A shyness that is criminally vulgar


June 13th, 2008

Another meme from Mary Ann @ 10:05 pm

I feel: tired

You know how sometimes people on your friends list post about stuff going on in their lives, and all of a sudden, you think, "Wait a minute? Since when are they working THERE?" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you should already know. It happens to all of us sometimes.

Post my list of items in your journal with your own answers and elaborate where necessary.

1. First Name: David

2. Age: 29

3. Location: Delta Township, MI

4. Occupation: Full-time retail supervisor, for now, part-time student

5. Partner?: No.

6. Kids: Thankfully no.

7. Brothers/Sisters: One sister, Evalyn

8. Pets: One cat, Batman

9. List the 3-5 biggest things going on in your life:

1) I'm being "reorganized" at work and re-interview for MY SAME JOB Monday.
2) LCC will be contacting me in early July about the radiology program.
3) Finishing up moving, the stupid maintenance people need to put a hasp on my downstairs storage room.
4) Next weekend I go to Pennsylvania for a wedding.
5) Make ends meet. Stage six is profit.

10. Parents?: Pro. Okay, okay, I have two, Eric and Sherry.

11. Who are some of your closest friends? Real life would be Rachel, Jer, Scott & Andy, and Joe. Internet would include Mary Anne and some of the folks at bear411.com
 

June 11th, 2008

In which I do memes from Mary Ann @ 02:11 am

I feel: tired

94

As a 1930s husband, I am
Very Superior

Take the test!




1. Name a movie that you have seen more than 10 times. The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hairspray, Willow, Disney's Hercules

2. Name a movie that you've seen multiple times in the theater. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (a bunch), Hairspray (3)

3. Name an actor that would make you more inclined to see a movie. Jake Gyllenhaal is a marvelous actor and very hot. I also like movies starring Catherine Zeta-Jones, but it's not like I HAVE to see a movie she's in.

4. Name an actor that would make you less likely to see a movie. Tom Cruise, Russell Crowe

5. Name a movie that you can and do quote from. The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hairspray, Snakes On A Plane

6. Name a movie musical that you know all of the lyrics to all of the songs. Hey what do you know, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hairspray. Also Chicago.

7. Name a movie that you have been known to sing along with. Rocky Horror, Hairspray, Chicago, Sweeney Todd when I can keep up.

8. Name a movie that you would recommend everyone see. Hairspray (both the movie and the movie-musical), The Pillow Book, Chungking Express, TransAmerica

9. Name a movie that you own. Everyone, say it with me, Rocky Horror, Hairspray. Also Iron Giant, Incredibles, Toy Story, Toy Story 2, The Wiz, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, TransAmerica, the list goes on.

10. Name an actor that launched his/her entertainment career in another medium but who has surprised you with his/her acting skills. No one springs to mind just yet.

11. Have you ever seen a movie in a drive-in? Yes, the last one was a double feature of Summer School and Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

12. Ever made out in a movie? No

13. Name a movie that you keep meaning to see but just haven't yet got around to it. There's lots, the main one in theaters right now is Prince Caspian

14. Ever walked out of a movie? No, but came close for Anchorman.

15. Name a movie that made you cry in the theater. TransAmerica

16. Popcorn? Sometimes

17. How often do you go to the movies (as opposed to renting them or watching them at home)? I occasionally go for $3.50 Tuesdays at Celebration

18. What's the last movie you saw in the theater? Took in a double feature of Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay and Baby Mama

19. What's your favorite/preferred genre of movie? Comedy.

20. What's the first movie you remember seeing in the theater? Romancing The Stone. I threw up cuz the popcorn husk got caught at the back of my throat.

21. What movie do you wish you had never seen? Anchorman, THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE! Also Event Horizon, the worst horror movie ever made.

22. What is the weirdest movie you enjoyed? Memento

23. What is the scariest movie you've seen? Seven.

24. What is the funniest movie you've seen? Monty Python and the Holy Grail is overall funniest, but Hot Shots Part Deux had two parts that literally had me shoot Diet Coke out of my nose.
 

June 5th, 2008

One I forgot @ 05:45 pm

I feel: confused

From my lovely Janet:

1. Reply to this post and I'll assign you a letter.

2. List (and upload, if you feel like it) 5 songs that start with that letter.

3. Post them to your journal with these instructions.

I was given L

1. Lady Marmalade, by Labelle or, later, the Pop Tarts
2. Land of 1000 Dances by Wilson Pickett
3. Lay All Your Love On Me - ABBA
4. (Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs - Hairspray
5. Let's Get It On - Marvin Gaye
 

You friends page be damned.... ok saved @ 04:40 pm

I feel: bored
Dancing in my underwears to: Amazing Johnathan on TV

This way Mary Anne won't worry. ;) Just kidding surrogate ma. You know I love you. ;)

I wasn't going to cut...be grateful )
 

May 29th, 2008

Hee "sever forgive" @ 12:40 pm

I feel: amused

 

April 29th, 2008

You 8.57 know who you are... @ 10:51 pm

I feel: annoyed
Dancing in my underwears to: Benders Big Score on DVD

Your LJ Slut Stats!
Out of your 35 friends, percentages you have:
met 80%
hugged 71.42%
dated 0%
kissed 37.14%
seen shirtless 28.57%
seen naked 11.42%
had net sex 8.57%
made out with 8.57%
had oral sex 8.57%
fucked 8.57%
Get your LJ Slut Stats!
 

Taken from Mel @ 08:40 pm

I feel: tired
Dancing in my underwears to: Ratatouille on DVD

"Ask me seven questions. Not just any seven questions though. No, to keep it interesting, use the seven questions as per below - just copy and paste the following, replace the blanks with something you want to know/ask (e.g. 3. Donkeys or sandcastles and why?), anything you want, personal, silly, surreal or deep, comment away and I'll answer honestly as I can! Then post this in your own LJ and see what kind of things people want to ask you."

1. What do you think of _____________ ?

2. When did you last ____________?

3. __________ or ___________ and why?

4. What did you ______________?

5. What's your favorite ______________?

6. How would you ______________?

7. Who would you most like to ________ ?
 

March 18th, 2008

If you aren't Mary-Anne ignore this @ 10:51 pm

Mary-Anne, I can't comment to ask you, but what is your e-mail address? You can e-mail it to me at wardenda AT msu DOT edu.

And srsly you might want to reenable comments on one post so we can ask that question. ;)
 

March 7th, 2008

Various Memes @ 12:51 am

I feel: amused

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February 11th, 2008

My Valentine Postbox @ 09:40 pm

I feel: hopeful

Valentine Postbox
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February 6th, 2008

Peed myself laughing @ 12:02 am

I feel: amused

NOT
SAFE
FOR
WORK

 

February 4th, 2008

Baahhh sheep, baahhh @ 10:57 pm

I feel: cranky

RULES: YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 36 things about you. I don'tcare if we never talk, or if we already know everything about eachother. Short and sweet is fine ... You're on my list, so I want to knowyou better!

BE HONEST! COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A COMMENT THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS.

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A.
6) What was the last book you read?
A.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A.
9) Worst Habit?
A.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A.
16) Do you have any pets?
A.
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A.
23) Ever been arrested?
A.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A.
30) Do you swear a lot?
A.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A.
35) Do you believe in God?
A.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A.
 

January 25th, 2008

YAY @ 09:36 pm

Who wants a drunk dial tonight?

 

January 16th, 2008

Meme @ 11:59 pm

I feel: okay
Dancing in my underwears to: Treehouse Of Horror V Medley - The Simpsons

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Dave
2. David
3. D.S. during college

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Newageoutlaw, most social networking (aka sex and dating) sites
2. wardenda, duh
3. Clivilies, my first AOL screen name way back when.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. My eyes. They are a very pretty silvery-blue color and match whatever I am wearing
2. My lips. Very full and they make me a good kisser
3. My arms. They are stocky but have some good muscle definition.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Irish
2. Russian
3. Assorted European white people who are not Irish or Russian

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. People who unwaveringly support Bush for no good reason, flying in the face of all available evidence. (I don't care if people have a well-thought-out reason for liking him, but those who just blindly worship him because he's our divinely-appointed *coughcough* Commisar-in-chief just SCARE me)
2. Scary customers at work who blame their behavior on something else.
3. Snakes.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Internet
2. Lots of water
3. Whose Line Is It Anyway

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Blue Old Navy fleece
2. Boxer shorts with a blue and black grid pattern
3. Taz slippers

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (ask me tomorrow and it might be different):
1. Goodbye from the 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
2. Floor Show, Rocky Horror Show Revival Cast
3. Nicest Kids In Town, Hairspray Motion Picture (been in a showtune mood as of late)

LAST THREE SONGS YOU'VE LISTENED TO
1. The Second Goodbye - 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
2. Call Me When You're Sober - Evanescence
3. Stink - John Lurie

LAST THREE MOVIES YOU WENT AND SAW:
1. Alvin and the Chipmunks (I was on vacation with my family. Not my choice)
2. Ok, honestly? I haven't been to see a movie I don't remember. Probably Hairspray.
3. And before that? I'd guess Harry Potter and the Order Of The Phoenix

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I'm supporting Barak Obama this election season
2. I've performed in every traditionally-male role in Rocky Horror
3. My favorite web-comic of the moment is Something*Positive

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Personality
2. Eyes
3. Hair

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Gaming.
2. Watching DVDs
3. Playing video games

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW
1. Be done with school
2. Workout.
3. Move out of Michigan

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. X-ray technician
2. Radio news producer
3. Television writer

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Universal Studios Orlando
2. Walt Disney World
3. San Francisco

THREE KIDS' NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Charles
2. Rachel
3. Veronica

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Own my own home
2. Be responsible for matching up at least two people, love-wise
3. See an end to lbgt discrimination in Michigan

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GUY (a sexist question):
1. I'll reverse underwear if I need another day before laundry day.
2. Let's just chalk this up to "sex stuff" in general
3. I'm very visual in appreciating how other people look.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL (an even more sexist question):
1. I love fashion and fashion-related shows
2. I like girly drinks
3. I want to know the people I fuck and have some form of a continuing relationship.

THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. Hitler
2. Stalin
3. Zoidberg
 

January 8th, 2008

Celebrity Sex meme @ 11:26 am

I feel: horny

(1) List 6 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
(2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (6-1, 1 is the hottest.)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos for said people.

Cut for teh childrenz )
 

December 16th, 2007

Stuff you might not know about me meme @ 01:02 pm

I feel: blah

1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
A Michigan map, my folder for anatomy, a snowbrush/scraper, a nutrigrain bar wrapper, some cassettes, iPod headphones.

2. When was the last time you threw up?
The only time I can remember is over two years ago when waking up with a monstrous hangover after drinking with Pat.

3. What's your favorite curse word?
For word definitely "fuck" but my favorite curse pharse lately is "Buddha damn it!"

4. Name 3 people who made you smile today?
Today there hasn't really been anyone. Too much snow to interact live and in a bad mood cuz the roommates' dog chewed on a bandana of mine.

5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Sleeping.

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Doing shit online and washing dishes.

7. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I've been to a semi-amateur strip night at X-Cel and went to Deja Vu once on Tim's dime.

8. What is the last thing you said aloud?
"It's not a big deal, just please watch him" - about the dog.

9. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Ben and Jerry's Cinnamon Buns. Best flavor now that I'm not trying to be a fatass? Raspberry sorbet.

10. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water

11. What are you wearing right now?
Green and black flannel, my HUGE t-shirt I sometimes sleep in, pj pants with a blue swirly design, extra-thick socks.

12. What was the last thing you ate?
Had some ice cream last night.

13. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
I got some new shoes

14. When was the last time you ran?
I don't.

15. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Listened to the U of M/MSU football game, if that counts.

16. Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace?
No one. MySpace is the devil

17. Ever gone camping?
Years and years ago. I will go camping with you sometime Mary Ann.

18. Do you drink your soda from a straw?
Yes. No. Sometimes.

19. What did your last text in your inbox say?
"Sad" with a frowny face.

20. Are you someone's best friend?
Yes

21. What are you doing tomorrow?
Working

22. Where is your mom right now?
In Ann Arbor I hope

23. Look to your left, what do you see?
A door, a window with venetian blinds, my car's old liscense plate, my lamp.

24. What color is your watch?
I don't wear one.

25. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Not as cool as Kenya. Kenya has ions.

26. Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
Oh yea

27. What is your birthstone?
I think amber

28. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive through?
Usually drive through, but I don't fast food it often

29. What is your favorite number?
42

30. Do you have a dog?
One I live with, not one I own, thank god.

31. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Joe

32. Have you met anyone famous?
No

33. Any plans today?
Lunch, cleaning, gaming.

34. How many states have you lived in?
One, sadly.

35. Ever go to college?
Yes.

36. Where are you right now?
In my computer room. Duh.

37. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Lots.

38. Last song listened to?
Whatever I put on in my car on the way home

39. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
Nope, more utilitarian than that.

40. Are you jealous of anyone?
Yes, but for good reasons.

42. Do you love anyone?
Yes, I love question 41. WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?

43. Do any of your friends have children?
Oh yea.

44. Do you eat healthy?
Not as well as I should.

45. What do you usually do during the day?
Class, sleep, shower, work.

46. Do you hate anyone right now?
A few.

47. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
No.

48. How did you get one of your scars?
Had a friend pierce my skin while trying to grab the keys for the Sparty van.
 

Star Wars Horoscope meme @ 12:34 pm

I feel: cranky

Star Wars Horoscope for Sagittarius

You are superbly wise and have been known to spread your wisdom widely.
You are impatient and pushy when people take your teachings too lightly.
And your philosophical side always peeks through.

Star wars character you are most like: Yoda
 

November 25th, 2007

This was supposed to be below @ 10:07 am

As I said, I do not see the "very pretty"

Lets101 Quizzes - fun online quiz

 

November 20th, 2007

Meme @ 10:19 pm

I feel: hungry

I agree with most of this. But "very pretty"? I think not. Handsome, yes. Sexy, at times. Pretty, no.
 

October 15th, 2007

Hugeass TV show meme @ 11:49 pm

I feel: accomplished

Rules:
- Bold all of the following TV shows of which you've seen 3 or more episodes.
- Italicize a show if you've seen every episode.
- Asterisk if you have at least one full season on tape or DVD
- If you want, add up to 3 additional shows (keep the list in alphabetical order).

Adventure Island
America’s Next Top Model
Angel*
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Are You Being Served?
Arrested Development
Babylon 5 (I am convinced god does not want me to see B5)
Babylon 5: Crusade
Battlestar Galactica (the old one)
Battlestar Galactica (the new one)
Baywatch
Beavis & Butthead
Beauty and the Beast
Beverly Hills 90210
Bewitched
Blackadder
Blake's 7
Bonanza
Bones
Bosom Buddies
Boston Legal
Boston Public
Boy Meets World
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
Buffy the Vampire Slayer*
Bug Juice
Caitlin’s Way
Carebears
Catweazle
Chappelle’s Show
Charlie’s Angels
Charmed*(stopped after season 4)
Cheers
Clarissa Explains It All
Cold Case
Columbo
Commander in Chief
Coupling
Cowboy Bebop
Criminal Minds
Crossing Jordan
CSI
CSI: Miami
CSI: NY
Curb Your Enthusiasm (didn't even make it one episode. HAAAAAAAAATE)
Dallas
Dancing with the Stars
Danny Phantom
Dark Angel
Dark Skies
Davinci’s Inquest
Dawson’s Creek
Dead Like Me*
Deadwood
Degrassi: The Next Generation
Designing Women
Desperate Housewives ( I need to watch this online as Nathan Fillion's on it now.)
Dexter
Dharma & Greg
Dinosaurs
Different Strokes
Dirty Jobs
Dirty Sexy Money
Doctor Who (1963 - 1986)
Doctor Who (2005)
Doctor Who (2006)
Dog The Bounty Hunter
Dog Whisperer
Dragnet
Due South
Earth 2
Emergency!
Entourage
ER
Eureka
Everwood
Everybody Loves Raymond
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Facts of Life
Family Guy*
Family Ties
Farscape
Father Ted
Fawlty Towers
Felicity
Firefly*
Flash Forward
Forever Knight
Fraggle Rock
Frasier
Freaks and Geeks
Friday Night Lights I keep meaning to but . . .
Friends
Futurama*
Get Smart
Ghost Hunters
Ghostwriter
Gilligan’s Island
Gilmore Girls
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
Greek
Green Wing
Grey’s Anatomy
Growing Pains
Gummy Bears
Gunsmoke
Hannah Montana
Happy Days
Hardcastle & McCormick
Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law*
Heroes
Highlander I missed the first season of this. Might have seen 'em all in reruns.
Highlander: The Raven
Hogan’s Heroes
Hillstreet Blues
Home Improvement
Homicide: Life on the Street
House
Hunter
I Dream of Jeannie
I Love Lucy I THINK I've seen all these.
Instant Star
Inuyasha
Invader Zim
Invasion
JAG
Jackass
Jack Of All Trades
Jeeves and Wooster
Jem
Joey
John Doe
Just Shoot Me
Keen Eddie
Knight Rider
Kolchak: The Night Stalker The Darren McGavin one not the Stuart Townshend one.)
LA Law
Land of the Lost
Laverne and Shirley
Law & Order Have done my best to see all of them but I know TNT doesn't air certain ones due to how old or how controversial the episode is.
Lexx
Life on Mars
Life With Derek
Little House on the Prairie
Lizzie McGuire
Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lost*
Lost in Space
Love, American Style
M*A*S*H Apparantly this was the music I responded to the most when I was an infant.
MacGyver
Magnum PI
Malcolm in the Middle
Mama’s Family
The Man from U.N.C.L.E
Married... With Children
Melrose Place
MI:5
Miami Vice
Millennium
Miracles
Mission: Impossible
Monk
Mork & Mindy
Murphy Brown
My Life as a Dog
My Little Pony
My Name is Earl
My So-Called Life
My Super Sweet 16
My Three Sons
My Two Dads
News Radio
NCIS
Night Court
Night Stalker The Stuart Townshend one. I didn't see many of these.
Nip/Tuck
North Shore
Numb3rs
NYPD Blue
One Tree Hill
Oz
Perry Mason
Phil of the Future
Pokemon
Poltergeist: The Legacy
Power Rangers
Prison Break
Profiler
Project Runway
Psych
QI
Quantum Leap
Queer As Folk (US)
Queer as Folk (UK)
Red Dwarf
ReGenesis
Relic Hunter
Remington Steele
Rocco’s Modern Life
Rescue Me
Road Rules
Robotech
ROME
Roseanne
Roswell
Salute Your Shorts I actually used to dog-sit for the mom of the guy who was Ugh
Saved by the Bell
Saving Grace
Scarecrow and Mrs King
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
Scrubs
Seinfeld
Sex and the City
Silver Spoons
Six Feet Under
Skins
Sliders
Slings and Arrows
Smallville
So Weird
South Park
Spaced
Space 1999
Spongebob Squarepants
Sports Night
Star Trek
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Enterprise
Stargate Atlantis
Stargate: SG-1
Starsky and Hutch
Superman
Supernatural
Surface
Survivor
Taxi
Teen Titans
That 70’s Show
That’s So Raven
The 4400
The Addams Family
The Adventures of Pete and Pete
The Andy Griffith Show
The Apprentice
The A-Team
The Avengers
The Beverly Hillbillies
The Bionic Woman
The Brady Bunch
The Colbert Report Sadly I missed the first few weeks of this amazing show
The Cosby Show
The Daily Show
The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd
The Dead Zone
The Dick Van Dyke Show
The Dresden Files
The Famous Jett Jackson
The Flintstones
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Golden Girls Thank you Lifetime
The Goodies
The Honeymooners
The Invisible Man
The Jeffersons
The Jetsons
The L Word
The Love Boat
The Lucille Ball Show
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
The Mighty Boosh
The Monkees
The Munsters
The Muppet Show*
The Mythbusters
The Nanny
The O.C.
The Office (UK)
The Office (US)
The Pretender
The Real World I'm pretty sure almost everyone in my generation saw the San Francisco season.
The Sentinel
The Shield
The Simpsons*
The Six Million Dollar Man
The Sopranos
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
3rd Rock from the Sun
Third Watch
Three’s Company
Thunderbirds are Go!
Top Gear
Torchwood
The Twilight Zone
Twin Peaks
Twitch City
Two and A Half Men
UFO
Ugly Betty
Under the Umbrella Tree
V: The Series
Veronica Mars*
The Vicar of Dibley
The Waltons
The West Wing
Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?
Whose Line is it Anyway?* (US)
Whose Line is it Anyway? (UK)
Will and Grace
Wings
Wiseguy
Without a Trace
WKRP in Cincinnati
The Wonder Years
The X-Files
Xena: Warrior Princess
You Can't Do That on Television
 

A shyness that is criminally vulgar