex at will! I'm known for tricking and deceiving humans into doing my will! I have NINE. FUCKING. TAILS. This is SO not FAIR!"

Gaara grunted a little, on striped furred ear pointed in Naruto's direction. Othere than that, he made no reply, and Sasuke sighed irritably, his haze broken by Naruto's continuous ranting.

"I don't think tails have anything to do with it, you stupid kitsune," Sasuke groaned.

"The hell it doesn't, you bastard!" Naruto roared. "I'm WAY more powerful than Gaara is! TAILS. NINE OF THEM. This is a conspiracy against me!"

"I don't see how getting me PREGNANT would be a conspiracy, idiot," Sasuke shifted, drawing up his leg and sliding one hand over his own belly, which was now subtly rounded. "The fact that I'm... nnngh... pregnant in the first place is something! I'm a BOY!"

"EXACTLY!" the kitsune returned, spinning around and pinning both Sasuke and Gaara with a cold blue glare. "You shouldn't even be carrying kits in the first place, but since you are, they should be MINE. I'm the one that's been mounting you practically non-stop!"

Sasuke glared right back at Naruto, his hand still curved over his stomach. Gaara just chuckled softly, never ceasing in his own actions as he spoke.

"It is not the strength of your vigor that leads to victory, but the potency of your abilities."

The kitsune's face took on a confused expression, and the human boy smirked. "I think... ahh... he meant that as a tanuki, he has bigger balls than you."

Naruto snarled as the explanation sunk into his brain and approached the bed. "Fuck off, Gaara! And stop being Zen while you're mating with Sasuke!"

Both Gaara and Sasuke laughed again, though Sasuke's turned into more of a moan of ecstasy. He threw his head back, arching up and wrapping his leg more firmly over Gaara's hip. The tanuki groaned in response, speeding up his thrusts, one clawed hand tight on Sasuke's hip and leaving red marks in its wake, and the other fisted deeply in the covers of the bed. Both the tanuki and the human he was fucking were lost in bliss, and did not pause in their actions as the kitsune crawled closer.

Naruto pouted, ears pressed against his skull, and wiggled even closer. Sasuke arched his back again, blindly reaching out and pulling Naruto into his arms. That was enough of an invite and Naruto kissed Sasuke deeply, their tongues sliding wetly and familiarly against each other. Above them, Gaara groaned louder at the sight, almost a growl, and soon Naruto felt slick clawed fingers sliding down his back and between his cheeks. The kitsune purred in pleasure, his own hand finding Sasuke's cock to stroke as Gaara's fingers pressed and thrust inside of him, stroking skillfully over the spot that made Naruto's vision go white with pleasure. Sasuke whined against Naruto's lips, begging wordlessly, his hips thrusting his cock up into Naruto's hand, then down to take Gaara deeper in him.

The three of them moved together frantically now, and then Sasuke screamed and his nails raked lines over Gaara's arm, Naruto smothered his yowl against Sasuke's neck, and Gaara growled ferally, biting down on Naruto's shoulder. There was a moment of complete stillness as the tanuki, the kitsune and the human were rendered blind and deaf to everything, and then they all collapsed in a sweaty, sated tangle.

The kitsune recovered first, as usual, and slowly slid his hand over the curve of Sasuke's belly, now wet with both Naruto's and Sasuke's cum. He traced idle seals over Sasuke's stomach and yelped when Gaara noticed and swatted his hand. Gaara's own pale hand curved around Sasuke's belly as well.

"Stop that. These kits are mine. You don't need a jutsu to figure it out."

Sasuke grumbled, nudging both tanuki and kitsune before adding his hand to the two on his belly. "The kits are ALL ours. Now shut up, you morons, I'm trying to enjoy my afterglow."

Gaara smirked, and Naruto yipped in amusement.

"Right, right. They're all ours. But next time, I'M going to be the one to get you pregnant!"

"Who said there would be a next time, you stupid kitsune?!"

Gaara just closed his eyes, contented by the familiar sounds of arguing, and the warmth under his palm.




~ Owari ~