I am Saddam [entries|friends|calendar] SADDAM FANCYPANTS HUSSEIN [ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ] [ calendar | livejournal calendar ]

[14 Dec 2003|12:02pm] Well shit on me. 6 comments|post comment

[11 Dec 2003|10:43pm] I will make this as simple as I can for you assinine Americans: 1. Go to http://google.com 2. Type the phrase "miserable failure" 3. Click "I'm feeling lucky" 4. Watch in amazement at the result 5. LOLOL 4 comments|post comment

[08 Dec 2003|07:08pm] Oh no! Bushie the Bitch is threatening me again! Die, scumbag. Know what? I FUCKED ONE OF YOUR DAUGHTERS UP THE ASS AND THE OTHER ONE LICKED MY CUM FROM HER ASSHOLE! How do you like that? That's what I thought, bitch. 3 comments|post comment

[01 Nov 2003|12:56am] [ mood | hopeful ] [ music | Reno 911 ] Just because I am an evil dictator who kills thousands of people each year does not mean I can't celebrate Christmas just like you guys. Here's my wishlist: PS2 Games: The Simpsons: Hit and Run Kill Switch The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Final Fantasy X2 Final Fantasy XI DVDs: Trigun Ghost in the Shell Serial Expirements The entire set of MST3K Neon genesis Evangelion Transformers ATHF The Simpsons Season 3 South Park seasons 1&2 Cowboy Bebop Family Guy (all seasons) Futurama (all seasons) Misc.: A new empire to replace the one you stupid Americans destroyed, complete with palace, statue, and Kurds. Fuck you guys. 9 comments|post comment

HELLO INFIDELS [31 Oct 2003|08:51pm] [ mood | cranky ] Hello. I am Saddam Hussein. I rule. I will destroy all you stupid Americans, but not before I fuck your hot American bitches. My best friends worst enemies are the_bushmaster and bigpapaladen. I will destroy them too. You may add me if you wish, but I will still destroy you. Leave a comment though, I don't check my userinfo to see my "friend of" page. Only stupid American infidels do that. Thank you, and I will kill you all. post comment

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