Just a random swede ([info]vatine) wrote,
@ 2003-12-12 17:17:00
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[ Blues Hobbits ]
Osgiliath Sam and Frodo Blues are at it again.
Sam
I don't need elfing up!
Frodo
Gandalf said we should. It can't hurt, can it?
Sam and Frodo enter the halls ov Rivendell. At the altar, Reverend Elrond is giving a rocking sermon. Elfs everywhere are chanting, singing and dancing.
Sam
*sigh* Looks incredibly bored
Elrond
I say, do you see The Lord? DO YOU SEE THE LORD!
Elfs are dancing and somersaulting everywhere

A ray of light falls on Sam's face

Sam
The fellowship!
Frodo
The fellowship?
Another ray falls on Frodo's face
Frodo
The fellowship!
Frodo and Sam head back to the BLueswagon and hitch Bill to it, slowly driving away.
Sam
So, we reform the Fellowship. Easy.
Frodo
Er, well...
Sam
You kept in contact with them, didn't you? You wrote as much in your scrolls! I was inside, you were outside, you were supposed to keep track of the Fellowship!
Frodo
Well, I, sorta, didn't.
Sam
What? You lied to me!
Frodo
No, I merely bullshitted you. Kept your spirit up, that sort of thing.

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[info]syllopsium
2003-12-16 04:42 am UTC (link)
Excellent.

Sam: What's this?
Frodo: What?
Sam: This pony! This stupid pony! Where's the Hobbit Horse? The Horse, where's the Horse?!
Frodo: I traded it.
Sam: You traded the Hobbit Horse for this?!
Frodo: No, for a barrel of Longbottom Leaf.
Sam: A barrel of Longbottom Leaf? OK, I can see that. But what the
hell is this?
Frodo: This was a bargain. I picked it up at Ferry Pony Auctions
last Spring. It's an old gypsy pony. They were practically giving them away!
Sam: Well thank you, pal. The day I get over my Prancing Pony hangover my own neighbour carries my baggage with an underfed pony!
Frodo: You don't like it?
Sam: No, I don't like it.

[Frodo taps pony on backside. Pony rears onto front legs and kicks two shifty looking southerners in the head]

Sam: Pony's got a lot of leg power.
Frodo: It's got kicking legs, from a 400 day southerner abuse hatred. It's
got pony shoes, pony bridles, pony reins...it was trained before
fussiness set in so it'll run good on regular apples. Whaddya say,
is it the new Hobbit Horse or what?

Sam: Fix the tankard holder.

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[info]vatine
2003-12-17 03:29 am UTC (link)
*snort*

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[info]vatine
2003-12-17 03:30 am UTC (link)
I was actually consideing doing a sepcies transplant on the pony and call him the "Blues Mule Bill".

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[info]syllopsium
2003-12-17 08:36 am UTC (link)
nice idea..

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