Gah! Stupid LJ. I tried to post this last night, like, two seconds before LJ went down. Anyway, since it's that time of the year, thought I'd post some Halloween type fic.

Title: Tainted
Genre: Original Fiction/Erotic Horror
Rating: R
Word Count: 4382
Warnings: Vampire blood play, sex between women, some violence
Summary: Since she was a little girl, Jennifer had been warned to never go into ‘the city’.

( Tainted )

With the new job I am now commuting by bus which means - reading time!! And dude, I've been going through books like they're going out of style! I claim not to be any sort of literary genius. I like what I like and I don't like what I don't like.

I started out with a bunch of genre stuff. Lured by covers of hot chicks and promises of supernatural sexiness, only to be disappointed again and again and again. Is it so wrong to want a sexy female action hero who actually has sex?

( Stuff I've Read - 8 Books Including One That Made Me Wanna Punch The Author In The Face! )

Title: Melt
Fandom: Law & Order: SVU
Pairing: Alex/Olivia
Rating: Mature
Word Count: 1314
Summary: Alex hasn’t seen Olivia in years.
A/N: This was supposed to be for the passion_perfect Love and Sex-a-thon, but I kinda missed the boat on that one. And, wow, has it seriously been a long time since I've written for *these* two. Oh Butchy McFabulous, how I've missed thee!

( Alex had forgotten how much she’d missed Olivia’s fingers )

x-posted to passion_perfect

Title: Women's Jedi Club
Fandom: Women's Murder Club
Genre: AU, Action, Romance
Pairing: Jedi Lindsay Boxer/Padawan Cindy Thomas
Rating: Mature
Word Count: 3320
Summary: Two hundred years after the events in 'Return of the Jedi', the Galaxy is in chaos and a new darkness is growing. When women of the fractured Jedi Order are murdered, exiled Jedi Lindsay Boxer is brought back into the fold to help solve the case with the help of a few old friends, and a new one.

( Star Wars: Episode IV - Women's Murder Club )

x-posted to passion_perfect

Inspired by zennie's porntastic TSCC fic and just in time for your season two viewing party. Hopefully, the Sarah Connor model will be complete before you begin your holiday shopping. As you know, we here at Butch in a Box, personally test each model to guarantee the utmost quality you expect from BiaB and our testers, mainly me, have been putting the Sarah model through the ringer!

( BiaB Presents - Cameron In A Box )

I wish I could have something coherent and semi-intelligible to say about this. Because, really, a musical with nothing but Abba songs = me a squealing fangirl that makes the batshit Twilight fans look sane! I do have one thing to say about Amanda Seyfriend -

Dear Lindsay Lohan,

Thank you for tanking your career by turning into a coked-out party girl. Three years and just as many High School Musicals ago, this role would have totally gone to you. Now that most of Hollywood won't touch you with a ten foot pole, the role went to your Mean Girls co-star Amanda Seyfried, who's been quietly and successfully creating the career many thought you would have. I don't begrudge you a happy and healthy recovery, or eternal happiness with your rat-faced girlfriend but, seriously, who knew Lily Kane could sing and look really, *really* hot doing it!

To the jackass sitting in front of me during The Dark Knight who kept checking his messages on his Blackberry, even after I told him to knock it off? Be glad I'm a pacifist 'cuz I came about *this* friggin' close to kicking you in the neck!

Hopefully those of you who haven't seen it will get the opportunity to see it in an audience *not* filled with jackasses too inconsiderate to be raised in a barn because it really is a *great* movie. But, be warned, it's *long*. Or maybe it just felt longer because I kept getting knocked out of the movie going experience by some jackass who thought a darkened movie theater is an appropriate place to check his messages!

So, Monday was my birthday and how did I decide to treat myself? By buying porn. Okay, technically, the Birds of Prey DVD set isn't porn. But if it had been, it'd probably still be on the air today!

The other title I purchased? Unfaithful 2, because, you know, Unfaithful 1 left *soo* many unanswered questions. I reviewed the first movie a little over a year ago. Now, a year and a half after its European release, the sequel is finally available in the US.

( So, Was It Worth The Wait? Spoiler Warning and Probably NSFW )

In case you hadn't heard, Joss Whedon got bored during the writer's strike and decided to make a musical, and put it on the internet for everyone to see. It stars Neil Patrick Harris, Nathon Fillion and some chick who's name I forget and I'm too lazy to go and look it up.

Sadly, each act is only up for a week. So go watch now before it goes away and you'll have to pay for it!

Title: Dirty Deeds
Fandom: xover – Bionic Woman/Gossip Girl
Pairing(s): The whole enchilada and then some - Sarah/Georgina, Sarah/Serena, Georgina/Jamie, Sarah/Jamie, implied Serena/Blair
Rating: Mature for smut, smut, plot, smut, plot, smut.. between women!
Word Count: 10065
Warning: If you've been reading, you know what the warning's for!
Summary: Sometimes, a bad girl just wants to get laid. Sometimes, she just wants to take over the world. Sarah and Georgina plan to do both. Sequel to 'Sick & Beautiful' and 'Payback's A Bitch'.

( Oh please. I wanna drag you down to the Dark Side but even *I* had no idea that you had *that* in you. )

*sigh* I think I've found my crack!fic OTP!

Title: Payback's A Bitch (and so is Georgina Sparks)
Fandom: xover – Bionic Woman/Gossip Girl
Pairing: Sarah/Georgina, Georgina/Jamie, implied Sarah/Serena
Rating: Mature, definitely Mature
Word Count: 2107
Warning: For all the bad, sexy things you'd expect to happen between Sarah and Georgina!
Summary: Sarah thinks she's the one in control in this relationship. Georgina proves otherwise.

( She was a bionic woman with a bionic pussy. )