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Sunday, May 20th, 2007
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1:56 am - In Truth: I hurt what you hate coz you hate what i hurt
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THEN Tonight, i ran to the moon and back.
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NOW A bottle of red wine, but it's just not the same when you are on your own. Right?
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(5 corpses | kill yourself)
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| Tuesday, May 1st, 2007
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10:35 pm - Liverpool Vs Chelski
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| Saturday, January 6th, 2007
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3:49 pm - 2007 : Five more and you are fucked!
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| Thursday, November 30th, 2006
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11:39 pm
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Sitting off, in a hide again, with a long range rifle, and a fake passport, overlooking a meat market in korea.
Sick fucks.
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(21 corpses | kill yourself)
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| Thursday, June 15th, 2006
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1:47 pm
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NTS2: It was the fcuking crank sensor .... again!!!
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(kill yourself)
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| Tuesday, May 16th, 2006
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12:56 am -
* Doesn't need a name, but if it did i would call it ... it's always over
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Anyways ... a few weeks/months ago i woke up about 5AM, had no idea what i was doing, went and turned on the PC, and wrote my first ever cello piece ... went back to bed, fell back asleep, had a dream that i had woken up, gone to the PC, wrote a piece of cello music, and had gone back to bed ... hahaha.
Anyways, its kind of a shit story so i will finish it up here and now ... i got up later on that day, turned the PC on, and there was this saved file on my desktop: Cello.rns ... weird huh?
Blah.blah.blah ... i tweeked it a little bit and finally uploaded it, it's only a few minutes long so if you want to check it out go here and play the cello_001 track ... http://www.myspace.com/deadmandeluxe
Thankyou and goodnight!
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(9 corpses | kill yourself)
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| Saturday, May 13th, 2006
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11:15 pm
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When you walk through a storm hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm is a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Tho' your dreams be tossed and blown.
Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never, ever walk alone.
Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never, ever walk alone.
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(7 corpses | kill yourself)
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| Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006
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6:24 pm - Dream a dream ...
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Last night i had THE weirdest set of dreams ever ... and i mean ever!
I was involved in Part 1: some kind of ALIAS type spy drama, silenced weapons, murder, assasination, betrayal + Part 2: a ride on a bus with a girl who was trying to kill me, the girl promptly disappeared and when i went downstairs no one was driving the bus and it was about to crash, i got off the bus somehow taking control and pulling over and then found myself walking around deserted streets for a while + Part 3: the local video store which closed down over a year ago, a journey through a strange forest, meeting the entire Liverpool football club first team post match on smithdown road, talking to ex Liverpool player Milan Baros in the dressing room for ages and confessing that both me and my father had wished he has stayed at the club + Part 4: a rehearsal room, an obnoxious female drummer, black sambuca, some old friends from my school days ... all VERY dark and strange!!!
Most surprising of all is that i can recall ALL events in vivid detail ... that happens VERY rarely!!
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(kill yourself)
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| Thursday, April 27th, 2006
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6:06 pm
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NTS: Let's do something "small and powerful" she said. I thought about it a lot and my final resolve was a solo act. Today i donated my first pint of blood ... which in reflection was indeed something "small and powerful". Appreciated by one but not the other.
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(1 corpse | kill yourself)
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| Thursday, April 20th, 2006
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12:21 am - 2 kool 4 skool
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Hahahaha everyone go and check this out before they fix it!!!!
1. Go to www.google.com
2. Type in the word "failure"
3. Instead of clicking the "google search" button click the "im feeling lucky" button
4. Spread the word before it gets fixed!!!
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(5 corpses | kill yourself)
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| Thursday, April 6th, 2006
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8:10 am
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Yeah it was yesterday ... and yeah ... i missed it too!
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On Wednesday of this week which will be April 5, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be:
01:02:03 04/05/06.
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(kill yourself)
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| Saturday, March 25th, 2006
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1:02 am - Fact Hunt :
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Tuesday is named after Tiw, the saxon god of war.
Natal Cleft is another name for your ass craqck.
Ancient egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the death of a cat.
Pope John Paul I once wrote a fan letter to Pinnochio.
The original starbucks logo featured a mermaid with naked breasts.
Antarctica got its first cash point in 1998.
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(kill yourself)
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| Wednesday, March 8th, 2006
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8:42 am - Life goes on ...
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| Monday, February 27th, 2006
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12:34 am - I know you wanna click it, you know you wanna click it ... so whats the problem?
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| Friday, February 17th, 2006
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7:52 pm - Dick Cheney fires at you for 10 damage
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Most humourous SPRAY sprayed onto one of the walls in UrbanDead :
You are inside Cummins Alley Police Dept. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Pixelcat (36HP), Dave Camper (50HP), johnfords (50HP), manlyturds (50HP), Kayzar (50HP), W W W (50HP), Weazlor (50HP).
Somebody has spraypainted Dick Cheney fires at you for 10 damage onto a wall.
There are 5 zombies here.
Classic!!!!!!!! But im NOT laughing . . .
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(6 corpses | kill yourself)
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5:38 pm - She can not handle being treated the same as how she treats others
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CLASSIC VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed.
The shivering grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
THE END.
THE BRITISH VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
So far, so good, eh?
The shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less fortunate, like him, are cold and starving.
The BBC shows up to provide live coverage of the shivering grasshopper, with cuts to a video of the ant in his comfortable warm home in Hampstead with a table laden with food.
The British are stunned that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so while others have plenty.
The Liberal Party, the Respect Party, the TransvesYoung baby deeres With Starving Babies Party, the Single Lesbian One Eyed Mothers Party and the Coalition Against Poverty demonstrate in front of the ant's house.
The BBC, interrupting a Rastafarian cultural festival special from Grimsby with breaking news, broadcasts them singing "We Shall Overcome."
Ken Livingstone laments in an interview with Panorama that the ant has got rich off the backs of grasshoppers, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share".
In response, the Labour Government drafts the Economic Equity and Grasshopper Anti-Discrimination Act, retroactive to the beginning of the summer.
The ant's taxes are reassessed, and he is also fined for failing to hire grasshoppers as helpers. Without enough money to pay the fine and his newly imposed retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by Camden Council.
The ant moves to France, and starts a successful AgriBiz company [funded by the EU] (although within weeks, his business is threatened with Compulsory purchase by the state unless he marries a French ant).
The BBC later shows the now fat grasshopper finishing up the last of the ant's food, though Spring is still months away, while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he hasn't bothered to maintain it. Inadequate government funding is blamed, Diane Abbot is appointed to head a commission of enquiry that will cost £10,000,000.
The grasshopper is soon dead of a drug overdose, the Guardian blames it on the obvious failure of government to address the root causes of despair arising from social inequity. The abandoned house is taken over by a Gang of immigrant spiders, praised by the government for enriching Britain's multicultural diversity, who promptly set up a marijuana growing Operations and terrorize the community.
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(11 corpses | kill yourself)
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| Saturday, February 11th, 2006
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6:33 pm - Just humour ...
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Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men.This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere. "Beer" is used by female predators to persuade hapless male victims to go home with them.
Women only need to persuade a man to drink a few of these "beers" and then ask him home for no-strings-attached-sex, a simple approach which then renders most men helpless. After several "beers" men will have sex with even unattractive women. Often men awaken with only vague memories of the night before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened.
some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in a scam called "a relationship". In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long term servitude through a punishment known as "marriage". apparently men are much more susceptible to this scam once "beer" is administered.
Forward this warning to every male you know. And if you, or some man you know, have fallen victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women who administer it, rest assured, male support groups exist all over the country where you can discuss the ugly details of your encounter with fellow sufferers.
For your nearest support group look in the yellow pages under "golf Courses"
Take care out there
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http://onezero1.proboards44.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1139591406&page=1
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(1 corpse | kill yourself)
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| Monday, January 23rd, 2006
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3:35 pm - And the silence was deafening ...
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I feel like i just spent the last three days and nights punching myself in the face ... and no doubt she will let it drag it on for a while longer just for entertainment value.
And yet soon it will be my turn to sleep, for a week, maybe longer.
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(9 corpses | kill yourself)
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| Tuesday, January 10th, 2006
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2:57 pm - All your space are belong to us
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| Sunday, January 1st, 2006
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6:13 pm - On this day . . .
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. . . 1 January. The ancient British festival of Gogmagog, and Circumcisio Domini, the day Jesus was snipped (said to have been instituted in 487 AD). It first appeared in the English Liturgy in 1550. The Holy Prepuce, supposedly the foreskin of Jesus ('old, in bad condition and small'), was stolen in 1983 from Calcata, Italy. The Vatican was so dubious of its authenticity that writing about - or even mentioning - the Prepuce was made an excommunicable offence on 3 August 1900. There were, at one time, 12 other relics purporting to be the Holy Prepuce.
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(2 corpses | kill yourself)
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