Sunshine

blogthings i don't think i've done before, but who can remember, really

Oct. 15th, 2007 at 6:31 PM

Dwight Schrute: FIRE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Phyllis: You say that every week.
Dwight Schrute: DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!
Oscar: Relax.
( Dwight Schrute: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BURN VICTIM!? )

Mood: bored
Music:random greatness on itunes

oh...my God

Oct. 12th, 2007 at 2:42 PM

okay so one of, if not my number one (i never thought that "sweet child o mine" would die in my eyes and maybe it'll come back one day, but right now, kinda dunzo with it for a while) favorite song of all time is "stranglehold" by TED NUGENT, and that is in caps for a reason.

you see, for it being such a dear song to me, some of the words i could never make out to feel 100% sure i was, indeed, singing the right lyrics. so i went to azlyrics.com and searched stranglehold.

lyrics came up, some for songs with the same title by different bands. but the very top link was for "tool - stranglehold". now, if you've ever been to the site, you know they put the beginning of the song below the link, i guess in case you don't know the artist and only part of the song, you might recognize it. i see the lyrics and...it's TED NUGENT'S lyrics. mind you, there was no link for "ted nugent - stranglehold". nope, just tool and then some other songs...

..."stranglehold" isn't a tool song. it's cool that they covered it and i might even check it out. but for fuck's sake.

Mood: sick
Music:"Stranglehold" - The Nuge

a variety of blogthings...woo wooooo

Oct. 8th, 2007 at 5:58 PM

( Whitney: Oh, you're going to Ketchup? How romantic!...so, are you going to ketchup on old times, or ketchup on recent times? )

Mood: chipper
Music:random awesomeness in my itunes

sooo me

Sep. 21st, 2007 at 5:29 PM

You Scored an A

You got 10/10 questions correct.

It's pretty obvious that you don't make basic grammatical errors.
If anything, you're annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs.
As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they're only human.
And it's humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes.

The It's Its There Their They're Quiz

Mood: chipper
Music:my myspace playlist

i'm baaaaaaaack and i'm better than ever...

Aug. 30th, 2007 at 7:40 PM

thanks to beth for some of these :)

( blogthings...werd. )

Mood: tired
Music:nothing

fuck you, myspace, and the horse you rode in on

Jul. 19th, 2007 at 5:05 PM

*WARNING* the following rant will be rife with inappropriate language, especially the frequent dropping of the f-bomb

for the last two fucking weeks, for some mysterious fucking reason, i have not been able to log in to the stupid fucking myspace page i have that i didn't even really fucking want in the first place. one day i was able to log in and after a week of not logging into it because i don't even really want it, i am unable to log in. i tried changing the fucking password even tho i'm perfectly happy with the one i have, in an attempt to fix this stupid fucking issue. it tells me my email isn't on record. WHAT??? my page is still there, not tampered with. i haven't spammed people out of my control. i'm even still getting notifcation emails ON THE EMAIL ADDRESS THEYRE SAYING DOESN'T EXIST IN THEIR SYSTEM. fucking myspace "technical support" couldn't even support a fucking fruit fly's nutsack because the most they've done is send me a generic fucking email requesting the EXACT INFORMATION I GAVE THEM WHEN I CONTACTED THEM. i hate this fucking website.

FUCK MYSPACE.

Mood: pissed off
Music:"Futuresex/Lovesounds" - Justin Timberlake

some stolen and some honest gotten gains

Jun. 22nd, 2007 at 5:03 PM

Red: What the hell kind of a world are we living in? "Hey, let's date other people!" "Hey, let's date other people but ditch them in the parking lot and do it in a car!" That's enlightened? In my day we called them degenerates and we stoned them. With big rocks.
Kitty: Oh, you did not.
( Red: Well, we should have. )

Mood: cheerful
Music:"The Sweet Escape" - Gwen Stefani

100 questions about meeee

Jun. 19th, 2007 at 11:29 PM

Jake: Alright, fine. Why don't you tell me your wildest fantasy?

( Elliot: Ok, fine. You're a mexican apple thief. I run the cider house. I catch you hiding behind the stone mill. You chase me into the tasting room. Oh, if there's a crow in there, fine. If not, I can live with it. Anyway, we're all alone. You don't speak a word of english, but you teach me more about hard cider than I ever learned from my fermenting exams. And our passion is so loud that they can hear all the way in the distillery. Oh God, I can be such an apple slut. )

Mood: indescribable
Music:the rain outside

stolen stuff woo woo

Jun. 19th, 2007 at 5:51 PM

JD: Have you guys been fake laughing at my jokes? Be honest. I promise absolutely no ramifications.
Keith: Well, we've been kind of fake laughing.
( JD: Keith, I hope you die a violent death and bugs eat your corpse. )

Mood: happy
Music:"Cross Road" - Bon Jovi

meme #3 (AKA the "one word answer" meme)

Jun. 9th, 2007 at 7:30 PM

( Miranda: I know you're probably busy, having mind-blowing sex right now, but I feel that you need to know your good friend - Miranda Hobbes - has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You'll probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic. )

Mood: calm
Music:"Breakaway" - Kelly Clarkson

meme #2

Jun. 9th, 2007 at 7:27 PM

Miranda: I just don't get it. Why do men get skidmarks? Is it laziness or are they just in a rush?
Carrie: I don't know, but whatever it is it goes hand in hand with urinating on the seat.

( Miranda: I tell you one thing: when your boyfriend is so comfortable he can't be bothered to wipe his ass, that's the end of romance right there. )

Mood: calm
Music:"Breakaway" - Kelly Clarkson

meme #1

Jun. 9th, 2007 at 7:19 PM

Charlotte: Imagine, being blind and not being able to see a beautiful day like today. Can you think of anything worse?

( Anthony: Stonewashed jeans and a matching jacket. )

Mood: calm
Music:"Breakaway" - Kelly Clarkson

stolen stuffs from Ash

Jun. 7th, 2007 at 4:27 PM

Millie: You're high!
Lindsay: How could you tell?
( Millie: I know what high people look like. I went to a Seals and Crofts concert last summer. )

Mood: happy
Music:"The Dutchess" - Fergie

baseball meme stolen from beth, who's a dirty thief herself

Jun. 7th, 2007 at 4:08 PM

Millie: I heard about what she does in the yearbook darkroom.
Lindsay: What? She does what? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Millie: She does it.
Lindsay: What do you mean, it?

( Millie: She fornicates it! )

Mood: amused
Music:"The Dutchess" - Fergie

fun with meme's

Jun. 7th, 2007 at 3:49 PM

Daniel: Hey, knock it off, Blondie. You're gonna blow the speakers.

( Kim: Oh I'm sorry, Grandpa. I'll try not to blow anything of yours anytime soon. )

Mood: content
Music:"The Dutchess" - Fergie

(mostly) stolen from the nearly 25 Beth

May. 31st, 2007 at 5:49 PM

( john cena is so fine, i'd let him fuck me until i forgot what year it was )

Mood: amused
Music:"B'Day" - Beyonce

and we're counting down...

May. 28th, 2007 at 8:05 PM

Sam: Cindy is not abnormal.
Bill: Yeah? She cut the cheese.
Neal: Oh my god.
Sam: That's not funny.
Bill: I heard it, man, I swear. She blamed it on the chair. But she cut the cheese.
Sam: Well some chairs make weird noises.What kind of a chair was it?
Bill: I don't know. Vinyl?
Sam: Vinyl chairs always squeak.

( Bill: It wasn't a squeak. It was the sound of cheese being cut. )

Mood: good
Music:"The Sweet Escape" - Gwen Stefani

three cheers for stolen stuff

May. 27th, 2007 at 7:35 PM

( Kim Kelly: Are you calling me irrational? Because I'll tear your head off, Daniel. I'll tear your head off and I'll throw it over that fence. )

Mood: happy
Music:"Katharine McPhee" - Katharine McPhee

survey and lots of blogthings

May. 11th, 2007 at 12:58 AM

Dr. Kelso: Perry, I am sick and tired of listening to people complain about being called fatties, dummies, boozers, losers, winos, tubbos, tokers, smokers and jamokers. Whatever the hell jamokers means.
( Dr. Cox: I was actually saying 'jokers' and I had coffee cake in my mouth. )

Mood: good
Music:"Light Grenades" - incubus

more random surveys cause bordom, she does suck

May. 8th, 2007 at 12:27 AM

( Dr. Cox: You, my friend, look so damn leathery, I'm honestly tempted to wrap you around a baseball, cinch you up with a belt and stick you under my mattress so that you're good and broken in for the big game on Sunday. But since I'm here to heal not judge, I'm gonna go ahead and write you a couple of prescriptions. You'll find that this first one is for an extra large mallet to help you pound some sense into yourself. The second one is for a big, floppy hat that you're now to wear every single time you leave the house. Have a great day. You look like a purse. )

Mood: bored
Music:"He Wasn't" (on repeat) - Avril Lavigne

Advertisement