themonkeybear ([info]themonkeybear) wrote,
@ 2004-02-12 23:45:00
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citizen faggot




careful - she's pissed


I think I'm becoming a homophobic homo.

I've been instructed by my client to stop poking sticks at the angry drag queens.

so... I shall sit on my fingers and be thankful for the publicity this one is churning up.. "No Press" is bad press.

Assuming, based on comment volume, the blog, (which I don't have), has a larger audience than her's and she reallllly likes attention - so I'll give ya'll monkeytiers a little link action . However, I better not assume.... being of Irish and American Indian decent, I've never been one to voluntarily compare cocks, metaphoric or otherwise.

He actually seems like he'd be a fun guy if he'd just relax a little and stop taking everything, especially himself, so god damn serious.

*monkeybear washes paws.... doesn't blog... and takes a nap*

P.S. the trancey revisit of A-Ha's "Take on Me" makes me wiggle in my seat and smile.


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[info]buc
2004-02-13 07:27 am UTC (link)
Ohhh! Such delightful banter!

I know how much you love to poke things, but stop poking that drag queen and come give Midge some lovin!

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[info]themonkeybear
2004-02-13 08:55 am UTC (link)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....... poke indeed...

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[info]bearringsd
2004-02-13 07:35 am UTC (link)
Wow. I read the whole entry in her blog. Wow, she made it sound like downright harrasment. Was it that bad?

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[info]themonkeybear
2004-02-13 08:51 am UTC (link)
I'm certain it wasn't that bad... Some of the "regulars" (Old-School Boys) and get pissy - and some of the employees aren't as P.C. as they should be - but....

come on now...

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[info]jacked01
2004-02-13 07:42 am UTC (link)
Agreed ^


I would think the boys at JJ's would be a bit more relaxed, I've had agreat time there, but I would frown if I saw something like that going down, Hey I like mud fucking a drag queen just as much as the next fella but denial of service would be a bit much, now this comment is only based on the one side i read.

It can flip at any time jim

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CAREFUL?
(Anonymous)
2004-02-13 08:03 am UTC (link)
DO NOT FEAR THE CLOWN.
IN A WORLD OF DYSFUNCTIONAL AND OTHERWISE
DAMAGED GOODS, THIS VARIETY IS THE LEAST
THREAT.. LEAST FORMIDIBLE AND LEAST PROFOUND.

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Internalized Homophobia
[info]bearsgonewild
2004-02-13 08:08 am UTC (link)
is probably a good thing...

So, here goes.

F*ck JJ's for kicking out a drag queen, especially on a night like that when there was a huge party going on somewhere else and of course people from it are going to show up. Whatever Queen!

F*ck that drag queen for getting her panties so in a bunch. Jeezus girl. Get even, not all wadded up in a ball.

F*ck the bears and self-described/self-cancelling "butch" guys who can't laugh at themselves or see that they are drag queens too. I so damn sick of those f*ggots.

F*ck me for diving into this fray...

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Re: Internalized Homophobia
[info]themonkeybear
2004-02-13 08:48 am UTC (link)
Darlin - I don't need the excuse of you diving into this fray as an excuse to fuck you. :-) All you had to do was ask.

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Re: Internalized Homophobia
[info]bearsgonewild
2004-02-13 08:59 am UTC (link)
Mmmmmm. Monkey fuck. :O)

Given your polyamorous monogamy, would I need a mojobear/babybear waiver for the aforementioned shag? If so, please send me the link to the online application...

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Re: monkeyfuck
[info]mojobear
2004-02-13 01:44 pm UTC (link)
Thank you for your interest in MonkeyFuck.
Yes, a "a mojobear/babybear waiver" filled out in triplicate, notarized is required for said "shag". However; no applications are available at this time. Please be advised that your name and request will remain on file for 6 weeks. Should an availabile position become open, you will be contacted directly with full application instructions. Thank you again for your interest.

-Mb

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Re: monkeyfuck
[info]bearsgonewild
2004-02-13 03:02 pm UTC (link)
Dear Mojobear,

Thank you for your consideration and prompt reply. Having spent years in Mexico and Central America, I am very familiar with the triplicate/notarized method of form verification and would be amenable to such an application process should applications for a monkeybear shag once again become available. As for the positions I'm best suited for, I find that top, bottom and side work well for me. I am well versed in most aspects of the "shagging" process and am comfortable one-on-one and in groups.

Once again, thank you for your consideration. Please give my regards to babybear.

All the best,

Wild Bear

Principal and Founder
Bearsgonewild International
A proud member of the Chubb Group

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[info]bitterlawngnome
2004-02-13 08:11 am UTC (link)
Exactly this happened at one of our leather bars a couple of years ago ... the divas in question scored a lot of publicity off it, and the local sash-wearers and wanna-sash-wearers also scored lotsa publicity. The bar's patronage went up. All in all not a bad publicity stunt.

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[info]sarahparah
2004-02-13 09:18 am UTC (link)
I am not as up on the drag queen gossip scene as I should be, evidently.

What I want to know is, where can I get an MP3 of that trancey track?

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[info]themonkeybear
2004-02-13 09:54 am UTC (link)
I've had a hard time finding it - but I suck at sniffing out "free" music online...

it comes up occasionally on the "vocal trance" stream from www.digitallyimported.com

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[info]crewcutbear
2004-02-13 10:15 am UTC (link)
I found it a while back in the remix newsgroup. It doesn't show up that often, but monkeyman is right, it's amazing and worth the wait.

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[info]kitchenbeard
2004-02-13 10:00 am UTC (link)
This most recent past spring, i was at the Dugout on Easter Sunday. Across the street the entrants into the Easter Bonnet Competition came out of a building. A few of the bears hooted and howled yelling "You go girl."

The drag queens in question pivoted on their heels, posed and mugged for the crowd. Five minutes later they were crossing Christopher Street and making their way into the bar. Half of them had to duck to get in the door because of the height of their wigs and hats. Suddenly the party was racheted up to a different level. They didn't stay long since the Dugout on a warm day is like an oven and make up melts.

But it was fun.

The thing is that I know a lot of leather guys who are active in the drag community here with The Imperial Court of New York.

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[info]crewcutbear
2004-02-13 11:15 am UTC (link)
Ramblings:

1) When you see a drag queen is your first thought: A) That's a person who has done so much for the gay community; or B) Damn, that's some big hair?

2)Who the hell said we all have to get along just because we share a common trait?

3) With the crop on that photo, could you have made her look more like John Wayne Gacy?

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Re: Now that you mention it...
[info]mojobear
2004-02-13 05:56 pm UTC (link)

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Re: Now that you mention it...
[info]crewcutbear
2004-02-13 10:27 pm UTC (link)
That's fucking brilliant! My cock ring is off to you Mr. Mojo.

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Re: Now that you mention it...
[info]jacked01
2004-02-13 10:50 pm UTC (link)
Damn you found my secret Drag name. you bitch you have outted me, well thats ok, I guess i should stop waiting in your neighbors driveway anyway and come back into my crawl space under your stairs, its just that the wireless connection suck from down there.

I'll be watching you tonight.... Again

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