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| Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 | |
| 12:31 pm | It could've been funny and it wasn't my fault It's around noon, right? These people shouldn't be home in the middle of the day. So maybe I was using my (now broken) Dremel to obnoxiously sand bits of glass out on my balcony. And maybe once I noticed a fucking spider crawling ON me I did scream "Cocksucker" and "Motherfucker" and "You eight-legged goddamn son of a bitch get the fuck off cocksucker" or something like that. Maybe there was even a smallish gathering of children within earshot somewhere (I say 'within earshot' because I can now hear some of them repeating me like fucking parrots). It was ON me. The situation clearly called for drastic overreaction on my part. Current Mood:  nauseatedCurrent Music: vulgar parrot children |
| Monday, March 24th, 2008 | |
| 2:25 am | It can and will be a political point in the morning, I'm sure. For now though, we can be just sad. Current Mood: grieved |
| Sunday, March 23rd, 2008 | |
| 12:29 pm | If your sister told you to set up a thing online to sell crap that you made, and she bothered you about it for months, and dragged your parents into it, and her boyfriend, so then you finally fucking did it and she doesn't buy anything and recently told you she didn't really like your stuff well maybe some of it, would you be annoyed? Current Mood:  tired |
| Monday, March 17th, 2008 | |
| 7:57 pm | This is for all you Clinton people out in my state of Pennsylvania- and keep in mind, I like most of you. I actually know a lot of you, and I still like most of you. (When I'm drunk) James Carville is being unfair when he says that that middle section between Philadelphia + Pittsburgh is just like Alabama. It's worse. I went searching for the legendary Wawa made entirely out of wood, and got a little too far out into The Middle one night. This is where I saw the Klan. Interesting And Unsurprising Fun Fact- They all drive white Ford Explorers. But my point, and this is why it's for the Clinton people specifically, is that in my travels, Wawa-related or otherwise, I've found that people who are unwilling to vote for a black man, are more than happy to not vote for a woman either. Current Mood:  moody |
| Thursday, February 21st, 2008 | |
| 3:01 am | Wow, this is what I think about when a transcript from 2003 about video games is due for possibly probably no reason in less than 5 hours. this movie SUCKED. Current Mood: preoccupied Current Music: nerds |
| Thursday, January 31st, 2008 | |
| 12:36 pm | Well, I was voting for John Edwards : ( Current Mood: sadCurrent Music: sounds like the Emperor's theme... the Pope's nearby? |
| Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 | |
| 3:56 pm | If I ever end up contributing to the world's problems by breeding, and my kids turns out like, oh, I don't know, Huckabee, or Romney, or anyone vigorously applauding President Shit-For-Brains last night, I'm going to tell them that after I'm dead, I'll still watch over them, totally disappointed. Current Mood: aggravatedCurrent Music: 24 hour news... |
| Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 | |
| 6:53 pm | My Dad just asked me if he should bother watching the republican debate. I asked him if he wanted to feel smart. Put aside the humor for a moment and understand the truth behind it. Listening to most of these pinheads will boost your confidence in your intelligence and more importantly maybe, your own common sense and perception of logic and illogic. But then you might remember, as I did, that one of these idiots has to win the nomination. And that there is a real possibility that they too, might become appointed president. I have to admire Huckabee's eluding the "what would Jesus do" question in regards to the death penalty. Skillfully avoided, sir. I have to agree, evolution clearly did not have anything to do with you. Mitt Romney once again has spoken loudly and articulately without saying anything of substance. Oh wait, didn't he say yesterday he wouldn't have any Muslims in his cabinet? That may have been the most truthful thing he's ever said, and of course he tripped all over his magic underwear trying to take it back. Fred Thompson is Frankenberry. Trust me, it's bizarrely and frighteningly obvious. Current Mood:  stressedCurrent Music: CNN already replaying this craptastrophe |
| Monday, November 5th, 2007 | |
| 7:32 pm | Going in for more surgery tomorrow, about $3000 of more surgery. Grafting something to something else, I don't know, stopped listening. Debbie's out in Monterey Park with her dog, 4 cats, 7 bunnies, 3 turtles, guinea pig, boyfriend, + boyfriend's mother which has nothing to do with anything but I just wanted to see all that typed out. Current Mood:  anxiousCurrent Music: people driving way too fast over speed bumps (haha) |
| Friday, November 2nd, 2007 | |
| 1:29 pm | Oh Christ why do I do this to myself? Mitt Romney is an idiot who should have been poor - maybe then he would have learned compassion - maybe. "America's Mayor" is 9/11 dangerously delud-9/11-ed. Hey, douche-9/11-bag, stop attacking people for flaws that are first, inaccurate, and second 9/11, yours. I am seriously afraid that I have overestimated the intelligence of Americans. Current Mood: aggravatedCurrent Music: CNN |
| Thursday, October 18th, 2007 | |
| 2:56 pm | I think Santa Claus almost hit me just now. It would have been my fault, I think, but it was a fat man in a red truck stuffed into a red shirt with a white beard, and I guess some people (Santa if anyone) can be jolly while expressing their belief that a person is a stupid cunt. Some of my perio-prostho-endodonto-dentists are in Brentwood, and I like taking Coldwater Canyon back. Sure, it's bumpy, indirect, and can be very slow (there's a Larry Craig joke in here somewhere). But it's pretty, and not the 405. On one of the I'm-too-rich-to-bother-learning-how-to-d This is not a victory for the White House, or anyone else. Current Mood: sick |
| Friday, October 5th, 2007 | |
| 10:40 am | Well, it's good to know someone at The New York Times is catching up with me. Current Mood: stressed out |
| Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007 | |
| 1:56 pm | Terry Jeffrey is a jerk. If you're reading this, Terry Jeffrey, and you're not, because opinions different from yours don't even make it past your earwax, I feel obligated to tell you that, yes, you're a total jerk. The phrase "socialized healthcare" was designed to frighten uninformed people into continuing to pay appalling insurance premiums for substandard and sometimes nonexistent healthcare. And you know it. President Bush has borrowed more money from foreign governments and banks than all- yes, all- 42 previous presidents combined. He's going to ask Congress for $190 billion for his war next week. But providing healthcare to children at $35 billion over 5 years is socialized healthcare, and fiscal irresponsibility, though it's clear that you have no idea what that actually means. Get a brain, Terry Jeffrey, you and all your "commentators". Current Mood: angryCurrent Music: "Situation Room" |
| Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007 | |
| 6:25 pm | Wednesday (tomorrow) 10/3/2007 That is so totally my 10,000th day alive : ) *grumbles* still not a pirate though... arrr Current Mood: 9,999 |
| Friday, September 21st, 2007 | |
| 3:12 am | OK, this is the way it is, people. "General Betray Us" was totally funny. It was at least as funny as Bush looking under his desk for those darn weapons of mass destruction. But the punchline of the week? Condemning one page in a newspaper. Good thing nobody has anything more pressing to give their attention to. How could anyone want to attack us? We are fucking hilarious. Current Mood: sad |
| Wednesday, September 19th, 2007 | |
| 10:38 pm | I keep seeing action figure-sized Paul McCartneys out of the corner of my eye. Current Mood: stressedCurrent Music: people having a better time than me |
| Saturday, September 15th, 2007 | |
| 12:05 pm | For all the years before G.W. Bush, I've believed (loudly, at Republican conventions + gatherings) that Reagan was pretty much the worst president ever. You know I'm right. Yet now, almost every single one of those moronic (and probably anti-gay, unless in an airport-bathroom somewhere) Republicans invoke him like he was Jesus, which should tell you what good Christians they are. It just makes me wonder if our current conservative craptastrophe president is going to be right with one of his predictions after all. Will history vindicate him? If it does, I blame Reagan. Current Mood:  thoughtful |
| Friday, August 24th, 2007 | |
| 10:28 am | I have the queerest feeling... that someone is getting one year closer to thirty tomorrow.. Hmm... Current Mood: nostalgic |
| Monday, July 23rd, 2007 | |
| 5:43 pm | Oh fucking christ I just saw a commercial with the inspiring little jingle "Viva Viagra"... Not quite as horrifying as the restless leg syndrome med's "If you experience increased gambling, sexual or other intense urges call your doctor" warning. And one more thing - Mitt Romney would sell his kids' souls to be president. What, Mitt? Lighten up! Current Mood: aggravatedCurrent Music: "Countdown" |
| Sunday, July 22nd, 2007 | |
| 2:48 am | Here's why I like Rick Sanchez of CNN. Anchors are usually shown shoulders up, and Rick is no exception. Yet, somehow, he still manages to point at me. Happy Birthday (a couple days ago, yes, but I'm a procrastastrophe) Marc! I want to do two things. First, I want to approach the shortest man in the world, who I believe is 21 1/2 inches tall, and tell him to pick on somebody his own size. Second, on every Staples delivery truck, they have "I Brake For Empty Staplers" printed on the side. I'm going to follow one around with my empty stapler and see if it's true. Current Mood: sleepyCurrent Music: a little blue fan |