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This is the journal of Arty "Fucking" Smokes.
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So true. [05 Jul 2006|05:37pm]
[ mood | hot ]
[ music | The Go Naturals - FUCKJJDJS ]

<td align="center"> Arty Fucking Smokes --
[adjective]:

Sexually stunning

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>
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Hahaha! [05 Jul 2006|02:45pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | dEUS - If You Don't Get What You Want ]

Your Theme Song is Born to Be Wild by Steppenwolf

"I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under"
A total independent spirit, you can't be held down or fenced in.
You crave the feeling of wind on your face... and totally freedom.

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Decent quiz with quick questions and interesting answers. [19 Aug 2005|07:46pm]
[ mood | frisky ]
[ music | Desaparecidos - Give Me the Pen ]


You're Fiji!

As calm, relaxed, and removed from life as they come, you're just so chilled out, it hurts people to see you.  Everyone aspires to be where you are, but most of them just can't put their stress away.  Little do they know that even you sometimes have inner turmoil and struggles!  For the most part, though, it's sun and fun for you, and that's the way you like it.  It's just sort of hard to get things done with all that partying.
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid
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The dull one. [18 Aug 2005|02:04pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Helen Love - Bubblegum ]

Mike
You are Mike TheCoolPerson, and you just might be
overcompensating for being a bit short. An
absolute poser, full of smooth talk and witty
quips, you appear a stud and a completely
together guy, but no-one ever sees any evidence
of this.


Which of The Young Ones are you?
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SHIT! [18 Aug 2005|01:48pm]
[ mood | surprised ]
[ music | Ray Pollard - The Drifter ]

Your word is SHIT. You are laid back and relaxed,
and most people like you. You don't especially
want to stand out from the crowd, you are
pretty happy with your lot.


Which Swear (Curse) Word Are You?
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Why wasn't I CUNT or FUCK?

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Male Intuition [16 Aug 2005|12:34am]
[ mood | spooked ]
[ music | Hot Chip - One One One ]

This was an interesting test, with no wrong answers, just some very weird questions. If question 15 doesn't make your hair stand on end, then there is something wrong with you.Resultsamundo )

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Zombies don't really exist. Do they? [15 Aug 2005|06:31pm]
[ mood | frisky ]
[ music | Arctic Monkeys - A Certain Romance ]

ZOMBIE meme )

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Quiz looked promising, but was dull. [14 Aug 2005|04:46pm]
[ mood | crappy ]
[ music | The Id - Those Ever-Lovin Baby Blues ]

Sex with me is 95% hellish )

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My journal is NOT scary. I am not an Goth. [11 Aug 2005|04:26pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | Everyday Hudson - Laugh, Funny Face ]

My journal is as scary as a sock-puppet

How Skary is YOUR journal?

and...
Your Mood Ring is Purple

Sensual
Clear mind
Purpose is known


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I'm happy. (But for how long?) [11 Aug 2005|11:05am]
[ mood | miserable ]
[ music | Maximo Park - Acrobat ]


You're one happy person!!
You love your life! There are few things that make you sad. You are lucky!! A lot of people desire that kind of feeling. Keep on smiling. Take the quiz: "Do you smile because you are happy or because you don't want people to know that you are hurting?"


(Atrocious spelling errors corrected)
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COCKtail [10 Aug 2005|05:51pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | BBLB ]

How to make a twattitude
Ingredients:

5 parts success
3 parts crazyiness
7 and a quarter inches of fat cock
5 parts energy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge!

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"Sorry kid. You're just too darn loud". [07 Aug 2005|05:35am]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | Talking Heads - This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody) ]

I'm not a huge fan, actually.
My Bloody Valentine
You Are...My Bloody Valentine.
You tend to be a bit distant and reclusive. You are
a leader as opposed to being a follower. You
are a perfectionist and pay very close
attention to detail. You have the tendency to
be lazy, which sometimes get's in the way of
you achieving whatever it is you may be trying
to perfect. You don't really care about what's
typically looked upon as the norm. You really
don't care about what people think about you at
all, or at least so you try and make it seem.
You care most about just being yourself.


what Creation Records band are you? (complete with text and images)
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Stalkers R Us. [04 Aug 2005|10:45pm]
[ mood | bastard ]
[ music | BB ]

artysmokes's LJ stalker is milkfingers!
milkyfingers is stalking you because she wants your massive cock. Up her arse.



LiveJournal Username:


LJ Stalker Finder
From Go-Quiz.com
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Bush is a cunt. [29 Jul 2005|09:22pm]
[ mood | surprised ]
[ music | BB eviction ]

Jeff Buckley
70 depth, 38 controversy ,69 talent
Incredible songwriter and touchingly soulful. Jeff was a great person, and so are you it seems.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 89% on deepness
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You scored higher than 67% on controversy
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You scored higher than 96% on musicianship
Link: The Which Musician Am I? Test written by loveisthelaw on Ok Cupid

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Fascinating Character Defects. [29 Jul 2005|02:37am]
[ mood | intrigued ]
[ music | The Stone Roses - I Am The Resurrection (Jon Carter Remix) ]

"The Personality Defect Test will provide an accurate analysis of your true personality, but it will do so in a manner that is very insulting, cynical, and intentionally humorous."
Some of the questions were difficult to answer as I am kind of bipolar. I was actually quite nervous when I clicked for my results.Honesty is interesting. )

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I'm a goth girl. [24 Jul 2005|11:53pm]
[ mood | determined ]
[ music | 22 Modern Lovers - Hospital ]

You scored as Goth.

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Goth

81%

Slut

75%

Popular Bitch

63%

Hippy

56%

Nerdy Girl

44%

Athletic Tomboy

44%

Loser

44%

Preppy Girl

25%

What type of girl are you?!!
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No alarms and no surprises here. [24 Jul 2005|02:33pm]
[ mood | twunted ]
[ music | F1 ]

Apologies in advance for the awful spelling/punctuation in these results.
You scored as Emo. Your Totaly Emo!

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Emo

70%

Goth

45%

Trendy

40%

Prepy

35%

Rocker, Mosher

30%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev

20%

Skater

10%

What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
created with QuizFarm.com

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Half weird, half normal. [24 Jul 2005|01:18am]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | Serge Gainsbourg - Bonnie and Clyde (avec B.B.) ]

The questions in this quiz are a bit..... weird.

You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!

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Some good jokes in this quiz. Accurate result too. [22 Jul 2005|11:13pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Bloc Party - She's Hearing Voices ]

the Wit

(56% dark, 34% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that 'the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 54% on dark

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You scored higher than 0% on spontaneous

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You scored higher than 18% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating

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For those about to rock. [22 Jul 2005|11:09pm]
[ mood | complacent ]
[ music | The Beatle-ettes - Only Seventeen ]

Not particularly good fun.

The Veteran
You scored 84%!
You've picked up the majority of the classic rock basics. You probably have a classic rock collection and can sing along with most of the songs on your local radio station. This is not the highest score, but it is arguably the best: that subtle combination of impressive knowledge and not being a pretentious geek.




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 29% on notes
Link: The BASIC classic rock Test written by allmydays on OkCupid Free Online Dating

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