that0therguy: Feast

Andrew (

that0therguy) wrote,
@ 2005-08-19 14:23:00

Current mood:	motivated
Current music:	I'm humming "Food, Glorious Food"
Entry tags:	tmrp

Feast
I think Warren's sad.

I mean there's a Tucker here, but he's weird, and he's not the right Tucker, apparently. So Warren reacts to him funny, and he's been kind of not himself. He needs to be cheered up.

I shall prepare a glooorious feast the likes of which have not been seen since... the last time someone made a glorious feast. I even have my own money now, what with the doing actual work, and I bought groceries, and I figured out where everything is in Kara's kitchen. All I need is a worthy assistant. Therefore I put Remus' phone number to good use, and he will arrive shortly.

Yes. It's the perfect plan.

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moonyblues
2005-08-19 08:47 pm UTC (link)

Remus shows up by apparating into the living room. He's smoking a cigarette and looks like he's wearing the same clothes for more than one day, which is true. But, at least he shaved. Sort of. He used magic, but still. A shave is a shave. He had been taking a nap when Andrew called, so he'd done more than he could have.

Walking over to Andrew, Remus takes a drag and lets it out, saying, "Am I allowed to smoke in here?"

Then, quickly followed by, "What are we making?"

But, oh, he's forgotten.

He grabs Andrew and kisses him for a long moment before pushing him back a step.

"Now. What are we making?"

He flicks an ash in the sink, waiting.

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that0therguy
2005-08-19 08:55 pm UTC (link)

Andrew giggles in a non-manly way, and keeps grinning while he talks.

"Well, I have chicken, and various veggies, and rice, and a feast needs to have courses, so there can be a salad, and there must be cake for dessert, for which I have chocolate icing, and I was thinking possibly stir fry for the main course, but we can decide as we go... Oh and it's not my house so I'm not sure if you should smoke, unless there's a magic spell to make it go away. Someone might have allergies, do spells get rid of allergens?"

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	moonyblues 2005-08-19 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	"I can cast a cleaning spell after, yeah. No problem. So. Sounds good to me. So. What can i do to help you, then? Want me to chop stuff?" He takes his wand out and transfigures it into a sharp knife. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

that0therguy
2005-08-19 09:24 pm UTC (link)

"Um. Ok."

Andrew starts lining up ingredients on the table, and gathers veggies next to the cutting board.

"You don't have to do that you know. There are knives here. Isn't it bad for you to do spells all the time? Willow had this thing where she had to stop doing magic because she was psychotic and also addicted to magic and her girlfriend dumped her one time and she couldn't not do it anymore and then she tried to destroy the world. Are you supposed to like, limit it, a bit?"

He arranges cake things on the counter, and sneakily tastes some icing.

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moonyblues
2005-08-20 04:53 am UTC (link)

Remus laughs and starts chopping.

"Uhh, I've never heard of anything like that. I think there's more than one system of magic involved. But I promise, if my girlfriend dumps me, I'll find a healthy outlet for my frustration. Where I'm from, magic is just a way of life."

He shrugs.

"We use it like non-magical people use technology. It's a normal, everyday occurrence. We don't even use electricity, we just use magic. Nothing to worry about, there."

Remus keeps chopping.

"I saw the icing thing, by the way. Not very nice to do such a thing without offering to share, while I'm stuck here with yucky old vegetables."

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	that0therguy 2005-08-22 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	Andrew blushes. "Oops. Uh. You can have some..." He holds the little tub of chocolate icing out for Remus. He resists the urge to lick off the lid. "I mean, thanks for helping and everything. You can help yourself to whatever. It's all good." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	moonyblues 2005-08-22 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	Remus sticks his finger in the tub and swipes out some frosting, then slides his finger into his mouth and sucks on it. He moans a little around it, closes his eyes, and leans against the counter. God, he does love chocolate. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	that0therguy 2005-08-23 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	Andrew watches, open mouthed, and sighs. His tongue moves of its own accord. His head tilts back slightly as Remus' does. When Remus opens his eyes to look at him, Andrew blushes and lowers his head. "Good?" He clutches the icing container tightly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	moonyblues 2005-08-23 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	Remus likes the blush. He feels he's accomplished something. "Mmmhmmm," he says, and swipes his finger into the container. He holds it up to Andrew's mouth, smiling a little. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	that0therguy 2005-08-23 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	Andrew licks Remus' finger, then takes the whole thing in, tasting it up and down. He grins around it, still looking kind of red, and cleans between Remus' fingers with his tongue. "Yeah," he says, sort of muffled. He does a sloppy job of backing up and ejecting Remus' finger from his mouth, then says "Oops, you got some on my chin." He blinks innocently. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	moonyblues 2005-08-23 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	"Hmmmm." Remus narrows his eyes for a moment, then leans forward, slides his hand into Andrew's hair, and licks his chin before kissing him. He groans slightly, licking into Andrew's mouth to taste the chocolate. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	that0therguy 2005-08-23 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	Andrew kisses back noisily, and makes ungentlemanly groaning sounds. He leans into Remus and puts his arms around him. He cleverly dabs a finger in the chocolate and smears some on Remus' neck. "Oops! I got some on you." He bends down to lick it off. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	moonyblues 2005-08-23 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	Remus snickers and arches his neck to the side so Andrew can get to it better. "You're a clumsy one..." He gets a fingerfull of frosting of his own and reaches up under Andrew's shirt to smear it down his chest. "I guess I am, too..." He waits for Andrew to withdraw, then pulls the other man's shirt up and licks his chest with broad strokes of his tongue. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	that0therguy 2005-08-26 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	Andrew leans back against the counter and breathes hard, and shivers, and tries not to be too loud. "We should be, uh," he breathes, "you know, cooking..." But he doesn't stop Remus licking him. He helps by holding his shirt up. (Reply to this)(Parent)

hellhounds
2005-08-26 11:54 pm UTC (link)

One good thing about staying in this freaky house is there's always food. Too many Tuckers have lived in apartments with nothing but scotch and Ramen in the kitchen.

He can hear heavy breathing and happy sounds as he rounds the corner, but it doesn't occur to him who, exactly, might be making these sounds. He grins at the chance to get an eyeful of whatever's happening in there.

He rounds the corner and sees some hot guy on his knees licking the chest of - Tucker's eyes flick up -

"Christ!" he yelps, slapping his hands over his eyes. Andrew nookie! There should be a warning label!

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moonyblues
2005-08-27 07:26 am UTC (link)

Remus finishes the lick before looking over.

Tucker!

"Hey, Tucker. Haven't I told you before, you can just call me 'Remus.'"

He smiles and straightens up. He doesn't want to make Tucker uncomfortable by, uhhh, licking his brother in front of him.

He gives Andrew a sly smile and shrugs, reaching out to pull his shirt down. He kisses him one more time, quickly, then leans against the counter and gets himself another finger of frosting.

"It's safe to look now, by the way," he says, then licks his finger.

He really does have a chocolate problem. And he's not done with Andrew, but there's always time for Tucker.

"I didn't know you got back. Good to see you."

And it is. He checks Tucker out, rather obviously. He looks a little different, but...Remus can't quite figure out how.

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	hellhounds 2005-08-27 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	"Remus," Tucker greets him, after removing his hands from his eyes. "Hey. I just came down for a snack." He looks at the food preparation going on. "What are you guys up to? Besides, uh..." He clears his throat. "I mean, what's up with the food?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	moonyblues 2005-08-29 02:20 am UTC (link)
	"Just making dinner. Chopping vegetables, stuff like that." He smiles a little. He can sympathize with Tucker's discomfort, although he doesn't feel it, himself. But then, he doesn't have any siblings, so... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	that0therguy 2005-09-03 03:19 am UTC (link)
	After squawking and lurching backward (bumping his elbow in the process), Andrew attempts to compose himself and make himself presentable. He's blushing and breathing funny, and he maneuvers so that the table is between his lower half and Tucker. "You know Remus? I thought you were the weird Tucker. Do you have all the same people in Crazy Other Dimension Land?" (Reply to this)(Parent)

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