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  • Dec. 4th, 2005 at 7:56 PM
triggur
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I stole [info]cargoweasel's purse (-30 points).  In March I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).  In September I put money in [info]unclekage's expired parking meter (14 points).  In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points).  Last week I didn't flush (-1 points)

Overall, I've been nice (677 points).  For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
triggur

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[info]giza wrote:
Dec. 5th, 2005 03:56 am (UTC)

What did that poor elevator ever do to you?
(no subject) - [info]triggur - Dec. 5th, 2005 04:00 am (UTC) Expand
[info]artemisukkat wrote:
Dec. 5th, 2005 09:39 am (UTC)
Why is it that if I type in the word "Penis" your name is filled in every spot? XD;
(no subject) - [info]artemisukkat - Dec. 5th, 2005 09:42 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [info]triggur - Dec. 5th, 2005 10:32 am (UTC) Expand
[info]heddalee wrote:
Dec. 5th, 2005 12:05 pm (UTC)
I <3 this meme so much. I ran it obsessively and posted it on LJs from here (Oregon) to Bangalore. I think it made me feel better because my birthday is coming up and it was bothering me today, and the Santa quiz gave me a chance to step into my Canada-dominating, brussel sprouts-eating younger self.
Thank you!
[info]heddalee wrote:
Dec. 5th, 2005 05:07 pm (UTC)
Why is giving someone a Dutch Oven negative points? [info]wanderingcherie suggested it might be code for something?
(no subject) - [info]triggur - Dec. 5th, 2005 05:10 pm (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [info]heddalee - Dec. 5th, 2005 05:13 pm (UTC) Expand
[info]melovepippin wrote:
Dec. 5th, 2005 08:22 pm (UTC)
ahoy hoy

well, just wanted to let you know that you were in my letter to sant twice

and i have no clue as to who you are
*scratches head*
yeah
...


this is awkward

*thumbs up*
cait
(no subject) - [info]triggur - Dec. 6th, 2005 12:27 am (UTC) Expand
[info]sublibrarian wrote:
Dec. 6th, 2005 12:22 am (UTC)
just saying hello, as you seemed to have been the lucky recipient of my bone marrow...
love the santa letter idea (and laughed my ass off over the dutch oven bit)

cheers!!

(no subject) - [info]triggur - Dec. 6th, 2005 12:26 am (UTC) Expand
[info]zebster wrote:
Dec. 6th, 2005 02:46 am (UTC)
I set your puppy on fire.

I apologize.
[info]soleil_kitty wrote:
Dec. 6th, 2005 06:52 am (UTC)
hi! *waves* i don't know you (yet) but i've written a letter too, and according to this letter you and i have been rather busy together XDDD
that's why i wanted to say "hi". at least.
(no subject) - [info]triggur - Dec. 6th, 2005 08:25 am (UTC) Expand
[info]elinstylez wrote:
Dec. 6th, 2005 07:41 am (UTC)
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In October I stole [info]triggur's purse (-30 points). In February on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In May I didn't flush (-1 points).

Overall, I've been nice (553 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
elinstylez

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[info]_coffee_bean_ wrote:
Dec. 6th, 2005 08:26 am (UTC)
Uh, hi! I did that Santa thing to, and it led me to you...weird, huh?


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In September I set [info]triggur's puppy on fire (-66 points). In January I didn't flush (-1 points). In April I turned [info]triggur in for spitting (3 points). Last Thursday I gave [info]triggur a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-145 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
_coffe_bean_

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tracey1987 wrote:
Dec. 6th, 2005 12:14 pm (UTC)
hi i've pushed you in the mud...i'm sorry...i'm a nice person really....
[info]lisamwitt wrote:
Dec. 6th, 2005 05:16 pm (UTC)
Hey. Apparently I helped you across the street... but alas I still got a moldy sandwhich.
(no subject) - [info]triggur - Dec. 6th, 2005 06:05 pm (UTC) Expand
snapelovesme wrote:
Dec. 6th, 2005 08:16 pm (UTC)
Really Freaky
I don't know you...yet your name came up on my results for this santa thing...just thought I'd let you know...odd...sounds crazy now.
Re: Really Freaky - [info]triggur - Dec. 6th, 2005 08:18 pm (UTC) Expand
Re: Really Freaky - (Anonymous) - Dec. 6th, 2005 08:20 pm (UTC) Expand
Re: Really Freaky - [info]triggur - Dec. 6th, 2005 08:22 pm (UTC) Expand
renardius wrote:
Dec. 7th, 2005 04:01 am (UTC)
It times out when I try it.
(no subject) - [info]triggur - Dec. 7th, 2005 04:03 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - renardius - Dec. 7th, 2005 06:39 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [info]jon_a_ross - Dec. 10th, 2005 07:31 pm (UTC) Expand
[info]ll_cool_rob wrote:
Dec. 7th, 2005 03:34 pm (UTC)
I want to make a meme but I don't know how to query a friends list. Could you point me to some documentation? Thanks!
(no subject) - [info]triggur - Dec. 12th, 2005 04:18 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [info]ll_cool_rob - Dec. 12th, 2005 12:52 pm (UTC) Expand
[info]alex_li5 wrote:
Dec. 8th, 2005 04:27 am (UTC)
OMG Not fair! Santa...spanked me (cry)
[info]cynfule wrote:
Dec. 9th, 2005 03:04 am (UTC)
Hi
Somehow, you ended up in my letter to Santa. It seems that Last Monday, I helped you to see the light....though it is not clear what light. So, since I get the credit for helping you, I just wanted to say Hi, and I hope you have a happy holiday, and I am sure that it will be bright, with you having seen the light and all.
Re: Hi - [info]cynfule - Dec. 9th, 2005 03:07 am (UTC) Expand
Re: Hi - [info]triggur - Dec. 12th, 2005 04:39 am (UTC) Expand
[info]neko_bakuretsu wrote:
Dec. 9th, 2005 04:15 am (UTC)
hello, um just wondering why you are still alive... seems I commited genocide and killed you... and donating a kidney didn't keep me from getting a spanking :(
[info]alwaysinrepair wrote:
Dec. 10th, 2005 02:22 am (UTC)
its messed up
[info]dizziana wrote:
Dec. 10th, 2005 04:16 am (UTC)
In reading through everyone else's comments, it appears as if you are having issues. It's a really cute meme and I love it, and all of my friends have theirs posted and I don't get to join in the fun just yet.

Best of luck to you in fixing things!!

-Diana
(no subject) - [info]triggur - Dec. 12th, 2005 04:19 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [info]dizziana - Dec. 12th, 2005 09:47 pm (UTC) Expand
[info]omfg_what_a_hoe wrote:
Dec. 12th, 2005 11:41 pm (UTC)
sorry for pushing you in the mud
(no subject) - [info]triggur - Dec. 12th, 2005 11:57 pm (UTC) Expand
(Anonymous) wrote:
Dec. 13th, 2005 01:59 am (UTC)
Santa letter.
Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, Triggur (-5000 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In May I gave Triggur a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Wednesday I pulled Triggur's hair (-5 points). In April I bought porn for Triggur (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5101 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
The evil dude.

im sorry im so evil, it seems i dont like u very much, even thou im sure ur a very nice horsy. i like horsys. wats genocide by the way, cuse apparently its pretty bad. At least i didnt by u porn this time! Why is porn negitive? im sure most people enjoy seeing hot girls getting laid.
Re: Santa letter. - (Anonymous) - Dec. 13th, 2005 02:00 am (UTC) Expand
spiritux wrote:
Dec. 13th, 2005 07:00 pm (UTC)
;)
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [info]triggur's purse (30 points). In May I put money in [info]triggur's expired parking meter (14 points). In November I helped [info]triggur hide a body (-173 points). Last Monday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In September [info]triggur and I robbed a bank (-50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-255 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
spirit

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Re: ;) - spiritux - Dec. 13th, 2005 07:07 pm (UTC) Expand
[info]arcony wrote:
Dec. 13th, 2005 08:21 pm (UTC)
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I pulled over and changed [info]triggur's flat tire (15 points). Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]triggur (-5000 points). Last month I gave [info]triggur a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Saturday I turned [info]triggur in for eating carbs (3 points). Last Tuesday I pushed [info]triggur in the mud (-17 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5004 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
arcony

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[info]pandorasjoy wrote:
Dec. 17th, 2005 11:38 pm (UTC)
I've been gypped!
So how come you got only 677 points and ended up with a pony, and I got like 1240 points and all I got was a lego set? *pouts*

I demand that you give me your pony.
Re: I've been gypped! - [info]triggur - Dec. 17th, 2005 11:41 pm (UTC) Expand
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