Thankee!
w00t for the awesomeness that is math days :)
and yes, i tried to time stamp this to 3.14159. :)
- Place:my classroom
- Feeling:
discontent
Or alternatively you can ask me a question, any question and I will answer it. Comments Screened unless you tell me not to. Anonymous comments allowed. And I will answer your question even if it is insulting and trollish with the same consideration I give everyone else.
Comments are also screened. If I can recall how to turn off the IP logger I will, but don't worry, I don't know ya'lls ip's anyhow, so it's not like it matters. Anon commenting is ok.
Note: I take NO responsibility for the questions you ask! If you ask me things like "that one time, behind the bungalow on the beach of San Clemente... did you mean that?" be prepared to get answers like "No, that was just the tequila talking".
Odds are all questions will remain secret - but I retain the right to make them public. YOUR NAME WILL NOT BE MADE PUBLIC, unless you specifically say I can in your questions. The answers will come out as one long post, or not, depending on how many questions I get. But I doubt I'll get much, so no worries.
- Feeling:
amused
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ETA:
grrr, i cant find the page that had the original linkage, and it worked on the preview but not anymore.
whatever. I am "elinor dashwood" was the results, though. :)
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Guh.
I wandered over to journalfen, as I didn't want to work on stuff, and so avoided it by "hey, let's see what Fandom_Wank's been up to?"
And find this.
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fand
Oh. My. God.
My brain is just guh-fied. This is the crazy.
I was sitting there, laughing and then realized...these people, tonya, rose, whatever - they actually seem to believe this whack!
Now I just feel disturbed, and wonder if I should be more careful in where I drive and who I talk to. :)
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anyone want to meet for lunch tomorrow?
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Recoilless rifles - aren't.
Suppressive fires - won't.
You are not Superman.
A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.
Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.
There is no such thing as a perfect plan.
Five second fuses always burn three seconds.
There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.
The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.
The easy way is always mined.
Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.
If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.
When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.
Incoming fire has the right of way.
No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.
If the enemy is within range, so are you.
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.
Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both.
Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.
Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.
Tracers work both ways.
If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take.
When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right.
Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.
Military Intelligence is a contradiction.
Weather ain't neutral.
If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed toward you.
The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.
Napalm is an area support weapon.
Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone.
Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The one item you need is always in short supply.
Interchangeable parts aren't.
When in doubt, empty your magazine.
The side with the simplest uniforms wins.
If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.
One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.
A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.
The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.
When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.
To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.
When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.
The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.
A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
If you survive an ambush, something's wrong.
Happiness is a belt fed weapon.
C-4 can make a dull day fun.
If you think you'll die, don't worry you won't.
Near death, but still alive? There is nothing wrong with physics. God doesn't like you.
..heehee. A friend has this on thier buddy profile, and it's funny.
Bears vs Colts, baby! Only issue - neither of the teams will know what to do with the hot weather!!! LOLZ!
- Feeling:
ecstatic - Hearing:Superbowl Shuffle, yo!!!!


