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Thursday, December 28th, 2006
12:07 am	Important Advice: There are 2 things my honorable grandfather used to tell me all the time when I was a way way WAY little kid; 1) Never perform oral sex on anyone in a military uniform that you met in a doctors office. 2) Never wear your military uniform to the doctors office. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, November 13th, 2006
10:00 pm	What if the camel - DOESN'T - stop? I was re-reading my camel manual today paying special attention to the section enTITled: "How to regain control of a spook'd camel" and it occured to me that this section reads much like the scientologists 200 question initial survey - the same thing said over and over in different ways. The gist of how you get control of a spooked camel goes like this, apparently: Remain calm. The camel will eventually stop. Remain calm. and it occured to me that that's pretty good advice for anyone in almost any situation. Then it occured to me that what I was thinking had been thought before except then it was: Don't Panic. The phrase that set a million nerdy hearts afluttering when etched afore the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. The hitchhikers books, much like monty python movies are funny when you a boy (or girl, I guess, i don't know) until you either have sex or realize that you aren't ever going to have sex if you keep quoting these stupid fucking books and movies (unless you meet a girl who likes that kind of thing, but who wants to have sex with them? ew, right?) So then, I thought, "oh no". but I said out loud, "oh noes" and was reminded that I used to be friends with a lot more people on here but just like in real life... Now, I'm about to write a journal entry about an absurd thing like I actually have a camel and a camel manual and I learned something from the camel manual and the camel manual is a really important thing. and it's exactly that kind of stupid stupid stupid stupid bullshit that I practically built my entire personality in reaction against. I have become the thing I hate the most. But so anyway, back to the camel. If you just stay calm, the camel will give up. no, what does it do? I don't even know. Don't I have more important things to do? like this: _holly This girl is apparently a "journalist". and I think she banned me for asking her to please stop leaving out the "of" after "couple". I've been over this with you people about a jillion times that you, YES YOU, do need the of after couple. If you don't have it then what? you're making couple the adjective now? It's a noun or a verb, it's not a fucking adjective assholes. just say "some" or "several" don't say "couple" unless you mean a pair or fucking, coupling, joining. Fucking adjective. God Damn!!! god damn I get worked up about this shit but what the fuck? what the fuck is wrong with people who can't fucking get a little thing like that right? and then go to a fucking rennaisance fair and call it "the ren faire". _holly and not just because you specifically go to them, but all of those people, what do they thing they're being cute? with the "couple" bullshit? well sister, try this shit on for size... "I posted a couple pictures of my dreamcatcher lesbian t-shirt from the ren faire and a couple them look really cute" What? Come on now, how many fucking times do I have to tell you to put of after couple everybody? COME ON!!! Next thing I know you'll all be saying - 'tis' - again. Fucking people. What the fuck. I go away for 3 months and the world is coming apart. If I had it my way, I'd roll up, and I swear to god, every wiccan and grammarvillian would catch a serious case of the "I thought you only hated doctors who transgendered people and people who don't know the difference between "Transvestite" and "Sex Reassigned". It's funny how I can't stand everybody except you. and New Zealand, I haven't forgotten about you... the ball is in your court New Zealand... Current Mood: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 6th, 2006
11:13 am	Check out this bad ass picture of my grandmother AWESOME QUIZ Before I start: For vasco_de_gamma Fell in love: 5 with that girl in my first grade class. It was then that the teacher, that BIG FAT BITCH started telling my foster parents that I was missing milestones in my 'development' (whatever that means) and we were seperated FOREVA. For 12 years my little bus drove past her house and I could see her coming out to go to the bus or later to get into her boyfriends car but the JOKES ON HER!!! HAAAA she married that guy and their kid got the Downs. IN YOUR PRETTY FACE!!!!! Lost your virginity: 22, with that Haitian aide at my first group home. She would do some kind of voodoo ritual in my room after all the other people went to bed. I mean, I got all crippled up but I'm not dumb I mean, I technically am dumb because I don't speak but I'm not stupid is what I mean. She would do it in there because I can't talk good and wouldn't tell anybody. One day she just got on top of me and when I 'finished' she got up and squated over a little doll that looked like the house manager. I wasn't sure what it meant at the time, but that bitchy house manager got pregnant and went out on disability about a week later. Then it was a PARTY! Lost someone close to you: First DAy: Come back Mom and Dad! Drank alcohol: 24, The haitian ladies from my group home all started hanging out in my room and during onbe of the rituals they do they would pour 151 in my mouth and set it on FIRE! I fooled them though, I'd just start swallowing it before they could light it, you know how like when people can exhale they can blow out matches or a lighter on somebody who's trying to light a smoke? like that! it was so funny!! but then one of them stabbed me. Haitians. Smoked weed: Being that I have crippled little lungs I can't ever smoke anything. Got your heart broken: 24, literally, the haitian lady stabbed me and just nicked my heart. THAT WAS CLOSE! But seriously, when I was 21 we had this super hot volunteer girl come to the house to play music and stuff with me and she was the love of my life until I was 26 when she just stopped coming. I called her a bunch of times but when I finally gotr in touch with her she 'apparently' was high or something and she was like, I never want you to call me all day everyday anymore and I never want to see you hanging around outside by the busstop across thge street from my house all the time anymore. Damn.... Got arrested: 28, I was at a protest supporting civil rights and the man got all uppity with me. I had to regulate butt you know how the man is... he always gets his. Smoked a cigarette: can't do it, got a crippled set of little crackly lungs's Broken a bone: I had to have my ribs cracked open a bunch of times for operations. I broke my foot once when I ran it over with my wheelchair (I know, right!) and one time I got hit by an ambulance and broke most of the bones in my face. Got cheated on: If you fall in love with a stripper while she's giving you a lap dance and then you, you know, in your adult diaper and then she immediately leaves and lap dances with other guys AFTER she makes you, you know, in your adult diaper is that like she cheated on you? Because that's the closest thing I ever had to a 'girlfriend'. Wanna laugh? I'm in a wheelchair MAN! Rode the city bus: 18, travel training with my group home. Went to a concert: I don't get to go to concerts. I'm in a WHEELCHAIR! Met someone famous: 17, Muhammed Ali comes to our pancake breakffast every year except that these last 4 years he didn't come and for 5 years before that he stopped eating with us because he can't feed himself anymore. How DOES IT FEEL, CHAMP??? you stupid muslim traitor!!!!! COWARD! Got your first cell phone: 32. I don't know why, I can't open it and even if I could I can't touch the buttons. I can't voice activate it because I only make one sound and plus no one ever calls me anyway. Got a Myspace: Friendster baby! 33 WHEELCHAIR Snuck out of the house: That would be almost impossible. I'd be lucky if somebody remembered to come and get me if there was a fire up in here. Got your own digital camera: I point you to the cell phone explanationp. Wanna laugh and make fun of my typos? Go Ahead! I type with a stick attached to a hat on my head! HAHAHAHA! GO AHEAD AND LAUGH nOW! IN YOUR FACE!!! First time you got drunk: 24. Haitians, rum, sacrifice, fire, et c. Read Harry Potter: I don't know who that is. Travelled across the ocean: NEVER!!! I'M IN A WHEELCHAIR!!!!!! Wore a toga: I wear a hospital gown all the time. Travelled out of state: Never!!!! My wheelchair runs out of juice after about 9 miles so, i'm kind of limited in my travel plans. Shopped at Abercrombie : Is that the mall? I go to the mall on Thursdays with my day program. We sit in the food court but we bring our lunches. YEa, it's great. Since mine is pureed and needs to be heated up and there's NOT ONE MICROWAVE at the FOOD COURT that anyone who works for me can ASK IF WE CAN USE I usually just refuse to eat that cold shit. But since I can't talk they think I'm just having trouble trying to eat so they try to 'help' me and push it into my mouth and I wind up with green pureed chicked and vegetables all over my mouth and face and shirt or jacket and then I have to sit there and listen to those assholes complain about what a difficult feeder I am. And the hot highschool girls coming out of Abercrombies look like they might puke when they see me. Then I go home and get showered and put right to sleep and If I could move my arms I would 'hate-jerk' those girls but, instead I just get angrier and angrier until I have a seizure and pass out. Went to Disney World: Maybe someday, if the mak-a-wish people ever respond to my emails. Went on a date: I'm IN A WHEELCHAIR!!!! HOW CAN I GO ON A DATE>>>>!!!?!?!?!?!? How old are you now: 36, and loving it! My life expectancy was only 35 so... IT'S ALMOST OVER!!!!!! (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, July 14th, 2006
10:19 pm	hey gaylords.... Gay it up and don't look back. It's Official, just like we heard from the 'captain'. Pirates are over. The high seas are mainstream and everybody knows it. Get your a-holes bleached and go a'sailing!!!! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
2:15 am	hey. stop stealing my gernal. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, July 9th, 2006
11:43 pm	Shout Outs, My Early Inspirations... People see me now and they get totally intimidated but seriously, I wasn't always the kind of poet that causes so-called "poets" to shit themselves. Seriously. There used to be a time back in the early 90's when, if you can believe this shit, I was still not even sure if i would ever even have a muse. (I know, crazy right?) But I'll tell you what, I knew that if I did ever get one I'd need to be ready when the time came. There's no such thing as luck people, it's preparation meeting opportunity. I made that up along time ago and it's still true. Actually, it's truer than EVER. It was back in the early 90's like I said and I was searching for inspiration and an avenue for my creativity when I found one of my EARLIEST influences. It was sort of by accident butt it was one of those what you call "HAPPY ACCIDENTS". I'd like to share with you now a tragedy of epic proportions because the inspiration that i recieved then appears to be maybe just a figment of my imagination? I've searched HIGH and LOW for this artifact on the World Wide Web and in real life and I can't find it anywhere. Could it be that it's too good to be true? I share with you now a poor and feable recreation I've stayed up all night making. If you have any idea where I might find the ORIGINAL, UNDILUTED Artifact PLEASE PLEASE LET ME KNOW! This poster, and when I say poster I mean One Sheet sized giant poster, more than any other piece of art, music or flm; more than any human relationship; more than any experience I've ever had... this poster has shaped and guided me in my poetry and my life, MY LIFE man, my real fuckin life. That's real man. That Is Real. So don't be intimidated by my immense talent just because you wont ever be as good as me, take my example and apply it to your own situation. Remember, trying wont make you as good as me, butt not trying wont make you anything. Remember, I love you. (Comment on this)
2:42 pm	I HAVE A GIFT DAMN IT!!! I WANT TO SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD!!! I HAVE A GIFT AND I WILL NEVER EVER DOUBT THIS!!!!! I'm so ExxxCITED to have this forum BACK FOR MY WRITTEN WORD TO HEARD AGAIN! WERD! OH MAN!!!! I HAVE SO MANY MANY MANY MANY NEW POEMS BUTT THEY ARE DIFFERENT NOW... I have been changed since this KIDNAPPED JOURNAL was ROBBED from my. I name names now. I don't write healing poems eXXXclusively anymore. Now I also have eXXXpanded my SKILLSET and I have added the ATTACK POEM ATTACK POEM #1: KICKING vasco_de_gamma When He Is DOWN!!! by wheelchair VASCO DE GAMMA YOU ARE.... SAFE! HAHAHAHAHHA Fooled you! I could never be turned to the dark side, no matter how much you have tried to decieve and hurt me and my audience. I am the bigger and better but none is more Super and all are Super. We are ==== SUPERFRIENDZ I love you all. (5 Comments |Comment on this)
12:39 pm	FREEDOM!!!!!! LIBERATION!!!!!! MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The following LJ users are put on NOTICE: crawdadnelson vasco_de_gamma dryadwoman peterbernard We have UNFINISHED business. Current Mood: loved (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 9th, 2006
10:47 pm	http://www.crawdad.nelson.youaremyfriend.com/ (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 5th, 2006
8:24 pm	My new frIend Is havIng some scary moMENTS rIght now. crawdadnelson's INFAMOUS Levees have broken. SPILLING, Crawdads into the HOMES of people everyWHERES. HOpefully some POEMS will help MEND the pain if NOT the LEVEES. Where were you when the LEVEES broke? Where you in NO? Never been. That's not the LEVEES we're talking about, son. The GOLDEN states capital. Sacramento left a memento of some down town crustacean Filling the mailbox with it's sludge, drudge and decapod. Where were you with the Levees broke? Ipso, Facto, Sacto. ANSWER ME! My prayers are with you crawdadnelson! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, April 3rd, 2006
2:06 pm	I am CALLED BACK to MY JOURNAL after being harrASSed offline a few months ago by that JACKASS, pete_pete_pete. I haven't been posting, butt I HAVE been monitoring the world wide web, and to my great DISGUST I have found that pete_pete_pete is now harrASSing another well known, fellow WRITER: crawdadnelson. I am just posting this in support of my fellow SCRIBE, crawdadnelson, and I sincerely hope that pete_pete_pete will give up his pathetic game of abusing WRITERS. Please, pete_pete_pete, nobody thinks your little GAMEZ are funny. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 1st, 2006
12:09 pm	THIS JOURNAL IS DEAD, CAN I HAVE IT? (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 15th, 2006
11:30 pm	This Life of Bread Crumbs This life of bread crumbs. Falling from the sky like mana once flowed from the heavens. The streets, dirty, and downtrodden like the backs of migrant workers picking apples in the orchards outside town. Toss a crumb to the air. It floats--- gently--- in the cool summer breeze. Once I went a whalin'. With a bloody harpoon in my hand I CONNECTED to my Atlantic coast homeland. The cold coast of Greenland Barren and bare, No seed-time or harvest The birds sing sweetly on mountain and in the forest, butt there isn't a bird to sing to the whale. The Whale. OH! I hear you singing Mr. WHALE! It floats--- gently--- dropping--- The grey, vicious, talons descend. Current Mood: dropping Current Music: Slade - Gudbuy T'Jane (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 10th, 2006
10:17 pm	THE THIRD DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFES Three dayz aGO my LIFES changed forever. ( Read more... ) Answering my HEARTSONG; VIA: Craigslist PetalPoet Jan 7 (3 days ago) no fattys? lol..um. you don't look so skinny yourself...and you're pretty ugly. and i don't think you should be calling anyone "mentally retarded" - you make me want to throw up in my mouth. Wheels to PetalPoet Jan 7 (3 days ago) I'm not into roman showers but if that's what you want I can do that for you. I'm a REAL poet by the way, like the kind that gets stuff PUBLISHED and you know, is featured in TOP WEBSITES about POETRY. I'm an ARTIST. So whats your number or you can call me? Is there a bathroom I can meet you at or something? -W PetalPoet to me More options Jan 7 (3 days ago) Pat Robertson is popular - it doesn't mean that he's a good person. I just find it odd that someone who calls himself a poet would be using words such as "retarded" and phrases such as "no fattys". Not to mention the fact that (you have to agree) you're not the most attractive ant in the colony. That's all I'm saying. As far as being "published" goes...congrats at being a sell-out? I don't know what else to tell you. I've been published too - when others have done it for me. Never did it give me the right to use words such as "fatty" or "retarded". Wheels to PetalPoet More options Jan 7 (3 days ago) You are making me hot. But are you trying to tell me you're a fatty? BEING AN AMERICAN GIVES ME THE RIGHT TO USE THE WORDS FATTY AND RETARDED. Are you calling EMILY DICKINSON A SELL OUT? DOUBT me, my retarded companion! Why, God would be content With but a fraction of the love Poured thee without a stint. The whole of me, forever, 5 What more the woman can,— Say quick, that I may dower thee With last delight I own! It cannot be my spirit, For that was thine before; 10 I ceded all of dust I knew,— What opulence the more Had I, a humble maiden, Whose farthest of degree Was that she might 15 Dwell timidly with thee, No Fatties! I'll still do you but I won't take photos. PetalPoet to me More options Jan 7 (3 days ago) Yes, Emily Dickinson was a sell-out. You're given one life, and what you choose to do with your opportunities and talents is the contribution that you will make in this world. I'm unimpressed, but am saddened that of all the words to choose in the English language you chose retarded, whores, and fattys. That is all. Have a great day. Remember - you can't make a first impression twice. Wheels to PetalPoet More options Jan 7 (3 days ago) I'm glad you recognize my talents and I would like to use this opportunity to ask if you will al low me to call you at home. -HWF esq. PetalPoet to me More options Jan 7 (3 days ago) I realize that you are trying to be funny, but please understand that you are simply coming off as a terrible person. No, I will not allow you to call me at home. I'm not home on a Saturday night because I have nothing better to do - I am going through a loss. It's hard to believe that so many people choose to live such empty lifes...wasting time offending instead of creating, and hating instead of embracing. If you are as talented as you say, then I do hope that you dig deep into your soul, much deeper than you have, and realize that your negativity may prevent you from meeting quality people who can supplement your life rather than drain it. PetalPoet to me More options Jan 7 (3 days ago) and no, "lifes" isn't a typo. i use the word lifes often in my poetry. lives is used too loosely. lifes is more concrete. Wheels to PetalPoet More options Jan 7 (3 days ago) I'm totally stealing that lifes bit. I'm a HEALING poet I can talk about LOSS with you. Recently my best friend, you may have heard of him, PETER BERNARD, he suffered a GREAT LOSS of his beloved CHARANGO. I can HEAL you deep inside of your body using a special healing staff that I have. This is not what I used to heal Peter Bernard, he benifited from my WRITTEN WORD. PetalPoet to me More options Jan 7 (3 days ago) when you're ready to be an adult, i can help you see the world correctly. i can help you find your purpose. this is not who you are, it's how you're reacting to your parenting. are parents divorced? should they have been? something is bothering you and you have misdirected emotions. if you want me to help you i can, but if not then your sarcasm just harbors negativity and pain that i don't wish to be around. Wheels to PetalPoet More options Jan 7 (3 days ago) Dear PetalPoet, I am in a wheelchair but my area still works. I was raped as a child (ANALLY) and now have a taste for it. I do not remember my parents but I was born with a parasitic twin. It was removed in my 12th year (READ WHEELCHAIR) I write poetry, daily, actually hundreds of poems a day. I have a poetry website for my HEALING poems. I have some GENDER issues sometimes but not really, just like for fun. http://www.germanelectric.com/poetry.html I like Harry Chapin and Prince. I want to HELP YOU now, I am a HEALER. -HWF PetalPoet to me More options Jan 7 (3 days ago) doubtful Wheels to PetalPoet More options Jan 7 (3 days ago) LET ME TRY. LET ME HELP! My good friend, Peter Bernard, was doubtful at first B cause his loss of CHARANGO was great buTT I helped him to SING AGAIN. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A CRIPPLE? NOT HANDICAPPED BUT A CRIPPLE? I do. I'm on a timer and I have to go to bed now or risk a mess. PetalPoet to me More options Jan 7 (3 days ago) doubtful Wheels to PetalPoet More options Jan 7 (3 days ago) Doubt is the vestibule through which all must pass before they can enter into the temple of wisdom. Good nitez Petal. *healing hugz* PetalPoet to me More options Jan 7 (3 days ago) lies and doubt....your loss. Wheels to PetalPoet More options Jan 7 (3 days ago) Butt I don't want YOU to loose! Are you "Refusing Pleasure"? I am listening to Harry Chapin here. All alone. Thinking about healing you. PetalPoet to me More options Jan 7 (3 days ago) its "lose", not loose. i'll assume you went on aol to check my profile, otherwise how woul dyou know about harry chapin? in which case, you should have IM'd me. Wheels to PetalPoet More options Jan 7 (3 days ago) No, I don't know how to find ur profilez. I wuz just thinking about my father and I like to listen to Harry cuz Cat's Cradle makes me feel like crying and CRYING HEALS. I have to go to bed now cuz it's late and I have an appointment with my Psychic tomorrow. I am not perfect. Thanks for critisizing my spelling. I will still sendz healing thoughts and *hugz* to you Petal. PetalPoet to me More options Jan 7 (3 days ago) youre odd. harry is very important to me so i don't know why you would say that..oh well though. good luck, gnite. Wheels to PetalPoet More options Jan 9 (1 day ago) I grew up listening to Harry Chapin and Christopher Cross and the Four Tops. Those are MY ALL TIME FAVORITE ARTISTES OF ALL TIME. I thought maybe you get the WRONG IDEA about my HEALING staff. So I am sending U a pic. (of it.). Have you been dreaming of me? I have been trying to contact you with my healing powerz through dream interfacing. Have you felt it? *huggles* Wheels. PetalPoet to me More options Jan 9 (1 day ago) Oh 'wheels'. You are quite the firecracker. Why sarcasm though? To hide the pain? Why try to heal others when you are so full of hurt inside? You joke of things that are offensive, however, but I wonder if the rise is worth the shame felt beneath the skin. What did you want of life that you didn't get? What enters your mind when the alcohol and drugs are gone and there's nothing but infomercials surrounding you? Don't you get tired of "healing" others? I got your picture of the staff - nice. Now let's work on you. Why don't you drop the sarcastic defense mechanism and allow reality and fairness to surface. - It's got to be the going, not the getting there that's good. Current Mood: IN TOTAL LOVE Current Music: HARRY CHAPIN- CHANGES (10 Comments |Comment on this)
2:43 am	Big/Thick women only! Unique, original, progressive lover wanted- m4w - 28 Reply to: pers-124030951@craigslist.org Date: 2006-01-09, 10:13PM EST (Oh my, I just noticed... this is very long. Just a warning) I do not care for thin girls. I happen to get involved with thin women, but I tend to prefer women who are normal to thick in body type. I believe thick women are the best lovers, are the most enjoyable people to roll around with, and women it comes to having a thick woman standing in front of me… her big ass staring me in the face as she walks around in underwear (hopefully a thong) and it just gets me so erect. I would very much like a dame who would like that attention. I was in a relationship with a Chinese (Fujin) woman for 10 years. We were two brainy geeks who met at Stuyvesant High School. She was ultra thin, and is still pretty thin. Her saving grace is that with a lot of spanking and fondling we managed to shape up her toosh. Still, her body size is just another reason why I stopped dating her. If I were just hoping to meet someone to hang out with I wouldn’t make a size requirement but I am hoping to meet a lover and I want, after so long a fine thick woman. Pear shaped, or hour glass, it doesn’t matter as long as there’s a big behind (bubble, flat, what have you) and some thighs and belly. A soft girl who can handle punishment when it comes to sex. Err… punishment in a “ I am beating you up with my penis “ kind of way, though it can also be “ I am beating you up with my penis because you’ve been a bad girl “ kind of way. :o I love thick women.. and a thick woman to me is a woman who is 5’10” and 175 or 180lbs. I know women who can wear 200lbs amazingly well… Past that is BBW and I have to say, I find BBW desirable as well. SBBW are a bit much and it then becomes person dependant but up to that is where I hope my next lover lies (lays?) Thick women are the best lovers. Over the past 5 years I’ve had 3 lovers and the thick women (Native American, 5’10” & 180lbs, Jewish, 5’2 & 155lbs) were the most passionate, energetic, fun, sexy, desirable, loving quirky, unique, intelligent grrreat women imaginable. I never understand why there is hostility towards large women on CL. I hope it’s from just a very vocal minority. If one looks to public sentiment is changing towards large women, and except for health reasons it’s generally accepted that thick is healthy and people have gotten away from thinking that flat ass 80s mentality is the win. Baby’s Got Back changed it all. Nationality wise, I think it matters if you’re progressive more than anything else. I like Asians (east and far east) and would love to meet a kinky, sexual, hot thick Indian or Chinese girl but the overwhelming lot of my generation (and older) are pretty traditionalists and adhere to a lot of closed, bigoted thinking. I have never really been involved with black women, but have been involved with several mulatto girls and they have always been interesting usually having to walk a fine line between two ethnic groups. I also haven’t met/been involved with any South American women but have noticed there are a lot of latin women in the goth scene. Go figure. I have been with Canadians, Jewish, Greek, all types and the constant thread have always been intelligence/openness and progressiveness. Open thinkers; women who question and explore and are willing to explore passionate things. So if you’re progressive, and thick… Now, I’d like to just say that I’ve had a rough 2005. I’m happy for all those that had a great 2005 but I can honestly say mine was pretty rough but I am confident 2006 is going to be better. I’m 28 and I’m going to school very soon and I have grand ideals of using my intellect for better things. People who know me are confident I have the intellect to do well. I’m 5’10” and 235lbs, though I’ve been nervous/scared about school, recently, and have been eating some comfort foods so maybe a few more pounds than that. I’m what I think they call “ weight proportionate “ as I don’t bulge out anywhere and just look (and am) very powerfully built. I like to use my upper body strength to toss around my lover, and that’s another reason why big girls are better lovers. I don’t fear breaking a big girl in to. I am not afraid to just be rough and strong. Holding my lovers hands over her head or pulling her back as we have doggy style intercourse. I think the fact that I can put together proper paragraphs and thoughts a sign that I’m intelligent. I can’t think of any real way to prove that I’m an inoffensive, nice person but it’s a truth and I am writing this ad because I would like to quickly meet someone to spend time with, smoke some reefer with, get to know, and have sex with. A woman with a body type that makes me happy. A woman with a body type that turns me the freak on and I am confident there has to be one woman, out of 8+ million, who is out there who’d like the same thing. I’m a highly spiritual person of Native American background and origin. I’ve also got some negro and white man in me, but hey, you try and find a 100% Native American these days. I’m a responsible person who doesn’t have children, has never been arrested, and has adopted my half brother, while I still tend to taking care of my great grandmother. I don’t really drink, or smoke cigs, but I smoke marijuana, and I have a lot of it right now that I would like to share with my partner. If you feel like chipping in, that’s great, but I would rather you pay with your time and conversation and watching funny dvds with me or listen to music with me. I’m going to school soon, so I won’t be able to share in some excesses for a bit, but within the next week or two I would like to have fun. Get it out of my system. Won’t you come have fun with me. Maybe you can take a sick day or two or three and just get wasted, and drink, and smoke clove cigarettes (those are the only cigs I smoke, if I smoke so I wouldn’t mind bringing a pack) It’s the new year, after all. Now, let me end this with some frankness. First, I’m disease free and will be safe with my partner. I have marijuana, 420, reefer (madness) and it’s to share with my lover so I’m obviously not drug free but that is the only drug I’m really known to do but it’s still drug use and so I won’t be a hypocrite. I like and would like some recreational drugs (Ecstasy, shrooms, lsd) and if you have your enjoyments I just ask that you tell me. Unlike some people I can be a real friend and I won’t hate you and might even chip in if you like prescriptions (oxy, vicoden, whatever), ice, tina, ski, whatever. I have an average length penis (6.5”) but am of an above average sized girth and even though I should like smaller girls who make me look bigger, I love big girls with large hands who make me look smaller. I can be a relaxed lover but I do like kink. Deep sloppy blow jobs, ass play and intercourse, a little spanking, dirty talk, ear nibbling, nipple sucking, hair pulling. I don’t even mind a little face/breast smacking, would be okay with spitting and am receptive to just about anything once so if you have kinks and you want to talk to me. This one girl wanted me to fist her… I have grown more receptive to the idea as time goes on. Anyway, for the above, I promise to talk to you about masturbation, and sex, and sex toys and I will use a purple dildo and a pocket vibrator on you and bring about multiple orgasms before we even get to me. Outside of comedies, I have porn (free, I don’t pay for it and I don’t spend a lot of time looking for it. I get full movies, and can make them into dvds… as gifts if you are a woman who is a fan of watching pornography) and would like to watch it with someone. I mentioned the plentiful supply of weed. I will do my best to be a great lover and I’d like to do this all very quickly. I am not normally the overwhelmingly forceful person but I have a small amount of time and I really would like to share my experience with someone. Okay, so what I hope for is we write, exchange a bunch of pictures, email and chat, and then meet. If we like one another we’ll have fun and we’ll understand this is an immediate thing, and hopefully if we have time and places in our lives we can continue it in the future but for now… Listen, the world is crazy enough as it is and I’m sure you work hard enough at life as it is… Come with me, lets escape for a bit, and I will invest my time and interest in you. I will treat you as the center of my world. I don’t have millions but I have me, and my attention is golden… (Oh, and if you’ve had a friend you’ve wanted to come on to but were insecure or wanted someone to be there as your wing-lover, I’ll be your man. Want to go to a swing club? Want a fellow who’ll watch you audition at a strip club or maybe help you get a pay internet web site where people pay to look at you… Oh my… I am your fellow. I want someone to come with you as you get your nips pierced, or a tattoo on your body, I am your man. Want a guy who won't have problems watching you with another man or will have no hesitation at double penetration with you... I am your man!) I will be up for awhile, tonight, if there are any late heads that wish to chat. no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests 124030951 (3 Comments |Comment on this)
12:24 am	OBssezed! I can NOT stop thinking about this CaNUDEian chick that I talked to on my CELLular a few weekz back. I guess, apparently, so it would seem, that she is my DREAM girl, WHOAH! The only girl that I might stop listening to the FOUR TOPS if she didn't totally dig them, BUTT I know that she would totally dig them becuz she IS my DREAM girl. She is EVERYTHING that I want in a Lady. She sits around all day getting high, and bartends at night!!!! AND IS HORNY 24/7!!! U KNOW WHO U R!!! Current Mood: puma Current Music: Reach Out and I'll Be There - The 4 Tops (Comment on this)
Sunday, January 8th, 2006
12:38 am	i used t be pete_pete_pete. in an act of andy kaufman-esque trust i gave the password awayy in a performance art trust situation that was betrayed by vasco_de_gamma so... delete pete_pete_pete from your friends lists... he s a fraud and a skeleton of his former self. he , and vasco are dead to me. Current Mood: infuriated Current Music: The mooney Suzuki - Alive and Amplified (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, January 6th, 2006
3:25 am	Seriously now. Monkeys. Like, I know that you all know. I like to kid around. BUTT sometimes I just can't keep up the ILLusion. I get down and sometimes only hearing Up Up and AWAY by the 5th Demension is the only thing that will brighten my day, you know? I guess I'm getting sicker and having to spend more time in the chair. And I have CUM to the REALization that pretty soon I'm going to need some help. Like a maid (preferably octoroon, not full black cuz then i'd jus wanna be hittin ass all the timez) or a manservant. PROBLEM is that I can't afford a human (don't we all needz 2 be touched) hand to help me. Human CARE is COSTLY. AND my written word is only beginning to start to pay off. SO! 2MORROW! I, wheelchair, am embarking on a ROADTRIP! TO BOSTON!!!! 2 meet my new HELPING HAND!!! Current Mood: hopeful Current Music: I Can't Help Myself - Four Tops (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 5th, 2006
2:01 am	«non-trashy» friends with benefits sought - 32 Reply to: pers-122682612@craigslist.org Date: 2006-01-04, 6:57PM EST in an ideal setup, this would be an email/IM buddy situation that on occasion morphs into a hot get-together. it would be great if you were currently in a relationship (not married) or at least comfortable with that situation on the opposite side. basically we would be each others reliable backup action when the urge arose. we must connect on a friendship level. you: a younger (20-26?) fashion sensible city girly girl who's interested in breaking the monotony with a 100% drama-free, steamy, mysterious, and discreet friendship. generally I am attracted to the short and petite types who have some sort of curves (not fat), but am open to other configurations. there's no need to be a supermodel, but you have to be cute! I'm looking for quality and not quantity. please no drunks, drug addicts, mental cases, or problem childs. bonus points for: - european, south american, indian - always match your underwear - professional and/or serious student - have a nice rear end me: white, 5'10", skinny/fit/athletic build, super nice, smart, somewhat picky, a bit sarcastic, varied interests, with more of a reserved personality. I do not have the craigslist look. picture exchange? no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests 122682612 Current Music: Seals & Crofts - Summer Breeze (12 Comments |Comment on this)
1:51 am	TRANSEXUAL SUBMISIV SLUT NON-PRO BOTTOM GIVING FREE ASS TONITE--T4M - 26 Reply to: pers-122750007@craigslist.org Date: 2006-01-05, 12:27AM EST ATTENTION HOT SEXY TOPS!*** PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE AD BEFORE RESPONDING! TO MEET ME, YOU MUST CALL ME! I HAVE LIMITED INTERNET ACCESS! Number is below ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ***LOOK!!! NOTICE!!! ATTENTION!!!--->YOU MUST CALL ME TO MEET ME!!<---- PLEASE DO NOT EMAIL ME! I WONT GET IT TONITE! (What part do you not understand? Im leaving work in a few mins!..CALL ME!) --->I AM ONLY LOOKING TO MEET NOW! Dont call me to meet tomorrow, or when you get back in town. CALL ME TO MEET NOW TONITE! TONITE! ---> I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR WHITE, EUROPEAN, AND LIGHT/YELLO SKINNED LATINO MEN! NO BLACK OR BLACK SKINNED MEN PLEASE! --->I AM NOT INTERESTED IN GUYS WHO WANT TO SUCK DICK! IM NOT EAGER TO USE IT IN ANY WAY (Im total bottom and want to feel as female as possible) --->I LIVE ON 96th street on the UES, right off the 6 train, 96 and 101, 102, 103 busses. --->I AM NON-PROFESSIONAL! you do not have to pay me, you do not have to buy me tea, or coffee, or chips. You just wanna fuck, and I do too. ---If you know you can't get to me tonite (because of trains, rain and what pathetic excuses)then don't call me tonite. IM SERIOUS AND REAL! YOU BE TOO! Dont call me with all these bullshit, childish ass games. Its pointless. --------------------------------------------------------------------- ***********ABOUT ME!****************** Im a BBW Transsexual bottom. Im mixed races Black, spaniard, french I am a true TS and a BBW I am pre op. I do not have female genitals yet. I am drug and disease free. I will not fuck you in the ass with my genitals I am completely turned off by guys that want to suck dick. I suck a mean dick! I have an array of condoms (regular and magnum) and lube ready for safe fun ------------------------------------ ***************HERE IS WHAT IM INTO ************** Im a cum whore Im a nut slut --use me really good and leave me for done --slap my face and call me dirty names --gag me with your dick --suck and pinch on my nipples while I have a dildo in my ass --pound my ass until its raw --spank my ass and make me get on my knees --throw me around on the bed --treat me like a cum guzzling, bitch, nut slut, cum rag, ball dumpster and use me for your pleasure. ----------------------------------------------------------------- THE TYPE OF GUY IM LOOKING FOR: I LIKE REAL, HARD, MANLY, BUTCH MEN! ---White, Puerto Rican, Dominican, European OE Mediteranian. Im not into black guys so much. ---Please be 18-45. Straight preferred. Bisexual tops are fine too ---IM NOT INTO FAT GUYS OR GUYS WITH LOTS OF OVERHANG/STICK OUT GUT ---Be taller than 5'8. Its hard to get fucked by short guys ---Have a decent build. U Don't have to be Adonis or GQ, but carry your build well. ---Have good hygene. Showers, Toilet paper and toothbrushes are wonderful things. I like a guy who uses them regularly. ---Have a nice smile. Nothing turns me off more than unkept teeth. Lack of care for teeth means lack of care for self. ---Please have a nice dick. I'd hope it touches or goes past your navel. Face it, No one likes a small dick. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OK To meet me, Call me.... 646---210---six two one seven ( I CAN NOT REPLY TO TEXT MESSAGES!) --this is my cell phone number. I am the only one that answers it. MY NAME IS DESIREE'. -I SOUND LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN! I DO NOT SOUND LIKE A TRANSEXUAL! So please, when you call me don't go "wrong number" or "im sorry" Its my phone! About my pics: The three in the brown halter top are the most recent, from October 2, 2005. The Silver face pic is from Sept. 05. The Purple is from January 22, 2005 this is in or around MANHATTAH UES 96th and 3rd NON-PRO bbw real no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests 122750007 Current Music: The Four Tops - Standing in the Shadow of Love (7 Comments |Comment on this)