Below are the 2 most recent journal entries recorded in The Chrispy's LiveJournal:

Monday, September 23rd, 2002
6:33 pm	Under-fluff I'm at work right now, so I should be workig. However, I'm not. I'm just standing here scratching my ass with a glowing brick I found out by the resivour. It's turning my ass bright green and it really really hurts. I'm sad today becasue my cat won the lottery. We had to renig it though becuase my cat died a few days ago. It was a tragic inscident. On top of that I won a trip to Alaska. Of all the bad luck! We recieved the free tickets in the mail, and my mom was very pissed. She was screaming, "How did we win free tickets from a pornography site!!! Where's your father? Tell him to come here right this instant!!!" Blah, blah, blah. Now my parents are going to get divorced again. This is my message to all you other teens out there: DON'T LOOK AT PORN! Your parents will divorce and you will be stranded in Alaska. Have a good day everybody! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 18th, 2002
8:13 pm	Look at me go! I have a live journal. Guess what I did today? I duct taped my cat to the ceiling. She loves it when I do that. Then I had to give her a bath. I tried some of her catfood and threw up. It tastes icky like dogfood. Well, I'm very sad today because my cat died. It was a sad time. I realized it right after I peeled her off the ceiling. My mom said I still had to give her a bath. I bathed her in red paint because it smelled like cherries. Well, that's enough for today; I have to go take the screwdriver out of power socket before somebody gets hurt. (Comment on this)