lol oh West Virginia.

We just went out to Wal-Mart, and on the way there, passed a house whose yard is overrun by chickens, which often live up to their name and run cheerfully out into traffic. Either their owners or their neighbours have quite the collection of Whitetrash Yard Debris™ and dirtbikes, as well, to complete the scene!

Just a bit farther down that road there is a run-down, rusty playground – metres away from an adult bookstore and stripjoint.

And then on the way back, we passed a man riding down the sidewalk on a tractor. With his dog!

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Stay classy. ♥

( Tsubasa 201. Yes. Again. I AM SORRY I AM TRYING TO STOP MY BRAIN FROM LEAKING OUT MY EARS OKAY ;~; )




Incidentally, you know your writing has completely gone off the deep end when you are doing two different series, and Fai D. fucking Flourite is one of the most sane characters in either of them.

NO I DO NOT CARE HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE ALREADY POSTED THIS MORNING.

BECAUSE. JUST.


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Are you goddamn fucking serious.

brb better go make sure my eyebrows are properly plucked.

pekori: ...Boss I am going to die laughing in about two seconds.
pekori: News items | ZDNet - Ballmer previews 'Windows Cloud' - 13 hours ago
vicious_lullaby: ...........
vicious_lullaby: APEORHGAORDHGAORDHG
pekori: "Every time there's a big new trend, a big new opportunity, we write a new operating system," Ballmer told delegates at the conference. "We're now in the process of writing a new operating system. For lack of a better term, before we announce it in four weeks, I'll call it Windows Cloud."
vicious_lullaby: .....LMFAO AND I LIKE HOW I KEYSMASHED 'APE' INTO THAT MESSAGE IS WINDOWS THE MONKEY BOSS OF THE MOUNTAIN OF MONKEYS??
pekori: LMFAO YES
vicious_lullaby: I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THIS THING OKAY
pekori: LMFAO
pekori: apparently it is also referred to as Windows 7?
vicious_lullaby: lol all I can think is just "like HELL he'd fight alongside the other guardians"
pekori: LMAO I KNOW
pekori: but I might be mixing it up with just the new OS
pekori: I don't follow windows at all because aside from the fact that I will never get a Mac, I hate MS
vicious_lullaby: omg I can't decide whether this will epically destroy every computer ever or be the most badass OS in existance
pekori: both
vicious_lullaby: GOOD CALL.
pekori: :3
vicious_lullaby: sdlfhgaoidfg I was going to name my next computer Veda but uh IT MAY HAVE TO BE MOSCA NOW INSTEAD >.>;;;;;;;

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I am so excited for this thing. For srs.

Even if it bites me/my computer to death every time I try booting up because I disturbed its nap.

Return to the internet = catching up with pathetically massive backlog of fandom! :D

( And obviously, Bleach comes first. )

re the beyond-cracked character names for season 2 of 00…

( Yes, again. Because yes, I am still laughing. )


/crack

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( EXCUSE ME I DID NOT AUTHORISE THIS. )

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And speaking of spewing crack!

For the record, I first got into 00 simply because I was shown the character names and promptly cracked the fuck up at them. (Allelujah, Lockon, I love you bbs to absolute bits but seriously what the crap.) That was really the only reason and what totally sold me on the series to begin with. XD;;;

Aaaaaaand it seems as though season 2 is going to completely fucking outdo itself.

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( Cut in case anyone considers cracked-out character names a spoiler? )

Ohhhhh Sunrise iflu. Stay cracky classy. For srs.

AFLGHSDFGH I HAVE SOMEHOW GOTTEN SO BEHIND ON FANDOMS OMG T__T

But! I am fixing that! :D

And I’m at least current with Reborn! again now~. (I think I somehow lost track around 204 cough. >.>;;;) And let’s just see if I’ve got the latest twenty or so chapters straight.

( THIS IS TOTALLY NOT SKETCHY AT AAAAAAALL~ )

No, seriously. Everybody do this. And then comment to this post and link me to your lists BECAUSE I LIKE WRITING FIC FOR PEOPLE OKAY. ♥


My own is here~. :3

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My mother :: “.......I SMELL GAS*. DDDDDD: ........*OPENS OVEN DOOR AND PROMPTLY SHOVES HER HEAD RIGHT INSIDE IT TO START SNIFFING*”

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Oh dear.

But tis a pity, really – the woman is obviously trying so hard to win herself a Darwin Award, and yet she shot her own chances for one in the foot years ago by having me.



*Also, please note that she claims to “smell gas” once every few days, out of nowhere, apparently just to have something else to throw a dramatic fit over. Much like her habit of claiming to have strokes because her legs hurt!

Nothing beats Gundam 00 crack convos at five am.

For srs.

vicious_lullaby: ...LOL oh my god, have you seen that one book that's out, "I Am America (And So Can You!)"?
queen_of_r: XDDDDD I love that book! Stephen Colbert = <3~~
vicious_lullaby: I AM GUNDAM AND SO CAN YOU!
queen_of_r: OH MY GOD YES

IT ALL STARTED FROM THERE.

And why yes I did change my display name to that thank you very much. >.>;;;


( I GOT ALL MY MEISTERS WITH ME~ )

Last night I dreamt that I was stuck in a car with Never Gonna Give You Up playing on repeat.

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I WAS RICKROLLED BY MY OWN DAMN SUBCONSCIOUS WTFFFFFFFF.

Oh my god this is why I hate/love my brain. XDXD


(And incidentally, just for the record? I have pretty much given up trying to decide how I feel about all the 00 spoilers, and am about to go reread the Celes arc of Tsubasa again instead. *smashes head into keyboard* adfkhdfhgduhgsudhgdfhl)


Oiiiiiiii oi oi.

…you know, thinking back to the concert they did at Otakon ’04 and all the random shite they yelled during it…it is suddenly no wonder that L’Arc~en~Ciel ended up doing the first OP for Gundam 00, too.

“I AM EVANGELION”…“I AM GUNDAM”…sigh.

Clearly I was doomed to fall in love with this fucking crazy show y/n? It doesn’t help that I always read their album ‘Tierra’ as ‘Tieria’ now too. >.>;;;



…but at least Lockon never claimed to be a dolphin??

( My poor laptop must hate me so much right now, considering that I have been keysmashing like crazy and just flailed so hard I almost knocked her over~~ :D )

And in short!

OHAI HAVE I EVER MENTIONED THAT THE 11TH IS MY FAVOURITE BECAUSE TRUFUCKINGFAX THEY REALLY REALLY ARE AND THIS IS PRETTY MUCH WHY. 8DDDDDDD


*A*

Strange men keep calling my phone and leaving me random voicemails to tell me to pick them up. I have no idea who in hell any of them are, and I am rather amused.

Now, my phone gets a lot of wrong numbers, but usually they’re from out state. And they almost never leave voicemails. But lately I’ve been getting a lot of wrong numbers from here in WV, and last night there was the first voicemail. And it was epic. XD;;;


Voicemail :: “*GODAWFUL COUNTRY TWANG AND SOUNDING RATHER ON THE INEBRIATED SIDE* PICK ME UP AT NINE PICK ME UP AT NINE PICK ME UP AT NINE TONIGHT PICK ME UP AT NINE KAY BYE.”
Jacey :: “…LOLWTF.”


And then this afternoon there was the second, from some other random West Virginian man I do not know!


Voicemail :: “*sounding a good deal more sober* Heyyy it's me pick me up when you get here Iloveyoubye.”
Jacey :: “…LOLWTFx2.”


I am interested to see if there’re any more. XD;;;;;;

And speaking of random wtfery!

Crazy mother :: “*out of nowhere!* I think I'm going to make porkchops for your grandparents!”
Jacey :: “...why are you telling me? o_o”
Crazy mother :: “What do you think would go good with porkchops?? 8DDD”
Jacey :: “...I BARELY EVEN REMEMBER WHAT PORKCHOPS TASTE LIKE. o__O;;;;”
Crazy mother :: “Oh... I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE CONVERSATION. T_T”
Jacey :: “e_e;”

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Please note: I have been a vegetarian for almost a decade, which she knows. I really can’t remember what porkchops taste like by now, and she also knows I don’t want anything to do with meat in general anymore because it kind of makes me nauseated. Oi.

Ahhh yes, call people you don’t know to pick you up and ask vegetarians for advice on cooking meat…pillar of good sense, that!

I ♥ people.