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| Saturday, July 26th, 2008 | 6:43 pm
[dystopiachimera]
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Mmm blood. So during a particularly ambitious round of sexytime just now, The Boyfriend had me on my stomach while pounding the daylights out of me. My orgasm finishes, and I peak my head up to smile at him. I feel something weird in my nose and when I reach up to see what it is... it drips blood onto my fingers. Yes... The Boyfriend fucked me into a nosebleed. He couldn't stop laughing, which meant his search for a towel or tissue took longer than it should, leaving me dripping blood all over my hand and his bed. After I get all the excess wiped away, The Boyfriend rolls me onto my back and says "Well, just keep your head tilted back" before continuing the uberfucking. God bless boyfriends like this! I truly am a lucky girl. :D PS: I am now picking all the dried blood/bloody boogers out of my nose. Yum! Current Mood:  amusedCurrent Music: Sheer Genius | 1:29 pm
[twirlandswirl]
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When a scab turns GREEN, I think it's time to pick it and let it bleed a bit, don't you?
Current Music: Elijah Kelly - Run and Tell That | | Friday, July 25th, 2008 | 7:30 pm
[badcat42077]
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5 for 5! This has been an epic week of pooing at work. And every day was different. Monday - pretty sure I pooped a hammer Tuesday - felt like a handful of unshelled walnuts Wednesday - regular poo, but I farted a short symphony while I was about it Thursday - asphalt poo; hot, sticky, smelly, gravelly Friday - look, Ma! I'm a rabbit! *plinkplinkplinkplinkplinkplinkplinkplin kplink* It was awesome, and all on company time. Current Mood: amused | | Saturday, July 26th, 2008 | 10:41 am
[poutyshorty]
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Such inappropriate timing... Have you ever not been able to sleep and finally realised it was because your body was trying to tell you something? I tossed and turned for hours until I finally realised my body was trying to tell me... HEY YO YOUR PERIOD'S HERE. I got up and checked, and yep, my period had come. I was expecting it but coming at 4:30 in the morning is very inconvienent. AND I wasn't even at home, I'm at my Dad's house. Fun fun. Too bad I soaked through the first pad I put on in like two hours, bleh. I should have bought more with me >_> So I've discovered that my body is helpful sometimes and there was a reason that I couldn't sleep. Yay! Current Mood:  crampyCurrent Music: Dad flipping channels | | Friday, July 25th, 2008 | 1:41 pm
[zaphod_groupie]
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Whoa.
I just went to the bathroom, and plop! out came the tampon.
Along with a bloodytissueclot thing that was, no joke, THE SIZE OF MY FUCKING THUMB. And the thickest, most solid one I've ever seen at that.
Sometimes I get the feeling that my uterus is up to something. | 6:26 pm
[sister_b]
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Ah, husbands... My husband reads a webcomic called "Hockey Zombie". The most recent one is ( this: ) Current Mood: amused | 12:10 pm
[janxangel]
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Short thing and a question You know it's way too early to be up and running late for work when you pull on your pants without putting your panties on, realize it, and DON'T CARE because taking them off, putting on underwear, then putting the pants back on seems like too much effort for 6am. So I've discovered that while my personal rule on NEVER leaving the house without a bra on is very rigid (Gigantic boobs of doom! 40G), panties... not so much. So on to my question. I need to poo. I have been trying to poo for a few days, but it's hard and despite my best efforts, which may in fact look like trying to give birth, minus massive amounts of pain, to an outside observer, I can't get it out. Well... I can get some out, but it won't go into the toilet. I'm sure my butt must look like it has a black snake of poo sticking out of it. I don't like laxatives. My parents gave me them when I was little and stopped up and it was just a horrible experience all around. Between the anus-ripping super craps or the time I flooded my pants with soft lumpy poop because I couldn't control my bowels long enough to wait until the restrooms were unlocked for the day at school, I don't want to experiment. Plus it's not like my body doesn't want to go, because it does, I just can't make it work. So I bought stool softener instead. Has anyone else used this stuff? What can I expect? Slightly softer or raging torrents of liquid? I bought it yesterday but I don't plan on taking any until tomorrow morning so I'm not trapped at work or over at my friends' house when it takes effect. I know for a fact that it's going to reek when I finally pass this load. Current Mood: uncomfortable | 12:12 pm
[merry182]
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Wow mmmk just a couple simple things without getting too much into it 1. Boys who can multi task = amazing seriously.... ftw <3 2. Also there is a clear difference between guys with little experience but have definitely watched porn and have friends who get laid and guys who fooled around with hoes several years ago and have just done the same thing since. I will take the inexperienced dude who acts like a pro ANY DAY over the guy with experience but no change/multi-tasking/ideas lol <3 *lets hear it for a week of nookie* Current Mood: horny | 9:51 am
[dystopiachimera]
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A tmi first for me! I pulled out my very first ingrown hair today! I was putting lotion on my legs, as I do every morning, and saw that I'd missed a hair shaving. "That's odd..." I thought, as missing ONE hair while shaving is a tricky task to accomplish. So I inspected the little black hair to see what was up. No, I hadn't missed it shaving... it was underneath a layer of skin and curling down into my leg! So I grabbed my trusty pointy tweezers, scratched the skin off, and ripped the little fucker out! I was so excited, I've never done this before. I'm all for picking and prodding and all that fun stuff, but I've never had an ingrown hair before [not one that I picked at, at least]. After ogling the little curly hair for a minute, I rushed in to show my mom. She gave me the typical mom look of "Ohh... my daughter's insane". I plan on telling my boyfriend all about this when he gets home from work. :) It's an exciting day! Current Mood: happy | | Thursday, July 24th, 2008 | 7:30 am
[bluepessimism]
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I thought this might happen one day
But I hoped it would be when my son was lighter. I have officially fed my 5 month old baby while sitting on the crapper, with massive amounts of liquid coming out of my ass. | | Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 | 2:20 pm
[blackwinterbyrd]
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agh! cyst update posted to personal journal instead of here! thanks sherrib.
:( woe the humiliation.
also. I learned the guy I was seeing is a crazy ass liar. from his wife. STD test ahoy!
she also tells me she hauled his ass to the clinic, and all his came out clean. heheheheheh if I have the herp, I'm actually going to enjoy telling him/her that :) and she can tell all his other gfs.
she checked his voicemail. found some other girl, so at least she was calm when she talked to me.
I'm pissed.
but that explains why he stopped returning my texts. | 3:44 pm
[moonypoop]
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There is something going on wrong at the top of my asscrack!
If I sit in a certain position it feels like I'm ripping the skin.
Actually, now that I've looked in a mirror...I'm pretty sure I've got a rash there. And I also have one on the top of my back.
...Fucking rash. | | Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 | 11:11 pm
[wtf_body]
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Ick I have been putting off looking this up, because I simply didn't want it to be true, but I'm pretty sure it is. I, my friends, have jock itch. I've looked around a lot of sites online, and my symptoms fit the descriptions PERFECTLY and match the images on Visual Dx Health. I'm not a jock. I'm not even male. I'm just a morbidly obese younger woman. I know obesity increases your chances of getting it, but still. Anyway, I'm pretty sure it's a result of having athlete's foot (which I've struggled with for years) and not doing the whole socks-before-underwear thing. Will definitely have to stop and get some Lamisil AT tomorrow. The poster that mentioned the orgasmic feeling of the shower on her rashy bits reminded me to look it up, because the shower feels absolutely *amazing* on MY rashy bits. On another note, even though I'm already a member of this on my other LJ, I am embarrassed enough by this that I had to go create a new journal just to post this, haha. A few people from my regular friends list (including a couple people I know IRL) read this community, so now they can hear about this without picturing it on me, which would be LOADS more embarrassing. | 7:46 pm
[tynyx]
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I'm so choked that I forgot to take a picture
When I was younger, as I may have mentioned, I damaged the root of my pinky toenail on my right foot by I guess both stubbing it repeatedly and then accidentally catching my toenail on a marble hearth of our fireplace and ripping the toenail completely off.
Anyways ever since then the toenail grows back in two pieces (one really huge half and then one about a third of the size of the entire nail bed. The little chunk is VERY sensitive and is always very loose and wiggly. I keep tellng myself to just get the nail removed surgically some how and then wear a fake nail as a prosthetic but I have neither the time or concern to do so at the moment.
I was running a bit late on the way to seeing The Dark Knight the other day and because of such I failed to realize that the little toenail nubbin was kind of bent upwards and snaggable. Unluckily for me the bottoms of my jeans are a little frayed and there is loopy stringy denim all about.
Obviously you can guess where I'm going with this.
In my haste I caught the nail on one of the stringy loopy frayed bits and yanked up solidly giving the nail a tug out of the nailbed.
You would think by now that this wouldn't hurt me because I've had it happen so many times but I was left on the floor clutching my pinky toe in my hand and swearing a blue streak for a good two minutes before assessing the damage.
The funny thing is...when this happens, the toenail or nailbed rather does not bleed at all.
BUT
the nail will never pull all the way out so I have to grip the nail...wince and pull it the rest of the way out.
the other day it slid out just like butta but in the past I have not been so lucky. None the less it's still gross beyond all logic to have to do.
I was going to take a picture of my toe missing the little chunk and the little chunk on its own but I lost the chunk and the toe on its own is quite dull.
On an unrelated note...
I am allergic to my own sweat.
Well not really...but I've found when I excersize outside I get very itchy and get a rash of little white bumps all over the place. It's not chaffing I dont THINK because it happens on my lower arms where there is nothing for them to chafe against. I am assuming its just that my pores are opening up and letting some allergens in as this does not happen when I work out inside.
It's much more fun to say I'm allergic to my own sweat :P
On the bright side this means I have orgasmic showers again...not quite as good as when I had ringworm but damn near close.
I mentioned this to my male half and his only response was mentioning how he needed desperately to see just how close I come to getting off when the water hits my rashy areas.
I laughed and patted him on the head. | 9:14 pm
[cassimus800]
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Poop/Science Question
So I was at work (office job) this morning, drinking water and then a small coffee. Usually coffee doesn't bother me... Anywho, I felt kind of crampish but it went away really quickly. About an hour later I had the all knowing gotta poop feeling, so I made my way over to the handicap washroom (separate washroom entirely, lots of privacy and there is no one on my floor who needs to use it).
I had a stinky, diarrhea-esque poo. I wiped (I'm a folder, by the way) and stood up to inspect and flush and saw MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF POO. There was a huuuge solid guy surrounded by semi-liquid poo. Wtf I swear I didn't have to go THAT bad...
Anywho, my question is... Why does diarrhea smell a lot worse than other poo? I mean, I eat the same things and sometimes get the runs... Is it just because whatever bad was in your stomach has made it's escape and just smells worse? Probably, but I'm hoping it's something different. | 10:03 pm
[xburningwhisper]
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totally not tmi but had to share
i had dinner with my boyfriend and two of his friends tonight. one of his friends is...how do i say a little unexperienced. well the other friend made a reference to a tampon string and unexperienced man was confused. they preceeded to make a diagram of a vagina out of food.
this whole thing also led to a conversation about pads, tampons, birth control, and divacups!
i love my boyfriends friends. lol | 6:54 pm
[neumeindil]
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Thought of you all this morning. Today I went for a final ultrasound to make sure there's nothing left after having a tubal pregnancy removed 2 weeks ago. I'm officially fine and sanctioned for sex, WOO HOO! *does the Finally Getting Laid Again dance* But, after that was over, I picked up my new Nuvaring from the pharmacy, came home and popped her in. Or tried to. First I couldn't keep a grip on the little monster to put it in so it kept jumping out of my hand and flying across the room. Retrieve, rinse off, and repeat. Then I couldn't get it up there while I was sitting, it just kind of went half way and stopped. Okay, so I pulled it out, wiped off the little bit of old walnut-brown clot with a piece of TP, stood up, propped a foot on the toilet and tried again. Nothing. Frustrated, I pulled it out to try again and felt a surprisingly heavy *plop*. Into my palm fell a clot the exact size, shape, color and consistency of a ripe Bing cherry, cut in half lengthwise. I know this because of course when something that disgustingly cool pops out of your secret garden, you have to poke at it and pull it apart to see what it does. No pictures of it, though. Sorry. :( But here's the sort of fruit I'm talking about: http://www.davidlebovitz.com/archives/img/0505/candiedcherriesblog.jpg Current Mood: cheerful | 2:01 pm
[rayof_sunshine]
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Ladies, I have a question for you.
I have decided that I want to try going the mentrual cup route. I have done my googling, and I like that fact that they are less messy than tampons/pads and are better for the environment. Sounds like a win all-around to me. I have decided to buy some Insteads just to start with and to give myself an idea of exactly what I am getting myself into before I spend the big bucks on something non-disposable.
I am taking the fact that my uterus just declared war on me by launching clots down as I tried to put in a tampon as a sign that it does not approve of this menstrual cup thing (as thus I should go through with it).
Is there anything I should be aware of that the FAQs aren't telling me? What cup would you recommend, if/when I decide to go non-disposable? Advice and amusing stories are much appreciated :) | 12:13 pm
[automaticmuse]
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I love my vagina and my vulva. I am fascinated with its various gushings and goos; I don't mind my period because it's not my vagina's fault (stupid uterus!) and it give me squishy clotty bits I can poke before I dispose of them. My reproductive system and I are tight
I have my very first yeast infection. I swear by all that is holy it is the most disgusting thing to happen to my girly bits. I currently have a clove of garlic trying to stem the yeasty tide. Sometimes when I have nothing better to do (it's my day off) I have a watered-down solution of hydrogen peroxide and a q-tip to get the bits of yeast on my clitoris. I've swabbed around my vulva generally once a day to neaten things up during all this, but goddamn, having stuff grow on one's clitoris is really irritating. But oh dear. It's so gross. I checked on it this morning, and the white goo...! The horror.
I miss you, vagina! Please get well soon. We can have a party once you feel better, I promise.
Also, I have a sore throat. Since it started around two days after the start of my infection I really hope it's not related. I hope it's just allergies. | 11:51 am
[sweetpeatn]
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Dear inner working bits,
I wanted to say "thank you" and to let you know that if " the change" is coming, BRING IT ON! I am very thankful that after 20 some odd years of you visiting every month for 7 or more days and bringing with you loads of luggage,(sometimes so much that your accommodations had to be changed 8 or more times a day), that these last 3 or 4 months of 3 day visits with notably less luggage have been wonderful.
I appreciate it.
Sincerely,
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