October 20th, 2007

Tags: wyg Subject: WYG: Didn't see *that* coming! Time: 06:46 pm

A German mugger who picked on a blind man had a shock when his 'victim' turned out to be a world judo champ. I love stories like this. People who automatically assume "disabled" equals "helpless" absolutely deserve to have their asses handed to them on a plate. I hope the guy who could see saw the error of his ways.

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September 12th, 2007

Subject: A major in malt? Time: 01:32 pm

Studying spirits in Scotland? I'm all over that - especially if they're single malt whisky! Oh - wrong kind of spirits.... oh well.

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September 11th, 2007

Tags: wyg Subject: WYG: Commencement Enhancement Time: 01:39 pm

So - according to this report, boob jobs are now the most popular present for Italian Girls graduating from High School. Makes a nice change for the straight-A students to be the least gifted ones... One student is quoted as saying, "It's a much more useful present than something like a car, which will break down after a few years" which I think says a fair bit about Italian engineering. I just hope she remembers to get them serviced regularly - or at least get re-treads. "My new breasts will last a lifetime." - well yeah but so would your old ones and they'll keep your knees warm when you're older. Sweetie - you're wasting your gum...

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September 8th, 2007

Subject: Recipe for a bad morning.... Time: 08:41 am Current Mood: lethargic

3 glasses white wine 5 bottles beer 2 glasses champagne 1 very large scotch Mix together over 3 hours in one medium to large stomach, adding scallops, prosciutto and all other manner of rich food. Get up after 5 hours sleep to discover you're still too drunk to drive yourself to work... Ahhh - nothing exceeds like excess...

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