I AM THE SELF-APPOINTED KING OF SCLEROMETRY




Orthoclase Feldspar THAT!

IN MY EARS: ORTHOCLASE FELDSPAR WHAT I TAG: apatite, calcite, corundum, diamond, fluorite, gypsum, orthoclase feldspar, quartz, talc, topaz

Just kidding oranges are awesome

WHERE I AT: Marrakech HOW I DOIN: Oranges

I got a news flash for you.


You're not the King of Burging Out.

WHERE I AT: Baking Soda, WI HOW I DOIN: Baking Whistle IN MY EARS: Baking Power - Baking Fluid WHAT I TAG: what is the substitute for baking powder

Date ; Nov 14, 007


You lazy and dirty more than one billions human souls, living in your hot, dry, dusty and dirty land ,which you Indians falsely believe that “ Bharat Desh sone ki chidia hai “ means India is a land of golden bird. Do not throw black plastic bags every where, do not spit every where, do not pass urine and stool by the sides of streams, rivers, foot paths, roads, ponds , lakes, near to hospitals, temples, on the public places, any open places. Otherwise you will be killed by most poisonous creatures : cobras and other poisonous snakes, scorpions, mosquitoes, sand flies, flies, ……which are roaming every where in your Bharat Desh.

Obediently
Dr. kalya butt-hat
Mental hospital, kathmandu, nepal

IN MY EARS: Bharat Desh - Sone Ki Chidia Hai WHAT I TAG: butt-hat

I mean, it's already 2007, and NOBODY has adapted Clash of the Titans into a jukebox musical yet.

GET ON THE BALL, HOLLYWOOD!!!!

Shitjet is the Albanian word for "sales."



It's funny cos it's true.

WHAT I TAG: shitjet

This week, a parade of racists and bigots will be descending on college campuses across the country to warn you about the fictional threat of "Islamic Fascism."

We at toasterhead's blogosphere feel that this week's events downplay the threat from other non-existent entities threatening our great nation, and we can no longer let these threats go unrecognized. I urge you to support Bigfoot Awareness Week. For the children.
Click Hither:

HOW I DOIN: accomplished IN MY EARS: Cheb Mami - Meli Meli WHAT I TAG: doombeast loves this shit

Mashed potatoes.

WHERE I AT: Ping HOW I DOIN: awake IN MY EARS: Buddy Guy - My Time After Awhile WHAT I TAG: coffee

Were it not for this momentous occasion, Sigue Sigue Sputnik would have had an entirely different name.

IN MY EARS: Diane Rehm WHAT I TAG: sigue, sputnik

You can't walk to Turkmenistan!

THE 1980 POPEYE MOVIE STARRING ROBIN WILLIAMS AND SHELLEY DUVALL IS NOT OFFICIAL CANON AND THUS CANNOT BE USED FOR COMPARATIVE OR ILLUSTRATIVE PURPOSES.

HOW I DOIN: irate

http://michaeljacksonthebeerhunter.blogspot.com/2007/08/michael-jackson-beer-hunter-dies.html

Michael Jackson, whose writing about beer literally changed what is in the glasses of beer drinkers around the world, has died. He was 65.

Jackson, universally known as The Beer Hunter, recently revealed that he suffered from Parkinson’s disease and was battling other health problems. He remained active, speaking at beer and whisky events around the world and most recently addressing British beer writers before the Great British Beer Festival. He wrote about the past year in his last column for All About Beer Magazine, now available online.

WHAT I TAG: beer

Rarely is there a superlative cheeseburger

A world in which we had to pay for chroma. Color Cops would be wandering the streets stopping people for excessive color use.

"I'm sorry, ma'am, but you're looking a bit oversaturated today - do you have any idea how much RGB you're using? Now you can either go greyscale or I write you a ticket - what's it gonna be?"

IN MY EARS: Souad Massi - Ghir Enta WHAT I TAG: hue, level, saturation