The forbidden words. *grin*

Maybe those should be capitalized: The Forbidden Words. XD

Anything that pretains to or resembles the word short and the word milk.

The Forbidden Words are "Anything that pretains to or resembles the word short and the word milk." ^_____^

At least he didn't hear. *cue screeching*

*coo*

*^_^*

*gasp* So cute and sweet. HeeHee. Little Al is horny.

Even as a kid, Al knew a good thing when he saw one. *snickers*

Shota is wrong, and so's this. XD Damn, Ed's a sound sleeper! o_o; I dun think he's actualyl asleep.... >.>;

lol He's always a sound sleeper . . . unless you call him short. Then he'll still be oblivious to his surroundings but in a deadlier kind of way.

your icon is love<3

^__^ Thank asidian. XD

XD *scurries thur*

And you said that you wouldn't continue this writing in this universe.

lol I should have been more specific: I didn't see any more Scar/Ed/Al action. *snickers* Al/Ed action, on the other hand. . . .

Scar needs some action to!

Scar's hard to bunny for some reason. . . . *pouts*

Really. *thinks* Maybe you could threaten him with something?

Suggestions?

Um... Something really horrifying for Scar.
Maybe dress him up in a pink tutu and parade him in front of the State Alchemists, while making sure he can't fry them?

Give me a few minutes and I'll think of others if that doesn't work.

All I can imagine is Ed hooting and hollaring and Al trying to get the popcorn out of his brother's hand while apologizing to Scar. Of course, Hughes would be in the background taking pictures. Hawkeye would be trying to decide who to shoot. Mustang would be trying to fry the popcorn out of Ed's hand, smirking all the while, while Havoc would be trying to light his cigarette on the flame. Armstrong would be helpfully modeling his own pink tutu for Scar, who would be sulking with a raincloud over his head. XD
Wow. That was long.

Did it work?

I have a crack!fic now, if that's what you mean. XD *points*

I inspired crack. O.O

*shakes head quickly* Nononono. I ment with dragging Scar back so he could talk to Ed and Al again in a continuation of "A Simple Touch."

Granted, crack!fic is gooooood.

*points* He wasn't really threatened too much. He's too busy sulking to be properly threatened. ...What I can see of him, anyway. Armstrong keeps posing.

*snickers at the thought of sulking Scar*

Hmm... Maybe find away to rescue/help the Elrics in a dangerous situation?

Actually what would really be funny is if all three were stuck in some type of hostage situation. You would have pissed!Ed, concerned!Al, and unamused!Scar at the ones threatening them (like the train hijackers who were doing it for their group). Especially since it would be likely that Ed and Scar would be fighting each other at some point, so the hijackers are angry because their not taking them seriously.

*grabs bunny, tosses into bag, runs off*

*stares morosely after you* You'll tell me when you've finished?

*waves from a distance* Sure!

Thats, disturbing sweet. o.o;

Alphonse was just.... Adorbable, and so very very wrong. XD

Awesome writting. =D

Al's just an adorable person . . . and I'm not finishing that thought. I don't want to give you a reason to say "wrong" twice. *laughs*
Thanks!

:O what are these forbidden words? *shifty eyes* *snicker*

*giggle* Ed can sleep through alot cant he? x3

The Forbidden Words. *giggles* Hey, he was able to sleep through someone taking the entire train hostage until the dude say The Words. XD

Hi ^^
I think I have forgotten of commenting on this.
I liked it, I think you write really well, but I have a question. I mean, not really about the fic, but... I want to know if in order to write this you just imagined it or if you really know if kids can do that. A mother who is friend of mine has a 9 years old doughter, and, well, she talked to me about something she realized the girl did. This kid masturbates against her 11 years old causin (who is a girl too, by the way), and KNOWING what the feeling is, in fact they make up stories related to smex that justify their actions. They don't know that the mother knows, and she is kind of worried. Neither of us was sure of going to talk to a doctor or a psicologyst, mostly because we are kind of ashamed about all the situation, I dunno. And what I wanted to know is if you really know kids that act like Al in this fic or if you know if that behavior is normal in children. I mean, this girls I mentioned are common girls, they have a family, they go to nice schools, they have friends, their mums don't show them pr0n neither anything like that, I mean, why are they so focused on sex?
Sorry for talking about that here, but I really want to understand and, well, I didn't know who I could ask, and when I read this fic -_-;;... sorry ^^UU
That's all I wanted to say.
Thanks ^^
Lila

*whistles* That's . . . kinda long. But let's see.
From what I know, kids masturbate from the first moment they can. At first it's exploratory, but later it becomes pleasurable, even if it's not necessarily sexual. It has more to do with familiarity and pleasure than anything else. Later on when social connotations are attached, that's when they start paying attention to what they're doing. It's extremely common. Generally, stories and such aren't associated with it until they gather more information on it, with the "information" dealing more with social norms than biology. ^^ I hope that helps.

I can tell you that my son had boners in the womb. There it was on the ultrasound. It's normal for kids to touch themselves very very early on. My son cirtainly touched himself any time he was given the opporunity, even when he was in diapers. I don't know if you'd even call it masturbation though, it was utterly uncoordinated. We spent a lot of time when he was three explaining that he wasn't allowed to put his hand in his pants in public.

Sexual desire towards others usually waits until those hormones kick in at adolescence.

Woah, thanks for the info, other peoples' experience is what we need right now ^^. I know that touching ourselves is normal. Someone had told me something about three years old being the most common age to start to really masturbate, even not knowing what sex is. But... it is different, because these girls do it with each other, like Al does (but both of them are awake ¬¬). And they *know* what it means, even if they don't feel atracted by the other. Aren't there any hormones working at 9 years old? I don't know... Well, but thanks anyway, we feel kind of relieved. Guess it can be completely normal after all. Thanks ^^.
Lila

Mutual masturbation isn't really sexual in kids either. (Says from experience -- not something I generally talk about much but my sister and I did a lot of it when we were very young -- all the way up until we found out we weren't supposed to, and then we stopped.) The upshot is it feels good when you do it to yourself, it feels interesting and good when someone else does it to you, but it still really isn't sexual in the sense of being attracted to the other person. It isn't at all like a crush or falling in love. It's purely a matter of you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

And it came as a huge embarassment and disappointment when someone (one of our friends) finally told us what we were doing was naughty. Up to that point we were blissfully ignorant.

You know my sister and I kind of parallel the Doujin Chibi Elric's in a lot of ways, we were extremely emotionally close to each other, we were incestuous, only 13 months apart in age, and she was only a couple years older than Al when she died. If I could have attached her soul to armor, I would have, but alas, that's not an option in our world.

I... I feel so sorry. You are being so nice to me, but I lied a lot. Sorry. I'm not even sure why I did it, I'm not used to lie. Guess it was because all of it makes me feel awfully embarrased... But... the urge to say the truth (even if it is kind of obvious by now) has been increasing and now I have to explain myself.
There is no friend of mine nor anything... I suck, ne? U_U... I... I was the nine-years-old girl, in fact I think it started when I was younger, and the last time we did it, I don't know, I had like, er-- 11 years old or a bit more. She... well, I don't remember the first time, but I remember once, for example, that she asked me if I wanted to do that or to do something else, and I doubted because even when I really wanted to, well, she always made fun of me for that, she... she said something like it was my fault, that I was the naughty one... We knew it was wrong, she always reminded it to me. Once she cought me doing it alone and she mocked me, I don't know, she said something awful and I've always felt so bad about the whole thing... We don't feel atracted to each other, that's for sure, I even got to fear her (I love her in a way, though, she is my relative after all), I realized I liked both girls and boys when I was 14, and at that time we weren't doing anything, in fact we weren't talking to each other at all. We have a weird relationship, which is not nice. She is a good person, but most of my fears and guilty feelings have been born in her mockings. I have hurt her in a way too, I don't know, she told me that, she told me that she suffered a lot because of me. I'm too weak and she wanted me to be strong, but I was difficult to teach to ^^. Oh, I... I'm so sorry. I've felt guilty for this for ages. I have talked with my parents (a couple of years ago... I needed time to get the guts to do it) and they told me it was ok, but, I don't know, it's like I couldn't believe them, because they love me and they always want me to feel better; they convinced me not to feel bad about masturbation, but I never stop hating myself for doing that with her, it is like... I don't know. I haven't talked with her about it either. I... I'm so stupid, damn it. I don't like to lie, I feel embarrased T_T. And, being quite young, I... I thought of sex. Not in love, not in falling in love, not in having a family. In sex.
I still think I'm kind of perverted or something. But I feel much better. I have to thank you so much. It's like if you have taken a very huge rock out of my heart and carried it very far away. I... Oh, damn, I have said "I..." a lot of times >.>... Thanks, really, thanks so much. You... you seem to be a wonderful person. I think I understand why your sister loved you so much ^^. It's good that you have been able to have nice moments with her.
I have a brother and I have a nice relationship with him. I believe he is... like... more pure... he is a lot younger than me, I am six years more. I like to protect him... I... I don't want he to be like me. I want him to be a lot better. I feel guilty for so many things.
Ow... It has been so good for me to talk with you about all this. I'm sorry if I made you remember about something you didn't wanted or something... but I feel so grateful, thanks, so many thanks.
I... I want to hug you so deeply right now. Thanks. Really.
Well... I will stop bothering you now. I still feel a bit ashamed of having log in ^^UU... but I wanted to say the truth. I had to offer something in exchange for your honesty. In exchange for all the things you made me realize of. Thanks.

I don't think you need to feel bad for doing this at all. In fact, I think it happens A LOT more often than people admit to. My sister and I learned how to masturbate from a friend, and we taught others. I'm not old enough to realize just how innocent it all was, and that it was nothing to feel terribly guilty over. I wasn't traumatized. Embarassed yes, but not traumatized. And I cirtainly didn't go on to be overly sexual. Once I was old enough to actually have sexual thoughts, I didn't sleep around hardly at all. In fact, I've only had 3 true sexual partners in my life, one of which is my husband of 15 years.

Don't put your brother on a pedistal. He doesn't need that. Don't throw yourself into a pit either. The best thing you can do is steer him clear of your mistakes with open and honest discussion. He will take your advice or not, that is his choice. But he is not "pure" he is a human being, with needs, and bad thoughts, and pettiness just like all the rest of us. Don't make him feel bad or be afraid to be open and honest with you because he's afraid he'll disappoint you. Love his warts.

There is a rather puritanical streak in our society that says that sex is evil and perverted and God hates it when we enjoy ourselves too much. I refuse to buy into that. I think the main sin in what we did was not so much that we were hurt or hurt others, but rather we went against social conventions. Even though I was the youngest, I don't consider myself to be a victim. What we did wasn't a crime. It just wasn't socially acceptable. Like picking your nose in public, only a more embarassing.

I don't think you should hate yourself for what you did. Maybe you were pushed into it, and weren't entirely willing -- that you will have to deal with. But there, the fault is not yours, it's your friends. You need not feel dirty or guilty.

You have just said so many truths.
I haven't "sleep around" at all. With no one. I can be obsessed with sex in my mind, but I'm kind of afraid of it in reality. And... is not like I had too many opportunities to do it either. But I don't care. I don't want to do it now anyway. It's weird, because I'm used to talk like if I had done a lot of things, but I really didn't do anything at all ^^UU. I'm not sure why. People I talk to know that... it's funny.
You are right about my brother. It's just that... I can't help it but be overprotective with him. I didn't mean he *is* pure, but I feel he is more pure than *me*. I would be a terrible mum ¬¬'. Nevertheless, I try my best in teaching him stuff. I always talk to him very frankly. But I'm kind of rough sometimes -_-... I have to control myself. I'm learning. And I love all of him. The only thing I don't like is when he lies. I get very angry at him when he does that. Haha-- it is an irony that I was the one lying now.
I like how I am now -or most of it-, but... I didn't like how much time I needed to grew up like this. I suffered in a stupid manner when I was a kid (well, even more than now ¬¬), and I don't want him doing that. I want him to be happy before the age I started to think I was happy. Because it took me like... 15 years to stop hating all of me. Now I just hate some little things, specially my childhood, which can't be changed.
Our society has a weird concept of what is right or wrong. And I have a weirder one O.o. I don't believe in that things either, I don't agree with them with my mind, but my heart is kind of more stupid -_-, it likes to feel guilty for everything. You are right in all you have said. My mum sometimes laugh at me because I have more social conventions than her, when it was her the one who had to study Catholic religion and I didn't enter any religion in my life. I really don't know why I'm like this. Is as if I liked to torture myself O.o.
I think I wasn't entirely pushed into it, because I liked to do it in the beginning (just when I had been older I asked her to stop because it hurt a bit), but probably I was pushed into feeling so bad about it. I told you I was very weak (a lot more then than now). It was not her fault, she wanted me to decide by myself but she didn't know how. Maybe both of us are innocent after all.
Thanks a lot for everything. I will keep working at not feeling guilty nor dirty ^^.

By the way, I started when I was 5 years old and stopped at 9 years.

Pleasurable but not necessarily sexual? Uhm... yeah, but sadly it's not the case -_-... Guess they have a lot of imagination and that is the reason for their sexual stories... I mean, they can't have too many social norms about that, right?
Uhm. I think I will talk to the girls. At least with the young one, who has a nice almost-siblings relationship with me. If it is something normal, so it's important for them to know it too. I don't want to see them feeling unnecessarily guilty like we were unnecessarily worried (I hope) about it.
Thanks a lot for the info ^__^ Guess we feel better now.
(despite the fact we are gonna have our doubths about it forever... but it can't be helped -_-)

So innocent, and so wrong. Even 10 years old and asleep Ed has the power to seduce.

He can't help it! He radiates "molestability." XD