Life comes apart at the seams it seems' Journal

Monday, April 7, 2008

10:57PM

I emailed this guy to point out an error on a web site and this is what he wrote back: "that is me not proofing. I'll let he promo run until friday if their is any confusion."
I am not the worst any more.

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Monday, March 24, 2008

12:26PM

Is ten dollars a lot to spend on Easter candy?

In other news, I got the Murry solo cd.

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Friday, September 7, 2007

9:18PM

I had steak and broccoli tonight and saved you the broccoli.

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Monday, September 3, 2007

12:09PM

Look for fried cookie dough at the State Fair this year.

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

11:44AM

Damn Erin!!

Tropical Storm Erin formed Wednesday in the Gulf of Mexico and headed toward Texas, threatening to bring downpours to a state that already has had one of its rainiest summers on record.

Gov. Rick Perry ordered emergency vehicles and personnel, including National Guard troops, to the region in advance of the weather system.

"Because storms have saturated much of our state this summer, many communities in this storm's projected path are at high risk of dangerous flash flooding," Perry said in a statement.

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Thursday, August 2, 2007

7:09PM

The Chinese are still trying to kill us. They arent doing it with bombs now, but with lead paint in our toys, pet food, tires, etc etc.

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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

5:12PM

"For an old guy, you can run around out there really good."

It doesnt seem that long ago when I was the youngest player out there.

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Friday, July 6, 2007

8:11PM

Houston, I dont think we have a drinking problem any more.

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

5:56PM

I am thinking of moving to Seattle to escape the rain.

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

12:13PM

Me and Norah Jones will be buried at the same place. When she dies she wants her ashes scattered over Big Bend National Park.

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

1:30PM

It feels like my heart is rubbing on my rib cage. But that happens to everyone, right?

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Thursday, May 10, 2007

1:50AM

Austin City Limits Festival lineup

Bob Dylan & His Band
Bjork
The White Stripes
The Killers
Wilco
Arcade Fire
Muse
My Morning Jacket
Bloc Party
Arctic Monkeys
Damien Rice
Robert Earl Keen
Lucinda Williams
Spoon
Kaiser Chiefs
Ben Kweller
and another 100 bands

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Tuesday, May 8, 2007

2:41PM

I blocked a frisbee pass with my face last night. I am going to have a nice black eye.

Old 97's this weekend.

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Friday, April 13, 2007

6:44PM

I am going to my tornado shelter. Wish me luck.

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Friday, March 23, 2007

6:52AM

I am becoming a fatty. Last night I fell asleep with cookies in my bed.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

1:57PM

One good thing about Valentine Day, I can wonder around Victoria Secret without getting the usual strange looks.

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Wednesday, February 7, 2007

3:40PM

Is it bad if every time I sneeze the top of my ribcage jams into my heart?

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Friday, January 26, 2007

10:49AM

Anyone want a two-disc Jeff Tweedy concert from '05?

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

11:40AM

Can someone bring me some lunch?

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Wednesday, January 3, 2007

7:40AM

Please Mister Postman, bring me my Tweedy tickets that should have been here ten days ago. Or maybe the three dvd's that should have been here last week. Or one of last three weeks of AutoWeek. Just stop stealing my mail.

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