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- That was sooo fun! Work, but fun. Ah, like old times. #
- Lambic, SNL, computering then bed. #
- I was in the shower for an hour and a half. Now, I’m debating whether it is breakfast or lunch time. Either way, must nom. #
- Fried chicken and football. I feel so butch. #
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Originally published at http://www.tousledelegance.net.- Watch me on Match Game XXX in, um, about 5 minutes at http://rude.com/ls/D6R4hzU93z4. Free to play along too. Prize is VIP Membership. #
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Originally published at http://www.tousledelegance.net.- I’m on Match Game this Sat 7pm EST, in my Boris Badenov costume. Come watch & play along! Win stuff! Details @ http://tousledelegance.net #
- I’m on Match Game XXX Sat 7pm EST, in my Boris Badenov costume. Come watch & play along! Win stuff! Details @ http://tousledelegance.net #
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Originally published at http://www.tousledelegance.net.I am a panelist on Match Game XXX this Saturday October 11th at 7pm Eastern (and it is my birthday, woohoo). I’ll be dressed as villain Boris Badenov from Rocky & Bullwinkle. (I look sexy in a moustache!) So, if you don’t mind some tits, asses and cocks on your screen, come watch and even play along!!! You can win a VIP Membership to Rude.com and see a whole bunch of hot stuff for free.The show is free to watch, but you’ll need to create an account, which is also free to do! I get commission for referring you, so please sign-up @ http://www.rude.com/TousledElegance?joinThe direct link to view the show is http://rude.com/ls/D6R4hzU93z4, or you can find it under Live Shows > Sponsored Group Shows. The loverly TrinitySaij hosts.
Originally published at http://www.tousledelegance.net.Have I mentioned my “issues” with Symmetry? If not, briefly, I feel very
uncomfortable looking at things that are not visually balanced. If I do
something to one side, I absolutely have to do exactly the same thing on the
other. My furniture arrangement is a great example of that- bed in the
center, end tables on each side. Manic, I know.
I also have a “thing” about texture. I cannot stick my hand inside of a
chicken to prepare it for cooking. It has little to do with knowing what is
in there, but moreso the *feel* of it. It literally makes me shudder.
Peeling garlic also has a similar effect.
When it comes to food, I am not quite so freaked out. I don’t mind my eggs
sunny side up, however, I cannot handle the runny texture of oysters. Other
than that, I’ll eat almost anything that isn’t spicy or still alive.
There are textures I really, really like too. I love to roll all over satin
sheets naked and I wiggle my toes around gleefully in fuzzy socks. I enjoy
petting cats for the same reason. Soft, sleek, fluffy = pleasant sensation
for me- not just physically, but mentally. Here’s an odd one though… If I
see a patch of moss growing on a rock or the ground, I have a hard time not
touching it. It is just so springy with a gentle definition to it. I can’t
resist. To me, it doesn’t feel like it is alive, but it is this living thing
attached to something else. Fascinating.
I have aural obsessions too… the sound of people fucking, pick scrapes on
the guitar \m/, songs with fake words sung in 3 or more harmonies (i.e. from
oldies like Rama-lama-ding-dong, Wah-wah-wah, Shooby-Doo, Doo-wop, Sha-sha,
Dip-da-dip-da-dip), that ka-chunk-ka-chunk break down guitar part during the
bridge in emo music (Face To Face is one of my favourite bands), waterfalls,
bubbling/boiling, wind. These are all good things to my ears. Bad things are
cicadas, crying, children playing, snoring, car horns, burping/vomiting,
clocks ticking.
Then there are the scents… Like: lilacs, cookies, bread, pot roast, fresh
fruit, fire, clean linens, tea, coffee. Dislike: dog, gasoline,
rain/earthworms, hospitals, booze, berries, cologne, soil, basements,
rubber. I’ve noticed people smell like their houses, which can be good or
bad.
Suffice it to say I have a lot of quirks?
- Don’t care for the style of last nights debate. Also, would still like candidates to ANSWER questions & detail their actual PLANS. #
- Hate coworkers insinuations and condescending. Say what you really mean, but with tact. #
- Mmm, I could eat nothing but crescent rolls for dinner. Could, but shouldn’t. #
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Originally published at http://www.tousledelegance.net.I very rarely ask for shit and I feel kind of weird posting this, but here goes… I know times are tough and money is tight for a lot of people, but if you were thinking of getting me a little something for my birthday, here are a few things I’d love to have, in order of preference:
- something from My Amazon Wishlist
- membership to: TastyTrixie.com or AdorableAudrey.com
- a paid Livejournal account
- full version of Webcam Max software
- Flickr paid account
- Trillian Pro- egift certificates (i.e. Hot Topic, Amazon, Target, Sephora.com,Beauty.com, MACcosmetics.com)
*My email address is: anastacia AT tousledelegance DOT net, or if you need a postal address, please ask.
I know I have been mentioning my birthday a lot, sorry! I guess I am fixated on it since I’ve had so many sad ones the last few years - I would really like to have a happy/fun one to remember. This one in particular is kind of difficult for me. Turning Thirty was fine, easy, whatever… but Thirty-One has me feeling old and ugly. I know I *look* much younger than I am, but I *feel* worn. (I’m not fishing for compliments, so please don’t.) I still don’t have any plans to celebrate on Saturday, though I did apply for the Match Game panel on Rude. I have the house to myself and would like to do something silly at home by myself… Just not sure what yet. Hrm.
Originally published at http://www.tousledelegance.net.- Already so dark in the mornings. Body is “WTF, it’s not time to get up yet”-ing on me. #
- I feel like I’ve been rushing around all day, but yet not getting anything done. Not sure how that works, but… #
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Originally published at http://www.tousledelegance.net.01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30) Do you swear a lot?
31) Biggest pet peeve?
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
34) Favourite and least favourite food?
35) Do you believe in God?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
- Back from hair appt. wanted weaving not slices, but whatever. gonna change it again next time anyway, so I’ll live with it. #
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Originally published at http://www.tousledelegance.net.- this Hole In The Wall show is bizarre and just silly. No. *click* #
- Not as interested in Bulldog & Dipshit as I am Gwen Ifill. Have had an intellectual/journalistic crush on her for years. #
- Hearing a lot of sentiments and barbs delivered with a perky tone and a sweet smile. But, where are the actual PLANS and the concrete FACTS? #
- You are not my America. #
- Ah, Friday treat - my first coffee of the week. Stomach, please cooperate today, please. I have been so good to you. #
- I have cosmetic lunches. I wolf down my food, then do my makeup. Believe it or not, it actually is steadying to me. Routine, I suppose. #
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Originally published at http://www.tousledelegance.net.- Sometimes I say things that sound like something a serial killer might say. Should I laugh (maniacally, of course) or be worried? Hmm… #
- Viagra Spam subject “Girls will call you Largissimo!” Uh… I’m not so sure that would be a compliment. I’ll pass, but th #
- Viagra Spam subject “Girls will call you Largissimo!” Uh… I’m not so sure that would be a compliment. I’ll pass, but thanks :) #
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Originally published at http://www.tousledelegance.net.Reading an article [http://www.wishtv.com/global/story.asp?s=9
“What if you sent it to someone’s house and their parents aren’t home and a child opens it? I mean that’s just ridiculous. I don’t believe it’s the school’s fault. I mean, the internet just worries me,” said Laura Morefield, a parent.”
It never ceases to amaze me how clueless parents can be and how innocent they think their kids are.
I mean, you should definitely look at porn with your Mom & Dad, never by yourself! (You can’t handle the thoughts your mind will have and the things your body will do!) In fact, I’m going to invite my parents over to supervise a cam show now. And, yeah, you’re right, the internet is very worrisome, so don’t bother to learn about it; let’s just not use it at all.
- Example of what no coffee causes: Wondering why I was so cold, I noticed I turned the space heater on fan, so it was blowing out cold air. #
- It would be cool to be able to sew. I can use a machine, but I’m not very patient or very good with it. #
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Originally published at http://www.tousledelegance.net.- Tentatively no pain at the moment. Thanks olive oil and stuff. Really groggy but layin off coffee today. Gonna try food. #
- Less pain physically apparently = emotional collapse. Really feel like curling up in bed for a few days - alone. But work calls. Literally. #
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Originally published at http://www.tousledelegance.net.On and off, for over a month, I have had horrible stomach pain. Think of the worst heartburn, acid reflux or hunger pangs you’ve ever experienced and add to that the feeling of a small creature inside your stomach kicking you at varying intervals. Imagine feeling these feelings constantly for days at a stretch. I am keeping the makers of antacids in business, I tell ya!Sometimes it hurts so terribly I catch myself holding my breath, waiting for it to pass. Eating is a crapshoot providing either momentary relief or searing irritation. I can’t bend in any direction. I can’t sleep. And, worst of all, I can’t afford to go to a doctor. The low income clinics say I make a little bit too much for any of them to help me, but they look at my net income and do not account for any of my living expenses. That seems skewed and unfair when I’m left with thirty-five bucks a month for spending money.I have few choices. I have to self-medicate because I cannot function like this. I looked up some home remedies. The horrid concotion of fennel, ginger, cardamom, honey, black pepper and baking soda barely took the edge off and I nearly gagged on it. I delved deeper into researching. Apparently drinking some oils eases the pain. I couldn’t find a place that carried the first suggestion of Pine Nut Oil, so I used the alternative - olive oil. It wasn’t as thick and greasy going down as I expected. It didn’t taste so bad, but it had a bruning aftertaste that had nothing to do with my tummy. WHEW! I think it helped though. I had dinner, did some sleeping meds and crashed most of the night.It did not give me shits, thankfully. Woke up tender bellied, but no burning.I fear this is my infected teeth again. I’ve felt this before and it went away immediately after mouth surgery. Back then I tested negative for the ulcer causing bacteria, h pylori. With all the job stress I am under, I wonder if I am still negative. I guess I am now one of those people living with chronic pain. I understand why some consider suicide. When it is bad, it ism unbearable. So, if I am not around as much, not as talkative, not as friendly, not as focused. It isn’t you. it is my body in revolt.
Originally published at http://www.tousledelegance.net.- Gotta get measured this coming week for a custom made Cheongsam (Chinese dress). Not sure I wanna know those numbers, but I’ll deal. #
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Originally published at http://www.tousledelegance.net.- watching the declawed cat valiantly attempt to climb the window screens hoping to attack bird in a neighboring tree. Bird is not impressed. #
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Originally published at http://www.tousledelegance.net.Friday night was cool and we had the windows open. I noticed a wafting scent like burning paper and figured a neighbor was lighting a grill or something. Nice evening for grilling, I thought. Then I heard sirens. I hear them frequently though on this fairly major road, so I didn’t think much of it. Then more. And more. And more. I got up to see where they were going… it sounded like they stopped very near.I got up to peek out the window and saw it- a cloud of smoke. Woah! I stepped outside and there were trucks, flashing lights, smoke and gawkers everywhere. A neighbor comes running over towards one of the firemen with a pipe, telling him it would help. HUH?! I squinted at them a moment until it hit me… the fire department couldn’t get the hydrant open. Oh shit! They waved the guy off and had already sent a truck further up the street to open another. My boyfriend comes toddling back from the direction of the melee. He has the scoop. House fire. Caused by a lamp. Not sure it is was knocked over or sparked or something. Everyone got out ok. Mother and her 2 kids. The fire department had to use a chain saw to cut an opening to fight through which to fight the blazes. Yikes!By this point, my eyes and nose were burning from the smoke and it was getting difficult to see through it. I was about to head back inside when Boyfriend sauntered over to a cop and mentioned that our neighbor burns 6 torches in his yard all night long, unattended. (It has been a source of stress/worry for a while… The guy claims it is his security system to keep people out of his yard and prevent them from stealing all the crap he leaves out all over the damn place, including propane tanks and various flammable debris.) We wondered if the officer would take a look on his way out, maybe have a word with him about how leaving flames unattended was dangerous. Perfect timing to hopefully get through to him after this house fire. I don’t know if the police looked into it or not, but I did notice that for the past 2 nights, no torches have been lit. Mission accomplished?
Originally published at http://www.tousledelegance.net.- OMG, there’s a house on fire on my block! Firetrucks and police blocking both ends of the road. #
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