10:26 pm:
so and so


Which Member of Teen Girl Squad Are You?!
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07:26 pm: Santa!!

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I put gum in lorbador's hair (-12 points). In February I bought porn for elostiriel (10 points). Last Thursday I helped colinuncut across the street (6 points). In January I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole argo980's purse (30 points). Overall, I've been nice (35 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, testopolis

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03:55 pm:

You Are Lemon Meringue Pie

You're the perfect combo of sassy and sweet Those who like you have well refined tastes

06:17 pm: Whooo!

You will drink too much gin. Not the worst way to
die, but you won't remember too much of your
life. Hey, at least you made some people laugh!


What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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02:14 pm:

Your Inner Child Is Surprised

You see many things through the eyes of a child. Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded. You cherish all of the details in life. Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things.

06:37 pm:

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	6.8
Mind:	6.2
Body:	7.3
Spirit:	5.8
Friends/Family:	5
Love:	6.9
Finance:	7.4
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

08:07 pm: Don't be callin' me no cracka, fool!

Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be	Cracka Jack Snappa
You ride around in a	A pair of 1962 Roller Skates
Yo gang	Tha Vanilla Icers
Yo shoes be	Baby-blue Timberlands
Yo dubs be dis big, fool	1,210
How much money you got?	$1.37005638545053e+26
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 47%
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06:08 pm: Kissy Kissy!

You're an Passionate Kisser

For you, kissing is about all about following your urges If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble

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05:33 pm: hehe...






Funny on so many levels...

07:12 pm:

07:34 pm: oh boy!

The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf) Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed? Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance. Your exact opposite: Genghis Khunt Random Brutal Sex Master Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so. You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls. ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth CONSIDER: The Loverboy Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. My profile name: ttmaepo

04:57 pm: Whooo!

Nick Bottom You scored 9 evilness, 45 romance, 18 tragic, and 72 comic!

Nick Bottom is an Athenian weaver and acts the part of Pyramus in a play in "A Midsummer Night's Dream." Bottom loves the sound of his own voice and believes that he is the best actor, even though he often confuses words. Through magic, he is given an ass's head and becomes the object of affection of Titania through a love spell.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 11% on evilness You scored higher than 63% on romance You scored higher than 17% on tragic You scored higher than 96% on comic

Link: The Shakespeare Character Test written by mandi_g on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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04:03 pm: Tess VS. the meme

I have 30 minutes to kill waiting to see if my landlord calls me back.

( 30 Minute Time Killing Survey of FUN! )

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06:53 pm: 1. What high school did you go to? North Carroll High School

2. What year did you graduate? 1999... good lord, I'm old!

3. What were your favorite band(s) or artist(s): Dave Matthews Band

4. What was your favorite outfit? usually baggy jeans and a t-shirt

5. What was up with your hair? long and straight

6. Who were your best friend(s)? it changed somewhat every year... Ted, Nicky, Linda, Michelle R, Diana C, Missy, Chris, Nick D, Mary M, the FoolProof Crew, the drama geeks and the show choir peeps!

7. What did you do after school? Drama, FoolProof (an improv theatre troupe), The NC Ensemble (our kickass show choir), Mock Trial, National Honors Society.

8. Where did you work? I was too busy during the year to work between drama rehearsals, show choir performances and FoolProof meetings... One summer I worked at a friend's parents' company doing data entry...that sucked my soul!

9. Did you take the bus? I made my parents drive me. There were mean people on my bus. Plus, I was always after school pretty much every day of the week. I hated the cheese! I only took it for drama trips & show choir shows... with the cool people! And we took the cheese to show choir camp in Ohio. 12 hours on the cheese. WOW.

10. Who did you have a crush on? Oh my god, too many people to name!! I was a little boy crazy...

11. Who did you date? Ted was my first real boyfriend... really, I only seriously dated Pete. THAT was a fiasco.

12. Did you fight with your parents? What high schooler didn't? I was pretty good most of the time though...

13. Did you ever get detention? Never. I was a goody goody.

14. Favorite subject? Drama, Show Choir, & English.

15. Who did you have a CELEBRITY crush on? Dave Matthews, Ryan Phillippe... Still do!

16. My grades were... Awesome!

17. Did you smoke cigarettes? Nope.

18. Did you lug all of your books around in your backpack all day? Pretty much. Some years i would use my locker... if it was convenient!

19. Did you have a clique? 4 of them... Drama Peeps, Show Choir Peeps, FoolProof Peeps, and the freshman year crew

20. Where was your Senior Prom? My senior year it was at Martin's West. Really pretty!

21. Did you have a Max like "Saved by the Bell"? Nah... every Friday drama performance, we would go to Pizza Hut... and the foolproof crew hung out at Paul's house a lot... but I wouldn't say either of them were "The Max"

22. Admit it, were you popular? not in the typical "cheerleader/footbal star" sense. I had groups of really good friends, though.

23. Who did you want to be just like? I really looked up to Missy... and I still do! But I was pretty satisfied being me.

24. What did you want to be when you grew up? An actor or a drama teacher. Wow. Look at me now!

25. What was the color of your yearbook? black, grey/silver, red...

26. What were the colors of your school? Red & Black... hence the yearbook covers

27. What was your school mascot? The panthers.

that was quite an anti-climactic ending to the survey!

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04:02 pm: Ooh! A Haiku!

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:	testopolis
Your haiku:	trip into nyc with missy and nick to see him and talk to him for
Username:
Created by Grahame

09:52 pm: Bored-ness
Hi. So, someone on MySpace posted this, and (being bored) I did the stupid thing. Here are some funny things that I apparently need.

NEEDS
Heres what you do:
Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" Then pick the 5 funniest ones there.

If your name is James, you would put this in to the search engine: "James needs"

you got the idea

Then copy and paste this into a new bulletin with your answers filled in



*~*~*TESS*~*~*
5) Tess needs to know her way around Baltimore, Annapolis and the Maryland eastern
shore as she stumbles through a dangerous, perplexing pursuit of isolated ...

4) Tess's needs, at least the physical ones, seem to have received great attention.

3) Help Save Miss Tess from Deportation : SF Indymedia
... scheduled for June of 2005! Tess needs YOUR help!

2) Tess needs the love of a man who turned his back on evil, for the best part of
Caleb to make love to the best part of her.

and the first thing the google brought up for me:

1) Tess needs a spanking. She really, really needs a spanking.

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09:54 pm: super sweet little film
http://www.xroadsfilms.com/batescomedycentral/
let's all thank russ for this little gem!

In other news, I visited my cousin and her 36 hour old newborn tonight. nearly two and a half hours of uninterrupted quality time! I held, fed, & changed the most content newborn I've ever heard of and chatted with my cousin for a long while, and it was great. This little baby inherited her father's personality-- carefree, happy, cuddly... She loves to sleep! Jen said they haven't seen her awake hardly at all! She's only seen her open her eyes twice! She's a sweetie-- didn't cry at all while I was there, just stretched, cooed, and ate. Jen said when she HAS cried, it's hardly at all. Looks like these new parents lucked out!

Tags: baby, family, politics

06:33 pm: Oh my god, how long till Friday?
This is the first 5 day week of the school year, and oh my god has it been long.

EVERYONE is exhausted. Teachers, anyway. We're DYING!!!

I've had my 4th period tech class go up to 28 students, which I realize is not a bad class size overall, but it sucks ass when you're doing technical theatre stuff. I'm nervous as hell. Think about it-- lights, set construction, catwalk... grrr...

Tomorrow is interim cutoff for semester one already, holy shit! how time flies. Today, I had another student added into my period 7 tech class. THE DAY BEFORE INTERIMS CUTOFF!! HALFWAY THROUGH THE MARKING PERIOD!!! Our GERMAN EXCHANGE STUDENT, named Fabian. Haha, I played Fabian is Twelfth Night. He seems very nice and polite.

I start my tap class tonight-- I'm excited, but also a little nervous. i haven't taken dance in 10 years, except for swing a few weeks in High School. I'm a bit punchy from being so damn tired. This afternoon I was completely loopy.

I have a dentist appointment on Saturday morning that I'm NOT Looking forward to.

Russ is coming out this weekend, I think, and we're going to go up to Elk Neck state Park and go hiking. That was the plan a few days ago, anyway. I AM looking forward to that. =)

There's your string of random updates from your truly.

03:48 pm:

Your Brain's Pattern

Your mind is a creative hotbed of artistic talent. You're always making pictures in your mind, especially when you're bored. You are easily inspired to think colorful, interesting thoughts. And although it may be hard to express these thoughts, it won't always be.

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07:47 pm: WTF is a "meme"... I was just procrastinating!

LJ Interests meme results

1. adventuring:
   I don't like life to be boring or too predictable all the time... there's nothing like heading out to try something new or unknown. Keeps things interesting!
2. being random:
   Kind of like "adventuring", except this is my humor style. There's nothing like dancing around in a dorm room with a stuffed turtle on your head or running around the apartment singing a song about cheese for no reason whatsoever.
3. drive by truckers:
   AWESOME FUCKING BAND. A) they have a hot chick bassist B) There's somethign intriguing about Patterson C) I like the lyrics D) They have a lot of fun live-- besides totally rocking, they finished a fifth of whiskey between the 4 of them.
4. family guy:
   Who doesn't like Family Guy? Oh, right. People without a sense of humor. There's something about the random interludes that I just love...
5. keane:
   Good band. Kinda chill... not as "in your face" as DBT, nice to mellow out to.
6. movies:
   Wow, how specific of me... I like to watch them. And I have a lot to catch up on that everyone else in the world has seen except for me.
7. reading:
   I need to read more. It's nice to use your imagination and form your own mental pictures of a story.
8. surprises:
   Like I said, I don't like to be bored. There's nothing like a random act of kindness to brighten up your day. I guess I should change this one to say "good suprises" because I don't like the shocking "bad ones".
9. the simpsons:
   Kind of the same as family guy... just an awesome cartoon. I love being able to watch at least an hour of it on TV every weeknight too! They make me laugh, have a lot of great cameos, and make some pretty awesome political statements as they go along.
10. theatre:
    This is my life.
    I love everything about it. (Well, except rejection and the beaurocracy). OK, I love everything artistic about it. Which is what it should be about, anyway.
    That is all.

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