SIGH. Does anyone still watch this journal? I am still alive, PS.

Okay so I've been busy with work/school and I will get caught up on drabbles LATER I PROMISE---but FIRST---

So I'm on staff for the Creation Station for Kumori-con this year. I was a volunteer last year, and I put together a little fanfiction resource primer. It was done really last-minute, so I was wondering if anyone would have input or general "I wish SOMEONE had told me this when I started writing fanfiction D: D: D:" things that they think I ought to add.

( Help from a Practiced Ficbrat (2006) )

THOUGHTS/IDEAS? This went over really well last year---all of the copies I printed out disappeared magically :D

OKAY. So I will definitely get to those drabbles ASAP after my final tomorrow, but, in the meantime, I am here to pimp.

So apparently, konoha_rebirth is in need of a Temari. This RP is, by far, the best RP I've ever played in. AU future!canon, this RP chronicles the adventures of Konoha, Suna, and Oto after Oto comes in and stomps on Konoha---led, of course, by Sasuke himself. Naruto is the Rokudaime, Sasuke is the Otokage, there is some strange religious group and the Akatsuki and plot and romance and shiny. I play Kankurou, Chouji, and Konohamaru. If you're interested, please drop in an application ♥.

PLZ & THANK YOU.

I need to stop lurking at Icha Icha Oekaki before Sasuke/Snake becomes an OTP.

I lurk like a mad lurking thing, sometimes. Hurhurhur.

Fuck. I need a break from studying, so first five comments with drabble requests that don't make me puke get a drabble. If I owe you a drabble from a while back that you're super gung-ho about, remind me.

1) Riku being uncool for lazulisong
2) Chouji and Ino for kilalas_place
3) PotC, Penguins? for p_drake
4) Shikamaru getting caught doing something embarrassing? for sunaneko
5) Sai/Sakura for terrykun
5 NejiHina for singmetechno
5) Prince Inconsiderate and the beach for sesshiyuki
5) Ino beating Shikamaru at something for kinomi_fics

Stfu.

PS, WHILE I'M THINKING ABOUT IT---who is planning on attending Kumoricon this year? I'm on staff this time around, as well as the Lord of the Copics :D.

Create your own visitor map!


Because I'm curious.

ALSO:

Someone reading this wants to write Chouji/Temari or Chouji/Temari/Ino and make it work. YOU DO. YOU KNOW YOU DO. DEEP IN YOUR HEART. C'MON, PIMP!CHOUJI.

If you don't do it, I will. So plz to be giving me drabble prompts for either ChoTema, ChoTemaIno, ChoShika, or ChoShikaIno. I've missed writing my Choubear, but no ideas have been coming. PROMPTS PLZ.

While we're at it, have some drabbles.

( Kankurou/Ino, R+, candlewax kink )

( Kankurou/Sai!Friendship, artistic endeavors (Kohoha Rebirth universe) )

AND, done for the Naruto Kink Meme (although some of the pairings I ended up writing made me go LOLWHUT):

Neji/Hinata bondage, with voyeur!Hanabi

Temari/Sakura, hair pulling and girl bitchery

LeeNejiTenten, voyeurism

Karin/Lee, dork fetish and fluster

Kankurou/Ino/Temari, Kankurou walking in on the two

Kankurou/Neji, mission crossdressing

Kankurou/Temari, multiple orgasms, prolonged sex

THIS MAKES ME LOOK MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN I REALLY AM O:

Can't. Stop. Writing. Drabbles. OHGOD.

( KanIno, prompt: Drought )

( Future!KR!KanIno, prompt: Glass )

( KonoMoe, prompt: Poppies )
( Daddy!Kankurou, prompt: baby )

( Daddy!Kankurou, prompt: Blanket )

It seems that this journal is only good for fandom memes anymore. :D

STOLEN FROM lazulisong~!

ask me a question about a fandom, pairing or ship, I will rant incoherently!

-- and smack the jesus out of you if more than three of you ask about the same thing.

or rather:

1. Comment in this post with a pairing, a character, or a threesome.

2. I shall write you back a paragraph explaining what I think about it (good, bad, indifferent) and why.

3. Let's discuss / argue / CAPSLOCK at each other about it! I only ask that you don't get insulted, angry, mean, or stupid.

This is Keryn hijacking Kitty's LJ :D It's actually to ad for 80s_no_jutsu but I could also be mean and CUT PEOPLE FROM HER F-LIST... UNLESS I GET BRIBES. I TAKE COOKIES, CASH, AND MAKEOUTS.

♥



FAQ

:D

Ask my characters anything! Continued until I get bored.

Characters I'm playing now:

short_strings: Kankurou of Rebirth
rathersneaky: Konohamaru of Rebirth
autumnal_road: Chouji of Rebirth
pink_putta: Sakura of SWC
currry_king: Chouji of SWC
swear_i_tripped: Kankurou at SWC
drowsy_deer: Shikamaru at No_Air
melon_and_rime: Hitsugaya at No_Air

And if you remember any of my old ones and want to chat with them, tag and specify :D

Some request drabbles I did for people a while back :D

( Kan/Ino, NC-17 Closet Sex for dianoetic = 1,164 words )


( PG Sasuke crossdressing for lazulisong = 158 words )


( R-rated Oiroke no jutsu Chouji/Shikamaru yuri for ayonoi = 695 words )


( Jiroubou/Tayuya PG-13 for drug use for lady_zip = 255 words )


( PG Jiroubou/Chouji for sprech4 = 221 words )

OKAY. If you lurk here, come out and say hi. Introduce yourself. I'll give you a cookie :D; I think it's more than obvious I don't bite.

Ilu socchan, and I do read your posts XD.

Because it's Valentine's Day, I like porn, and I like InoShikaChou---Valentine-themed InoShikaChou porn.

Happy Valentine's Day, brats ♥.

( pornypornyporny. )

SO. Anyone who listens to KBVR, I'm going to be on the radio tonight.

sdfldkjfs

I don't even know what the DJ wants me to say.





Still. Listen in if you're around.

It will be the sound of me failing.

Edit: The website has a live streaming option, so I guess ANYONE can listen if they're really that bored.

Today, it was foreseen by the Gods of Food that I would be frustrated.

Example one: Kitty sleeps in. Kitty runs to first class. Kitty does not eat breakfast D:. BUT OH! Ten minute break between morning class! Run, Kitty, run! Kitty acquires one vanilla Frappuccino.

Kitty opens the bottle, pleased at her purchase, only to find the shit expired and crusty.

Kitty sits through next class despondent, in woe over her ruined drink. After class, she goes back to the store to get a refund.

Kitty: My frappuccino is expired D: D: D:
Lady in Charge: They can do that?
Kitty: *points morosely to label* D:! IT IS CRUSTY AND HAS STRANGE CHALKY FLOATIES, YOU BLIND AND OBVIOUSLY CHALLENGED WOMAN. GIVE ME A NEW DRINK KTHX. I SPENT MONIES ON THIS.

...

The second drink was spoiled, too, but I was too grumpy at this point to demand another refund.

Example two: Kitty is hungry for dinner. Kitty stumbles into the cafeteria grill---not literally, you moron---and orders a grilled cheese sandwich. Disgruntled Student Worker-chan takes Kitty's written order (One grilled cheese, two slices of cheddar and one slice of pepperjack) and glares at the grill for a while. Fifteen minutes later, she shoves the sandwich into a plastic carton and Kitty snatches it up hungrily.

FOOLISHLY, Kitty trots away and pays for her food, not checking to see if Disgruntled Student Worker-chan decided to actually read her order.

Disgruntled Student Worker-chan put American cheese on Kitty's sandwich.

Kitty does not like plastic cheese.

Kitty cried many an emo tear.

...

At least they gave me chips.


When I'm hungry, I seem to post about nothing but food. Waugh. That only makes me hungrier ;_;.

IN OTHER NEWS, I wish I knew how to knit. I want an orange scarf. Three people have tried teaching me to knit and/or crochet, but I have failed each time. AT LEAST I CAN COOK. oh shit food again foooooooood must stop thinking about food.

Mythology test tomorrow. Tyche help me ♥.

I wonder what flamingos taste like. Was that a Grecian or Roman tradition? I think it was the Romans. ineedfoodbad.

Poll #917600 A VERY SERIOUS POLL
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

You are wearing sandals, but your toes are feeling nippy. Do you...

Wow, I think I've snapped.

I have stopped caring about shit. If you don't like me, that's your prerogative. You don't have to. I will be as nice as humanly possible to everyone I come in contact with, and if I somehow piss you off and can't make amends, I'm sorry. I'm not going to beat myself up about it any longer.

Wow.

So basically, I've stopped trying to please everyone. I've always worried so much about not stepping on toes and making sure I'm the nicest person possible for everyone to come to and yes, come cry on my shoulderrrrrr, but yeah. You've broken me! Stellar job!

The only people who matter to me know who they are, and why I love them. I would list every one of you, but I could never put it in order or write up enough gushing to do you all justice. You're special to me in so many ways, and yes, I will throw myself headlong into Vicious Mother Kitty Mode if anything happens to any of you. I...will choke some bitches on your collective behalves.

NOW EXCUSE ME, I WANT MY WELL-DESERVED THREE HOURS OF SLEEP.

Comments are screened; speak your mind ♥

I am the master of puns. Bow, bitches.

owai: omg some weird sounds are going on
sesshiyuki: ??
owai: IT SOUNDS LIKE DRILLING
owai: or chainsawing
singmetechno: ......
sesshiyuki: maybe they are fixing wiring
singmetechno: lock the door.
owai: *runs to lock door*
theninjakitty: OMFG
singmetechno: HE'S AT THE WINDOW.
theninjakitty: IT'S A MONSTER.
sesshiyuki: ....
singmetechno: HE'S PEEKING IN.
owai: BRB HIDING IN BATHROOM.
singmetechno: OMG IT'S ZOMBIE JESUS.
theninjakitty: HE HAS A DRILL FOR ONE HAND AND A CHAIN SAW FOR THE OTHER
singmetechno: WATCH OUT.
singmetechno: JESUS IS MULTI-FUNCTIONAL!!!!
sesshiyuki: And FOR THE LOVE GOD, DON'T BE WEARING LINGERIE
sesshiyuki: IT MEANS SURE DEATH
theninjakitty: HE MIGHT TRY TO SAVE YOUR SOUL. OR BUILD YOU A DESK.
theninjakitty: EITHER WAY, YOU'LL BE SCREWED.
sesshiyuki: .... Kitty, that is the best quote ever

cureless is so productive when she's at work >:3. We decided to do a round-robin-type drabble on her AsuKakaKure AUniverse---it turned out rather well, actually.

Expect more of these in the future, for this is also antiwank in nature ♥.

( Shift+F7 )

DEAR FLIST. STOP WITH THE FUCKING DRAMA. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK OF ME, THE WAY I PLAY CHARACTERS, OR THE QUALITY OF MY RPS. Make your judgmental remarks, ooze your disapproval, wtvr. I'm done.

Here, watch some Captain Planet.

Captain Planet is my antiwank.