A peanut -- do not want!!

That is all.

stays at the bachelorette party.

XD

In other news, my fingers hurt.

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO.

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Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

I love all the diseases that list "sudden death" as a clinical sign.

/sarcasm

I think "Secret" would be a good stage-name or code-name for a lesbian:

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

You know, your morning just isn't complete until you've looked down at your notes and then looked back up to see an extreme close-up of a dog's vagina and vulva on the large projector screen in front of you.

Good times, good times.

From my clinical pathology notes:

Explain or recognize the pathogenesis of a decreased serum folate concentration that may be found in the following conditions.

a. Intestinal disease
Damaged small intestine mucosa --> decreased folate absorption --> decreased folate concentration

b. Packer fan
"cheese-head" --> eat all cheese which is deficient in folate --> decreased folate absorption --> decreased folate concentration

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Remind me to tell y'all the story of the Blackleg calf and sticking our noses in a piece of rotten meat ...

But that's for later :)

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